ITT: Snacks infused with heroine
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ITT: Snacks infused with heroine
>>7465338
There's a little lady in there?
>>7465339
lol
Twiglets
Pretzel pieces drenched in vegetable oil, salt, sugar, and seasoning should taste pretty good I imagine.
>>7465338
gonna have to agree with op for once
>>7465338
>>7465358
Step aside for the superior pretzel piece flavor, plebs
>>7465400
Excellent choice comrade. Honey mustard and onion ones are too sweet to snack on for more than a couple bites.
I had the hot wings one and they were pretty good.
>>7465961
YO I WAS THINKING ABOUT POSTING THIS AS I SCROLLED DOWN
>picking a bag up with a fat saucy sandwich from Ike's
>>7465338
Their slogan is: If only I could stop...
>>7465338
>>7465400
>these niggers
Hot Buffalo Wing are the only real option.
>>7465994
Those chips are crack cocaine infused
>>7465994
they stopped making the only good dorito flavour: inferno. Now the hottest they make is sweet chili heat which is pathetic. The only chips I can get 'round here with any kick to them anymore is from Blair's. Speaking of, pic related.
I would commit unspeakable acts for some right now.
healthy-looking blueberries and faggy hippie-sounding name on the packaging is meant to obsfucate the fact that you're eating incredibly fattening balls of chocloate by the handful
Smokehouse almonds are sprayed with a coat of crack
>>7466313
these as well
>>7465338
Those, Payday, butterfinger and take-5 candy bars are a too good for me to eat in moderation.
>>7465338
>heroine
Retard.
literal crack seed
>>7466668
Stain your fingers red. God damn plums, so good.
>>7466668
I fucking loved li hing mui when I was little.
Then I tried it again a decade later, after aspartame became a popular artificial sweetener, and I could never look at it the same.
>>7466762
the jalapeno ones are literally flawless
>>7465338
I fucking love these things but holy shit don't eat them anywhere but home unless you travel with mouthwash because they make your breath smell like satan's sweaty asshole.
>>7466000
>Ike's
I miss living in sf
>>7466476
Even better!
>>7466030
Would you take your trip off?
This shit right here
superior addiction coming through
>select all the food
>>7467574
Sorry cheese it snack mix is a direct upgrade from chex mix
>>7467556
same with baked lays cheddar and sour cream
>>7467577
I've made my own snack mix with both cheez its and chex in it. It was awesome.
>>7467593
Chex are in cheese it snack mix already, look at the box
![k2-_c7ad533c-fe8a-43b6-93ed-5118e07e3cb2.v1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TyQoHEV.jpg "k2- c7ad533c-fe8a-43b6-93ed-5118e07e3cb2.v1[1]")
>>7467577
I didn't refresh first, but it's a more elegant design because the pieces individually aren't that great but together they are
anyway really superior snack right here, I could eat this until I burst
>>7466011
Yeah, those are stupid good. Interested in trying the OP one though.
>>7466234
>mfw i see this post
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rF-hq_CHNH0
Got a few bags of these one Christmas from a relative. I tore through all 3 in a day while playing Stalker.
I don't buy them anymore because I know they'll be gone within a few hours
>>7468264
Honey Mustard and Onion is the best, its ridiculously good
>this hasn't been posted yet
>>7466762
> not the original flavor
These are actually like crack. And for you calorie counters, Popcorners are very voluminous for how many calories they are!
>>7468734
sorry, none of us are latin girls
>>7468949
De se ipso solum loquere. Puella Latina sum atque sic semper ero.
>>7467365
These
>mfw i look at the nutritional info after i demolish a tin and find out it's more than 800 Calories.
>>7468989
Damn, we had this for only two months as an introductory/temporary item last year. I don't know why Lays can offer myriads of bound-to-fail flavors, but we can't just get all dressed.
>>7468366
Had some today.
Favorite ones are the Tomato and Basil lentils.
>>7469000
Pulchram triadem!
The official snack of Black Americans nationwide.
>>7465994
>sweet spicy chili
Oh god i'm salivating just from looking at this picture
>>7465357
This shit, how the fuck do they do it
>>7465338
This shit right here. Fuck reg potatoes. All hail superior sweet potatoes.
>>7466313
FUCKIGN THIS
good lord Im gonna go buy some RIGFHt fucking now
literally no other candy even comes close to how addictive these are....unreal
>>7466231
Goddammit. Whenever I visit my parents, my mother has a bag of these sitting out and it's always empty by the time I leave and it's all me. Makes me feel like a fat shit but I'm powerless.
>>7466464
Go home Clayton
>>7465338
I can't resist. Even though my next poop turns a bright nuclear fucking green. Every time, without fail.
I am pretty decent at limiting myself from food because health and aesthetic reasons, but shit. holy shit THIS. I can't fucking stop, nothing will work. I usually buy the 300g packets (1050 kcals) and I can easily eat that in 15 minutes and ask for more. One day I was so frustrated that I threw the packet half full out from the window. yet I buy them again like a week after. they are my overlords and I submit to them.
>>7470620
Pics
>>7465338
I always feel weird buying these at the store and the dude always gives me a look.
I thought I was the only one.
>>7468734
It's what I was looking for. They're better than any other kind of hot cheeto, and the other hot fries.
I seriously have to limit the number of times I buy this. I cannot practice any kind of self control around them and will shovel them mindlessly into my mouth every time they're near. If I won a lifetime supply, delivered to my door, it would be a death sentence for me.
>>7468734
Not only are these inferior to Andy Capp's, they're also inferior to regular Flamin' Hot Cheetos.
they are so addictive when i eat them i feel like a total crack attic
>>7465338
some strong contenders in this thread, but unfortunately for them the One True King has arrived
>>7470781
When i was younger i could just buy pistachios from the store by weight. Now I can only ever find that retarded "wonderful" brand. GOAT nut though.
>>7470499
Terra Blues are pretty good too
>>7470620
So many better kettle chips out there.
![McCoys_FlameGrilledSteak_1800__77148[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oumsQBJ.jpg "McCoys FlameGrilledSteak 1800 77148[2]")
these SO MUCH
>>7470800
Check hippie grocery stores if you have one. They have the bulk item sections still, where you can buy shit by weight
>tfw currently living abroad and can't buy any of these delicious snacks
Why did I click on this thread?
Cant find them anymore.
Did they change the name of them or just discontinue them?
>>7473115
They just don't sell them by you, they sell them at the bodega directly across the street from me.
>>7466464
/tg/ bro
>>7466030
This nigger knows
>>7470641
Have you tried the 5 lb sugar free ones?
>>7466231
My sister used to eat packets of these for breakfast and thought they were healthy.
>>7473115
Is their pepperoncini flavor any good? I've had good dill pickle flavored chips before. Not theirs though, got to try to find them somewhere. Pepperoncini is all I see in delis around here.
>>7473397
I love it. especially with sandwiches.
>>7465338
Pepperoni sticks
>>7466231
Dont even fuck withthe pomegranate ones they will turn you into a crackhead. You will also know what it feels like to be a woman who has no fucking impulse control
>>7465339
Explain pls?
This fuckers. Thank God I don't live in hueland
>>7473416
>gummie candieye
It's a son of a bitch to try to find this where I live.
>>7473791
The OP misspelled 'heroin', the highly addictive drug. He spelled 'heroine' which means a female hero. The poster you are refering to made a joke about there being a female hero who one could assume would be very small if she is fitting into a bag of snacks. I hope now that the joke has been sufficiently explained you can have many laughs out loud.
>>7470641
>Kunstoochie Farbstawfy Frucked Gummy
>>7470760
This desu senpai
>>7473215
This.
Everyone should buy the 5lb sugar free bag, they're out of this fucking world.
>>7470641
>regular, plain gummy bears
You have awful fucking taste
>>7473852
Ooh well thank you for explaining. I didn't catch up because in spanish "heroÃna " is the word both for the lady andnthe drug.
>>7473978
Where do the sell them. I had no idea they made sugar free gummy bears.. Never Even heard of them.
>>7474290
All over the place. Just about any supermarket should have them.
>>the 5 pound bag
I wouldn't recommend that. They are sweetened with sugar alcohols. Eating a lot of them will result in anal leakage. (seriously, google it) Small quantity is fine. Large amounts? not so much.
>>7474316
the amazon reviews are gold
>>7467574
BASED
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Need to go to Sam's to get a big bag and feel like a disgusting swine
step aside
>>7474965
more like horseradish peas
>>7474935
Patrician taste.
Those things are really fucking bad for you though. Don't read the label.
>>7466231
>i'll just but the box that's filled with mini-packages so that I don't eat them all
>eat entire box in one sitting
>>7475149
Cool man nice factoid! hip! rad!
>>7469024
THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE
although the vinegar is a little heavy handed
>>7473071
Wow!!!
These are my favorite type of chips ever. They are discontinued in my country for more than 5 years.
I actually miss these chips, and since they are gone, there is a hole in my heart which these chips filled with perfection. No other chip on the market here can even compete with these.
Lays just fucked up here.
>>7470499
>not salt added
>making junk food just for hippies
Their BBQ chips are dank though.
Eating them might get you fired...
DVDASA ALL DAY!
>>7465338
i eat a whole bag of the buffalo flavour with mixed feelings about my health
>>7465338
but heroine arent halal?
>>7466011
i just pour the bag of those into my mouth, and suck the flavour outta em
>>7465961
>Love Zapp's (jalapeno and Voodoo specifically)
>Feel like a poorfag because they're only sold at dollar tree in my area
also pretty much any kind of spicy trail mix
>>7475785
Oh shit, they're sold at Dollar Tree? I've been buying them off Amazon.
>>7468989
muh canadian nigga
flavour of the gods
I want it, I NEEEEED IITT
i fucking hate this thread
its 1:30 and i could walk down to 7/11 and get some all dressed chips, but i'm poor and that would be degenerate as fuck
>>7465961
Anyone else ever buy these and keep getting a shitty dirty oil flavour? I love these, but the last 2-3 times I've bought them they taste like dirty oil
>>7466234
I couldn't stop eating these motherfuckers too and I knew that they were the worst for me. Then I got a literal stomach ulcer from Takis alone which finally made me stop. Haven't eaten one ever since.
Took some of the worst stomach pains I've had to make me wake up
>>7475260
Sounds great.
![k2-_0a101056-79dd-49d3-a4ac-a68afa9197bb.v1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lIilaPX.jpg "k2- 0a101056-79dd-49d3-a4ac-a68afa9197bb.v1[1]")
>>7468276
Black shades johnny cage diamonds go parade
>>7465338
Oreos
>>7470573
Tumblr please leave
Do these count? They are godly
>>7473053
Looks good. Which one is the best anon?
>>7477297
what the fuck
>>7465338
>pieces
honestly the nigger version of this food, and it's gaining ground all over the country. nibblers are getting hard to find now
nibblers = delicious pretzel crunch covered with the exact right amount of honey mustard and onion seasoning, can press your tongue against the seasoned area and suck off all the mustardy goodness like it's a tiny vagina
pieces = nigger fragments 100% coated in the seasoning, ruining the mouthfeel, flavor, and texture. literally rejects from the nibbler manufacturing process.
![a43-12p-maoam-mini-s-chews-[2]-555-p.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/e1TZaTa.jpg "a43-12p-maoam-mini-s-chews-[2]-555-p")
>>7477739
done in every non-america country on earth pretty much. milk flavor shit is fucking great
>>7475876
you're already degenerate for even pondering the notion.
>>7470781
As good as crack and it cost the same.
>>7465338
That fuckin factory is right down from my house
>>7477801
oh shit nigga you live in south charlotte too?
>>7465338
>not jalapeno
Smh
>>7477805
Naw homie, Hanover PA
My boyfriend's mom buys me a bag of this shit every now and then, except it's always a HUGE bag from Sam's club. I can eat the whole bag in a couple days.
The texture is hnnnngggg~
>>7477834
oh shit
i forgot about those
jesus christ i need to get me some now
I have a package of the red velvet variety of Keebler's fudge striped cookies. They are absolutely divine.
>>7477825
well these are made in south charlotte, not hanover, lol. maybe years ago
hello plebs
>>7477869
Their hot chips are way better.
>>7477869
Dirty is owned by Utz, right? I like their kettle chips.
>>7477730
They're great honestly
>>7477807
underrated post
All bags are single serving size.
I have a problem with these.
>>7469024
these are good af but they make your hands sticky to the point of where you can't really do anything else
>>7469000
"He's saying "heehee, I'm flagrantly autistic and love anime"
>>7466476
This!
>>7468989
My god these were so good, but they were but a fleeting pleasure here in America. I miss them so.
Dino Sour master race
>>7476357
oh fuck I haven't had those in forever.
These are great. Surprisingly even better when you dip them in milk.
first time you try them, absolutely disgusting
but soon you want like a full brick of the paste
>>7478017
Best shit on earth
>>7477739
>flavoring things to taste like anything
pick one
>>7466313
I shit you the fuck not. a 5 below near me is selling a 9 pound bag of those for 5 dollars
>>7475803
I really missed their Alder Smoke BBQ chips but then I found out these were way better.
>>7467653
When I was little and sick my momma would get me these and I'd just eat them on the couch watching cartoons
Tfw will never enjoy these as much again.
>>7465338
Is beer a snack?
Sometimes when I think real hard about this I can still taste them ;_;
>>7473855
>>7474935
these
also pic related
>>7468408
>We have the cheddar cheese flavour, though
fuck i gotta get me some
I might just be a fiend for anything vinegar, and anything onion flavored. but I can just wolf these down like a savage unlike anything else.
>>7465339
well you know, Sometimes a girl loses, sometimes the bad guys win. Being ground into snacks is not the worst thing that could happen... post mortem...
>>7478732
you can make sour jell-o that tastes like that. mineral water + cherry coke + mountain dew
>>7465338
these are really hard to find in Australia, but my old place of employment (now closed down) sold them and they were delicious and so addictive. The cheddar cheese ones are my favourite.
>>7465411
You're only supposed to snack on them for a couple of bites anyway or you'd get fat
They don't sell 'em here anymore and it's a fucking travesty.
>>7479275
Here you go. Now you'll never run out of the frosting.
1 box Funfetti Cake Mix
2 cup Cool Whip Lite (or regular)
2 cup Vanilla Yogurt
Sprinkle Decorations (optional)
Instructions
In a large bowl mix cake mix, Cool Whip and yogurt until blended and smooth.
Chill for at least 2 hours. Serve with graham crackers or whatever you're in the mood to eat it with
>>7479281
well I know what I'm having for breakfast tomorrow
>>7477807
They taste like fake wasabi peas
>>7465961
Literally a failed combination of pickle/barbecue flavoring but impossible to stop eating
I know what I'm picking up this weekend.
>>7465338
So spicy you'll need a glass of milk after one handful but incredibly addicting
Reminder that eating anything else than celery with mustard as a 'snack' is equivalent to extra carbs and fat, meaning you are or are becoming an amerifat.
>>7479726
I wholeheartedly hope all of you die of atherosclerosis, type 2 diabetes, obesity-caused conditions, heart attack, renal failure, etc.
>>7465994
Okay, my friends developed a method to make these bitches taste even better. They roast them on a piece of oak over an open fire. Gets this great smoky taste added. It's so fucking good. Best dorito I've ever had.
>no combos
for shame
>>7479846
>posts worst flavor
Pizzeria Pretzel 4 life
>>7479940
>pizza flavored
then why not just eat a real pizza?
>>7479955
Because the gas station open at 3AM doesn't serve pizza, but they do have a bag of pizza flavored combos.
>>7468989
The best chips hands down.
>tfw Canadian and can buy these at any time
>>7479994
What is the flavor? Red pepper and salt?
>>7468989
>Ass AY Zineez
>>7480000
All dressed is hard to explain. Here's the ingredient list. They don't really taste like any other flavour.
Ya dun goofed if you're not eating these
>>7480038
Those were my favourites as a kid, so damn good
>>7480026
>spices
>hazelnut
These and Lay's Stax are my weakness.
>>7480280
Mon nègre, je préfère les billots et croquettes par contre.
>>7479685
Wow sounds great, I love burning my taste buds off
>>7480280
These or Jos. Louis are god-tier
>>7480000
its not a flavour that can be explained, its just the best
some people claim its a mix of basically all the other regular flavours of chips, but those people are wrong
>>7481320
Why does the bag have onion, vinegar and pepper on it then?
>>7478368
>tfw i open all the packages and squish them all together into a big delicious brick.
>>7477297
These are so fucking legit. Milky flavoured sweets are my weakness
Milk bottles, white rabbit, Dr milk and based fucking mini milk
>>7481324
I dunno, why don't you try putting some onion powder, vinegar, and pepper on your chips and report back to us.
These honestly. If I start eating them there's an incredibly high chance I finish the entire bag.
Also dark chocolate covered almonds.
>>7482216
Forgot muh pic. Oops.
>>7465338
Fun fact: Snyder's Honey Mustard and Onion pretzel pieces taste just like a McDonalds Cheeseburger. A crunchy cheeseburger though
Its true
>>7479685
Do they come out hotter than they went in? I wanna crap molten lava rocks.
halwa/halva
JUST
atleast it has a decent amount of protein in it...
>>7465338
Do americans know about truffle crisps?
>>7482662
i love the texture. this place near me makes it with pistachio on top, it's really good.
>>7478033
How are you handling your chips if it makes your entire hand sticky?
Should just be sticky fingertips at the most.
>>7467365
the soy/wasabi balance isn't quite right.
the soy hits you first with it's delicate savory notes and then the wasabi just blunders in and tramples everything. also there should be a hint of ginger in there too.
besides, we all know the salt n vinegar almonds are true masterrace. and the sri racha.
>>7478323
>No replies
This is a crime against humanity and you should all be ashamed. God tier sweets right here.
>>7483448
nobody has ever seen the thing you posted a picture of, i think. i am fucking addicted to confections/sweets i go to candy shops etc, i have never seen those.
>>7478338
I get those in my house a lot now and I'm starting to get sick of them. Still good with a little cottage cheese though
>>7479007
tfw you ate too many miss vickies salt and vinegar now the smell makes you sick
I still love the jalapeno though
>>7480563
Croquettes all the way
>>7478323
those and these, fuck yeah
You fuckers don't even know
Don't know why but I like these way more than the Reese's Minis
had this shit in one of those big round containers and me and my family ate all of it in like 2-3 days
>>7468366
black peper master mustartd racist in yo
>>7479626
this tbqh familia smdh cu'ck's
every damn time
>>7473898
i wish i didnt know where this gif is from
>>7468734
Fucking these, I'd eat a bag, chug a red bull, then eat anot her bag.
They make your poop burn.
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>>7465338
based taste, op
>>7465994
Oh hell, I had to get off Code Red otherwise I'd be a diabetic right about now, it was like a carbonated fruit punch. I'd eat my legs right now if Diet Code Red was nationwide
Now Sweet Spicy Chili, oh fuck that shit will kill you if you don't watch out, its literally the only mainstream chip I know of where if you take a bite you eat the whole bag
>>7466234
I like takis but have quit them due to violent red shits that resumble a toilet baby mis carriage
>>7484795
Try not eating an entire bag at once.
>>7468366
I'm from the city where these are made. The same city produces beers and Jelly Beans. Goddamn.
>>7466011
They use to have these mixed with ranch flavor ones that shit was bomb
>>7479940
Wrong. This is the best flavor right here
>>7465338
You aren't kidding, these shits are like crack.
You can't eat just one little bag of the stuff.
>>7485976
I actually really like these new things they've got. But they wouldn't really fit the thread, since they're way too strong to just keep scarfing them down.
I bought these for a low calorie snack at work and ive just ended up fucking myself because I can never stop eating them
Also fuck you this isnt even a cereal, its not even good as a cereal
>>7485982
why does it look like potatoes
>>7486101
It is supposed to look like it. - Marzipan potatoes are a traditional german sweets.
>>7486101
marzipan is formed into other shapes
in this case, potatoes
>>7486014
Why not get the non frosted ones if you're worried about kcals
I can eat my weight in every cereal except the bran sticks. They taste like what cardboard toenails would be like
>>7468366
I have 7 bags of these in my pantry.
I eat so many of them it's fucking disgusting.
They are the most ridiculously tasty snack I have ever encountered.
Especially when you get to the bottom of the bag where all the grease and salt has settled down and impregnated them transcendental goodness.
>>7469024
You think those are good, try the Cape Cod brand ones.
>>7466668
The plums are ok, but the real swag is in the gummy bears
>>7486014
>one sided frosting
Rip whole entire box
>>7474935
oh lawd mah nigga
>no four cheese cheezits
>no bulleyes/cowtails
step the fuck up guys come ON
>>7474935
Never seen those before. Reminds me of the Captain Crunch only berries cereal.
It's misguided. You THINK you only want the berries or the marshmallows or the rye chips, but they only stand out in relation to the shit they are surrounded by. It's a symbiotic relationship. Rye chips need dry breadsticks and pretzels in order to be special.
These are powered by Satan. Can eat a bag in one sitting, then regret it.
Help
>>7486987
Is it dead?
>>7487344
Zoboomafu? Yeah, for a while now.
>>7487285
Hershey made a copy of this, it was vile, it's contains 2 non-foodstuff ingredients, mineral oil and glycerine. I didn't even know mineral oil was legal to sell as food.
![51n1r36IwBL[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pRqtB3d.jpg "51n1r36IwBL[1]")
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