This is what heaven tastes like.
>>7500652
shit?
>>7500656
not everything green is "guac", you meme food spouting fool.
>>7500652
looks great OP whats in it?
why would anyone unironically eat a hot dog
>>7500661
This literally is guacamole, though, right.
>>7500717
>mashed avocado
>salt
So, literally the bare minimum requirement to be guacamole.
>>7500735
would you call an uncooked beaten egg with salt an omelette?
>>7500652
drunk chilean posters pls go
>>7500755
No, but avocado doesn't need to be cooked to turn into guac. That's fucking guac in that pic
>>7500755
Do...do you think guacamole is cooked?
>>7500652
Italiano: toasted hotdog bun, viena sausage, mayo, smashed avocado (with little salt), 1/5 cm diced tomatoes (no salt), and hot sauce. You can add mustard to it. Plebs will pour ketchup on top.
And no. If you want heaven on hearth you go for a completo, not an italiano, unless you are a fucking faggot that can't enjoy sauerkraut and mustard.
>>7500652
ahueonao por lo menos explica la receta tonto hueón. Esto no es /int/
>>7500717
>mayonaise
>>7500790
It's not cooked either
>>7500652
>50% guac
>50% bread
>cum all over the top
0/10, made me reply
>>7500790
>its plain avacado paste plus salt
>>7500790
At its core it's just mashed avocado and salt. I'd say that's the lowest benchmark for determining whether a dish is or isn't guacamole. Regardless, it's not fucking cooked.
>>7500790
why you gotta be so butthurt and pretentious
>>7500798
Eurocuck detected. Come to South America and try some real food.
>>7500874
>come to South America and try some real poverty
ftfy
>>7500790
Holy shit you're a retard. Like others have said, guac is just mashed avocado with salt, so go fuck yourself. I know you gave yourself a hard on calling everyone simpletons with your 1st grade knowledge but holy shit you're an idiot.
>>7500808
>>7500837
>>7500811
>>7500904
oh, great, quoting the gringo wiki. of course it will have gross errors. the basic and lame "guac dip" gringos eat is not guacamole, is the, surprise, dumbed down version of it (americanized).
this is from the more accurate wiki
>"La receta original del guacamole se prepara con aguacates machacados, jugo de limón, tomate y chile."
original ""guac"" is mashed avocado, lemon juice, tomato and chili
also
>"la receta moderna y básica del guacamole consiste en moler hasta tener una mezcla uniforme en un molcajete la pulpa de aguacates (o paltas), agregando cebolla y chile verde (o ají verde), picados finamente creando una mezcla de color verde claro, la cual se condimenta con sal y unas gotas de limón."
modern base recipe for guacamole is mashed avocado, green chili, onion, salt and lemon juice.
simply mashing avocado plus salt IS NOT GUACAMOLE, who cares about your basic standards for food, you dumb unidimensional meme spouting fucks.
>>7500935
you are stupid as fuck
>>7500935
Cállate Peruano
>>7500950
top argument, buddy.
bump for discussion.
>>7500652
This is what a true hot dog should look like.
>>7501618
>adding minced beef on top of the sausage
Why would you put protein over protein? What is the job of the mustard there, to contrast what?
>>7500790
Good job on getting that many people to reply. 9/10
What kind of mayo is that? Looks Japanese.
>>7501662
Because it is delicious.
>>7501662
Europoors wouldn't understand.
>>7500790
Umm. I've been to a restaurant where they make the guacamole tableside Mayan style. They literally just smashed the avocado in a bowl and sprinkle salt on it. Other ingredients were optional, but just other spices like if people wanted a spicy guac.
>>7501744
It's a Chilean Hotdog, why the fuck would the mayo be Japanese?
>>7501766
The fact that they call it guacamole does not make it guacamole man. It's just simplified to serve the customers quickly.
>>7501757
Understand what? Unrestrained gluttony?
>>7501770
Because Kewpie is used all over the world instead of traditional mayo?
>>7500717
>avocado paste
Is this a next level guacamole meme food meme?
>>7501770
Because this board is infested with weebs.
>>7501774
>Kewpie
da duc are you talking bout son?
>>7501878
It's mayo made with egg yolks, rice vinegar and MSG. Delicious.
>>7500790
you are straight up retarded m8
>>7501931
Not him but that says that guacamole's base is avocado and salt plus the rest of the ingredients mentioned. It does not say that guacamole "is" mashed avocados with salt, except for the last part which is wrong (can't see whom is quoted), because NOBODY in latam or in the hispanic culture calls avocado "guacamole", it's either "aguacate" or "palta".
>>7501960
>guacamole's base is avocado and salt plus the rest of the ingredients mentioned
>guacamole is traditionally made by mashing ripe avocados and sea salt with a molcajete
>SOME recipes call for...
nothing about that says you need anything more than mashed avocado and salt
>>7501987
you are defending an article that states that in some areas in latin america they call avocado guac m8.
>>7501860
It's a way for hipster faggots to pretend that what they're eating isn't a meme food because it's one ingredient different.
It's actually hilarious the level that people go to to pretend that they're different.
>>7500661
you sound like a complete wanker
>>7501931
>citing the gringo wiki again
yeah lecture me about MY food and my peoples traditions, you fat fucking corn syrup drinking lard fuck.
>>7501987
>>7502034
>hipster
lmaooooo why the need to stood so low?
look, guacamole is avocado plus stuff to make it spicier. salt alone doesnt count. gringo "guac dip" is a stupid, as i said, dumbed down, lame version of guacamole, which includes avocado, salt and water or mayonaise to cut it. that way you get not a textured paste, but almost a sauce, because you love sauces, being the processed food eating toothless critters yall are.
>>7502243
>dumbed down, lame version of guacamole
so you're admitting it's still guac?
thanks for settling that my wannabe wetback friend
