tfw mom won't buy me goose at the store to experiment with
>>7454903
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>>7454903
get a job
Get a job and buy your own fucking goose you goose.
>>7454903
Do you live near any lakes? There's tons of geese and swans at Lake near me.
>>7455220
Yes please gun them all down OP
my goose is getting cooked
THE GOOSE IS LOOSE
JUST LIKE SHIT THROUGH A GOOSE
>>7454903
Maybe if u ask nicelly?
>>7455220
i live by a park with geese but I don't know if they're the good kind to eat
>>7455298
Start feeding them good shit, control their diet. If their surroundings are shitty and polluted they may not be good, you're probably fine though, shit will cook out.
>>7455322
they eat lots of bread I think beause people take kids there to feed them. they probably also eat garbage because its in a park. theres a small pond in the middle I assume they eat fish from. my city is pretty polluted, I won't eat the fish I catch here.
>>7455215
I have it to and I manage to be a wage slave and a full time student at uni, you have no excuse. There's ways to get around anxiety as well. A major one is exercising faggot.
Steal one in the middle of the night, pay a decent chinese restaurant to properly cook it for you.
>>7454903
If you are old enough to post here you should be buying your own damn goose.
