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Restaurant Names as Porn


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So, I was on Yelp earlier today, and ran across the name of a business that sounds so much like a porn star's name that I couldn't stop laughing and thinking of different movies said name would star in. So, here's a game, /ck/. Come up with porn names and porn star names using restaurants in your area. Mine ( using two actual restaurant names)

"Fancy Funnel Cakes" starring BJ Cinnamon
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"Four Sisters Cafe"
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"Jack's Urban Eats"
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"Flip N Shake" starring Shave Monster
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>"Sushi Bang Bang" starring Two Georges
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"Skintime With Jenna"

(desu, this isn't a restaurant, it's a waxing place, but the name made me laugh)
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Imagine if guy fieri and jack scalfani collaborated and opened a restaurant together.

They could call it Jack n' Guy's

Jackn' guys
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"Curry Club" starring Vampire Penguin
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Mountain Mike's "In-N-Out"
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"Hotpot Express" starring Carmelita
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>>7481164
FUND IT
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Pho King

I don't even need to make a title
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Carolina's "Tasty Palace"
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>>7481191
ahahahahahahaaaaaaa
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For those that like scat pron:

"Chipotle Mexican Grill"
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Jerk Choice, starring Uncle Julio
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