Ok faggots the Legendary condiment is coming through. Back the fuck up.
>implying
>>7440447
What? Ranch? Eesh. I thought this site was 18+.
>>7440447
What? Where is it?
Oh, do you honestly mean the shit fat people drown their salads with?
do americans really dip their pizza in ranch?
>>7440469
Only if they're in the midwest/plain states...
https://youtu.be/C8YFVNdWgRg
Ranch in a bottle sucks. What you need to do is buy the packet of dry mix and add equal parts buttermilk and mayo. Pic unrelated.
>>7440469
Only the crust, if it's not particularly good crust.
hidden valley ranch is literally wallpaper paste with salt and pepper. it's also used at hospitals to induce vomiting.
>>7440515
Shut up Chip
>>7440539
>fuckin' cocksucka
fuckin white people
>>7440546
Your mother's a whore Chip. I saw Lamar givin it to her long and hard
I love to cause white hate crimes in the name of Ranch.
Eat your pizza crust or Ill kill you like your father should have.
>>7440447
Goodnight, plebs.
This thread is over
>>7440469
if the pizza is shitty and you need to bump it up a little.
legalize ranch desu senpai
>>7440469
Sometimes I will if I have leftover dip from my wings.
>>7442629
drink ranch erryday
>>7440447
you must be fat
>>7440469
I had a friend who put ranch on all savory foods. Also had a friend who did the same with ketchup.
And even more friends who do the same with sriracha.
I personally use Harissa and kimchi to spice up my meals.
Can somebody explain why Ranch is hated here?
>>7444044
Elitism makes worthless people feel superior. Its add a false sense of worth to their life.
>>7444046
triggered fatty detected
>p-people who m-make fun of you are just JEALOUS
>*guzzles ranch
>>7444063
I don't ranch, I harissa.
troll harder, kiddo.
IT'S RAINING RANCH
>>7444082
fat harder, fatty.
![tzatziki-610x300[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6qnbOfH.jpg "tzatziki-610x300[1].jpg")
European here, what's ranch and how does it taste like?
Is it anything like tzatziki ?
>>7444093
if i must
>>7444100
it tastes like the tears of sad fat people cried while they helplessly gorge themselves
>>7444100
Buttermilk and other stuff. It's very tart and strong, but that's why I like it.
>>7444109
oink oink oink
>>7444100
imagine buttermilk dressing with a herb blend added to it, its tangy and robust.
>>7440469
Yes. And I brought it with me to France and now my friends here love it too.
