You come home from work and your quirky 4'9" Guatemalan wife has made this for you.
What do you do?
>>7460927
>guatemalan
kill myself
>>7460927
pat her on the head they she could reach the stove and then throw that shit out and order chinese
>>7460927
>You come home from work and your quirky 4'9" Guatemalan wife has made this for you.
Beat her for making me lose the presidential nomination of my party then make guac in my guac bowl.
>>7460927
>4`9
horizontal or vertical?
>inb4 both
>>7460927
Die.
Sorry anon.
>>7460988
My experience with central americans leads me to assume that it's both
Have her sit on my face and then get some tacos.
>>7460927
Taste it.
>>7460927
Get drunk and beat her. Maybe unconsensual sex later on that move
>>7460981
>please clap
>>7460927
build wall
>>7460927
Make fuck with her but worry about the prospect of manlet offspring
>>7460927
Call immigration
>>7460927
text girlfriend and see what she's making for dinner
I assume "quirky" is code for BPD.
>>7460927
Looks like she has only added water to Bombay mix but ate all the peas and peanuts before serving
>>7460927
Guata-maul her
>>7460927
Dump ammonia on them and search for more. Probably in the garbage cans outside. Maybe get fly paper because they had to come from somewhere.
