i can't shit outside of my home.

my bowels just freeze up.

i'm 29 years old. i've never been on a public toilet. not once.

Publix.

I always look for a Publix when I need to shit and I'm not home yet.

>>7418243
I was like you once, now its only about privacy, unless I'm in a dire emergency. If I got a private room, I can shit to my heart's content, fuck the people outside waiting to pee, they are knocking right now. Fuck them. I need my solid 10 mins to complete my business.

>>7418235
>ITT: places where you know you can get in a decent, clean shit.
ur dad's chest

Starbucks is a goto crapping spot for junkies and winos

>>7418235
I like Sheetz

Also, I usually buy something if I am using their shitter.

Department stores and recently built malls usually have good places to crap

McDonald's is hit or miss

>>7418235
Shitting is easy. But trying to find a shower is harder.

Popeyes usually has a life saving shitter

Potbellys

>>7418235
I'm that guy who shits up the walls and pisses on all the unused toilet paper.
I believe in keeping people employed.

>>7419489
Yeah, Sheetz is pretty good and clean. I like Starbucks and Sheetz.

>>7418235
the local marks and spencers has 3 toilets - one on every floor, although the nearest one to the entrance just happens to involve walking though the lingerie section to get to

>walk to my favorite diner a few blocks away
>have a great breakfast, greek omelet, potatoes, coffee
>pay, and start the walk back to my apartment
>get two blocks and immediately change direction towards a fast food restaurant
>it's in a nigger side of town, one of their three flat-screen menus has been shattered by some kind of thrown object
>have to order something 5 dollars or more to use the restroom
>get a number one, and I have to take a massive number two
>the employee is some pissy Hispanic guy who takes forever with the sandwich
>little bit of liquid comes out my ass
>gives me my order
>ask him about the restroom key
>takes another couple minutes to find it
>I waddle into the bathroom as to not literally lose my shit
>no mirror, broken stall, broken toilet paper dispenser, spray paint on the walls
>about 2 pounds of shit eject from quivering body
>th...thanks for the facilities

should have shit on the floor tbqhwyfam