No food cringe thread?
Here's a new one with femme-Jack.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jJg0LgMH9Y
>>7412362
she's adorable fuck you
>>7412375
You should marry her.
Also, I said food cringe not chef/cook cringe.
>>7412385
>You should marry her.
>implying i wouldn't
>implying im not that lonely
hold me king jack
>>7412392
Jesus christ this is painful to watch.
>>7412397
>>7412399
this one gets me every time. Shit isn't even close to cooked. you can tell the carrots are still raw ffs.
BEAUTIFUL
>>7412400
>>7412405
>>7412410
I love how after one post the whole thread descends into Jack madness.
>>7412362
I got you fampai. Watch an Argentine fuck up Mexican food.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeyJgmCSg1E
>>7412412
>>7412417
>can't into basic physics
>oil not near hot enough
>could just use a pan
thank you king jack
https://youtu.be/aCA3j9iEEnw
>>7412417
>oil not even bubbling
this guy IS a troll/joke channel right...right
>>7412384
that went so wrong so fast
>tortilla chips in a casserole dish
huh?
>pouring can after can of liquid on it
ew soggy chips
>cheese and meat added
I'll keep an open mind, maybe a miracle will happen and this can be saved
>adding milk
christ alive this is some fear factor shit, abandon all hope, god is dead
>cheese topping
just stop. you're like a guy who lost an argument then hours later thought of a decent reply. it's over
>one hour later
you had an hour to think about this and still thought, "ok this is good, keep recording"
>now for the finishing touch
you're all in at this point, why the hell not
9.5/10
>>7412417
>>7412432
>>7412432
hahahah fucking retard made oobleck with too much corn starch
>>7412430
Please don't question Jack's culinary expertise.
>>7412439
>>7412428
what the fuck. this can't be his real voice. sounds like a fucking cartoon character.
>>7412442
>>7412428
It's either he's genuinely retarded or he making this shit up
>>7412442
Not even sure anything can top that one.
>>7412439
>>7412443
it's a joke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6C_Zj_J7tM
>>7412447
You know damn well what the REAL American salad is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA
>>7412392
austim.webm
>>7412452
this isn't aunt myrna.
>>7412445
I want to post the Big Boy Bite™ webms but they're not food cringe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuAegZ6uV0Q
alternatively
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1K1tBIAiak
https://youtu.be/IwIwTdBOJvk
>>7412460
What's wrong with this fucking kid?
>>7412461
Yep, that's deeply uncomfortable.
What's the best program for making Jack webms? Is there a program specifically designed to create optimal webms of Jack? The Jack webm crowd seem fun and I want to join them.
>>7412472
Putting a loaded gun to your head and pulling the trigger.
>>7412465
He never experienced a world without an internet.
>>7412461
I feel bad for her, she's very pretty
>>7412392
>>7412397
>>7412405
>>7412412
>>7412417
>>7412439
Does he have a legitimate mental condition that prevents him from making a distinction between cooked and uncooked food?
>>7412432
What the fuck was that?!
>>7412461
she's hot, i'd probably still hit it.
>>7412461
Poor girl, just wanted some flapJa/ck/s
>>7412493
>it fell off the side
Oh I feel so bad for this cute
>>7412493
faked.
meh
>>7412461
God: ok there's been a mixup with your paprerwork. I'll just get to the point. You can either be ugly and healthy, OR have cerebral palsy but you'll be cute with a killer rack.
>>7412493
wow thats frustrating to watch.
pancakes arent that heavy. did she use cement instead of flour or something?
>>7412536
Yeah, it's clearly all an act. What an attention whore.
You should see her toilet wiping skit.
>>7412493
oh god my heart
that poor cutie, I want to hug her
>>7412461
She's so cute.
>>7412568
She still outperforms Jack 1000/1.
>>7412556
She has cerebral palsy.
>>7412461
i knew that voice sounded familiar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4r91mc8pbo
literally the same person. mystery solved.
>>7412573
above all else, she has an actual excuse
>>7412573
no, she doesn't
Jack has a wife that loves him and tolerates him turning their home into a cooking show set, two sons (one who turned out good, one who is coming around), and is widely known as a great saucier, good consumer reporter, and sliiigghtly below average cook.
She can barely use her muscles coherently, if her face wasn't 7/10 you'd be treating her as bad as y'all treat Jack
>>7412619
>sliiigghtly below average cook
6/10. for future reference that was the line that gave you away.
>>7412691
drats, whiteknighting usually works so well in ja/ck/ threads
>>7412691
this.
He was so close, too.
Will we ever have a bad foods thread that isn't memed to death by Jack?
>>7412461
She's gorgeous. Not watching the whole thing, if it goes wrong I don't want to see.
>>7412730
it doesn't go wrong
>>7412484
Cornstarch suspension, which is a non-Newtonian fluid, meaning that it becomes more viscous with greater force applied.
>>7412707
I dare say that he's this millenium's pioneer of bad/cringe cooking.
You asking that is like asking if we will ever have Japanese food threads without sushi/ramen, or restaurant dining stories without Golden Corral encounters.
>>7412817
Funny you mention Golden Corral, I'm going there tomorrow to take photos and write a review for my new /ck/ review series.
>>7412410
I asked in the last thread and it got deleted before I could see if anyone replied, what video was this from?
>>7412831
oh lord please keep us posted we're all on the edge of our seats.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Rqs5siPalo
>>7412843
Here you go, anon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9kwmXwLTNo
>>7412852
Thank you, I kept thinking he was making some kind of fucked up jar drink
>>7412384
I like how she pats the pan into the tomato sauce as if anything of the meat could miss the bowl
>>7412846
jesus christ
>>7412417
>CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
Cringe...
Does anyone else come to /ck/ and solely look for the Jack threads?
>>7412536
You're that female who got angry because you genuinely thought she was trying to stick out her boobs. I remember you.
>>7412916
No
(yeeess)
>>7412846
what the fuck dude
>>7412426
I'd eat it
>>7412461
Is it weird that I'd still bang her?
>>7412980
no?
she is a hot girl who happens to have cerebral palsy
>>7412984
I just hope her pussy and asshole spasm the way her arms do.
>>7412990
>mfw my cerebric paulsy gf needs help making flapjacks and I give her nature's harvest
>>7412536
Really not. I have a sibling with cerebral palsy and her arms act identical to that. They can't straighten them out at all.
>>7412362
I prefer the Recipe for Disaster Apocalypse Casserole
>>7413014
Holy shit
Recipe now pls
>>7413014
The apocalypse casserole is not
it's not a standalone dish
>>7413017
https://youtu.be/m1Pk84SKo88?t=43m50s
>>7413021
>>7412586
even tho his whole channel is an act this shit is the absolute worst fuckin thing i want it fucking gone y did u ever show me this video /ck/
>>7413025
made it about 40 seconds in. that guys' voice was just grating beyond all reasonable endurance.
>>7413038
>>7412846
This is why I am a socialist. Anyone trying this hard to live a decent life off this kind of food deserves better.
>>7413040
huh? Is that really him?
>>7413040
big cat, king of the blueberries and cakehorns
>>7413076
no this is
>>7413071
>this is what burn-fags actually believe
please let me know if you wanna have a back and forth about this or if you were just shitposting, it's pretty late
>>7413083
ok well I was picturing the cookie cutter nu-male, but not a 60 yeal old one.
>>7413087
Fez had his moments.
>>7413085
>Trump steaks, free market uber alles, enabling the lazy, society is not an equalizer but a vestige to enable the established
nah man, just go to bed
>>7413096
Not him, but you're wrong because if the masses of the world were able to take the power away from those who have it, they would have done it by now. Even though they have the numbers on their side, they never will, because the vast majority of them are stupid, lazy, greedy, or some combination of the three.
>>7413101
serfs were not lazy, but before feudal europe was overturned it wasn't. Because something has not occurred yet does not mean it cannot. I mean, that's pretty clear.
I was just pretending to be the guy to try and get the guy write a response to the original poster that he was oh so selfishly bogarting because it's late where he is. Curious what angle he was going to come from
>>7413118
show me a single long-lasting civilization that didn't have a separation between the few at the top who had the power and a much larger populace doing what they say
>>7413121
I don't really even know what you're saying. You mean show you a country without laws? or... one where free enterprise exists but not for the sole benefit of the master class?
Who tells you what to do? police? your municipality? These people tell you what not to do. I mean, I could be missing the point here, but I'd say France, England, USA.
Unless you mean that the government workers making 80K a year are actually overlords, which.... if that's what you are saying (not trying to strawman, just going with what I got) I guess then I can't disagree. But it is important to realize these elected officials are culpable to the collective's laws and through elections can be removed (kind of, not 100% but you get what I mean)
>>7413121
>>7413135
/pol/ pls
Let's all fuck each other while enjoying this dish
>>7413137
>trying to spare the thread from a pruning
that food makes me want to CRINGE
>>7413142
Thanks, anon.
Have some of my national dish!
>>7413135
>he thinks the government is in charge
kek
>>7413154
lel, it's actually jews telling you to buy products and procreate! No one would do that if the corporate masters didn't use power to control your actions, yes that'll do nicely. white power
>>7413154
The world is secretly run by the Queen of England. Through her right-hand men Jamie "just a little bit of" Oliveoil and Gordon "I grew up fucking rough" Ramsey, she exerts control over the global restaurant industry, and therefore the world.
The plucky rebels Joey and Jack are America's last hope for independence, but can they get over their differences and come together to make a meal so disgusting it can be weaponised and dropped on the British positions?
>>7413145
thats a battered sausage pal
>>7413191
nah mate
it's a battered sav
>>7413156
Actually, if you knew how to read, you would know my point is that this is the natural order of things. Some people have power, and the rest work to benefit those in power. That's the way it is, and the way it should be.
>>7413230
it was a very clear point, asking for examples to disprove that the masses are indentured to their powered overlords. How could I come to the error in judgement that you are tinfoil tier with such striking and sounds points as "things are what they are" and "those with power maintain it through their masses".
your point would be better made if you had examples of any sort, but I suppose it is easier to have truisms if they are vague enough to not exist
>>7412392
Put some fucking pressure, you cuck
>>7412445
What the hell am I looking at?
>>7413245
What the fuck do you think our society is? A meritocracy? Because it's not.
>>7413285
obviously it is not, but a just world fallacy does not mean a man who works for an employer by his own volition is as much of a slave as some 11th century peasant. I brought that up so I can't hold it to you, but it does show that the "natural order of things" has some wiggle room.
I don't see how anything you've said relates to a woman eating dollar steaks deserving her lot in life because she is powerless and that the system can never change even though it has changed. Unions, social welfare... I guess you will just say these are other power groups, but society is itself a mass, so it can affect itself to the betterment of it's dollar store shoppers.
I assume I'm being subtly trolled at this point, if not the entire time, but at the end of the day championing disenfranchisement of the poor because they're rightfully chattel in your world view isn't an argument or as self evident as you hold them (I'm not saying my rambly things are on point, but they are responses to basically non-statements)
>>7412392
>be jack
>"cook" dish after dish of nearly raw meat
>never stop to consider leaving things on a bit longer
>>7413338
>Oh, I'm a house slave, not a real slave! It's not so bad!
The strong succeed and the weak fall in line.
>>7412362
She is so fucking cute. I want those lips around my cock so bad I don't even care that she would try to feed me vianna sausage
>>7412410
dat file name
>>7413350
you just said the world isn't a meritocracy, but then you said it is
I don't know man, I just really don't know
>>7412493
dem tits and face doe
>>7412392
>>7412392
that would have been so much easier to do with just your hands, the utensils he is using add more time and waste more energy
>>7412459
its pissing
>>7413486
Clearly. But the whole f'n point of his videos is to be as cringeworthy as possible to appeal to a certain demographic. It's an act.
>>7412619
the dude is an incompetent fucktard, who can't seem to figure out how to cook anything in any semblance of fully cooked or edible
>>7412362
you know she met ja/ck/, right?
https://youtu.be/vJxiHSUj6Nw?t=53s
>>7412461
Damn, she's so fucking cute, you just know she was treated like a god at her high school
>>7412995
>cerebric paulsy
Cerebral palsy doesn't affect mental faculties, a girl with it would never date a retard like you
>>7413137
Those look like spam slices, not hashbrowns
>>7412461
Cutie3.14
Would be her assistant chef
>>7412442
Everything looks so underdone when he cuts it open!? Does he really eat it??
>>7412384
That's the grossest thing I've seen in weeks thanks
>>7412619
She has cerebral palsy
>>7413137
look at those poor eggs...
it's as if they don't know you're suppose to put a small dent in the shell at the bottom
>>7412397
That file name
>>7412430
>oil not even bubbling
>>7412846
>is genuinely excited about this garbage product
why
>>7413284
literally an omelet cooked in a zip bag
>>7412405
>tfw Jack will never give you one of his juicy burgers and you'll die
>>7413537
She also met Ken
Ken met Joey
Joey is food related
>>7412846
she doesnt let her kids use knifes to eat, she gives the scisors, they are going to be those autists that pick up their silverware weird in the cafeteria
>>7413944
>knifes
>she gives the scisors
You're a moron.
>>7413944
kek, really dark in my room so cant see the keys well, also not english, its kinda weird writing a language with no relation between phonetics and writing
>>7412707
Every thread gets memed to death by jack. I go on other boards and see people post the same stupid jack webms with titles like "taken from a real AMERICAN youtube cooking show." /ck/ has become a bad meme net exporter
>>7412846
>enhanced with up to a 30% solution
30% solution of what? 30% SOLUTION OF WHAT?
>>7412452
I feel like i want to cry and throw up at the same time
>>7412493
please dont bully my handicap waifu
>>7412536
cunt
>>7412392
If he would finish cooking it, it would come apart easily.
>>7412362
She's making wacky shit from prison cookbooks and 1950's ad campaigns, she's not cringe, the original cook is. I'm subscribing.
>>7412461
Jeeze that sucks. You guys are dicks. Making fun of Jack is one thing, he has no excuse, this chick is at least trying
side note if it wasn't for the audio i would think she was just trying to make pancakes while blackout drunk
>>7412397
As he peels the skin back
>What are people bitching about? That looks fine
Then I see that the blood is pouring out of this still-clucking bird
>>7412400
>two heaping tablespoons
>uses a half a cup of mayo
>>7412426
I'd eat a pizza with sausage, tomatoes, an egg, mushrooms, potatoes, and beans, but that just looks poorly done
>>7412459
I feel like that has to be cgi, how can one taco hold so much water? It's unnatural
>>7412472
Just use ffmpeg and wear a chastity cage like the King
>>7414141
I'm sure it was intentional.
I reckon he fucks up on purpose just to get moire viewbux.
If so, smart guy.
>>7412432
Which video was this in?
How do I make good bacon?
Buy proper dry-cured bacon, not the wet-pack crap that's "cured" by injecting it with flavored water.
You'll be amazed. It doesn't splatter and it doesn't shrink/curl when you cook it.
>>7414229
You buy back bacon instead of streaky.
>>7412439
>that raw piece of beef that falls out
it's clearly not even cooked inside
>>7412441
You are the only person that I have witnessed in a very long time also calls that stuff oobleck
>>7414229
Buy real bacon instead of that american shit
Emmy is most certainly not a femme-Jack
You either don't know Emmy, don't know Jack, or are rusing.
>>7412415
Argentines fucks up everything
>>7414260
I call it that too bro
>>7412415
>mexican tacos
>starts by chopping eggplants
no wonder your kids died, you stupid bitch
>>7412461
>"someone asked for a video of me making pancakes"
>somewhere in the internet, a sick fuck is masturbating to this video
>>7412846
Did the math a few cringe threads ago.
She is paying $6.53 / lb for this filet of ratmeat.
You could get a decent steak for 8$.
What a fucking failure of a shopper.
>>7412431
You're trying too hard.
>>7412362
>femme-Jack
How?
>>7415050
Yeah, she's a good cook who chooses questionable recipes, while Jack is a questionable cook who chooses good recipes.
>>7414120
>She might read this comment online and go out with me
>>7415052
evens out in the end
>>7415082
>beef jerkey by jack
so medium rare steak?
>>7412493
Poor girl... Waifu tier I'll flip her pancakes for her
>>7413983
Oh, it gets better anon
>tenderized with bromelain
>enhanced with up to a thirty-percent solution*
>rubbed with seasoning**
If you look at the nutrition info, the thirty-percent solution and seasoning** have literally the exact same ingredients. Both are just water, salt, and some obscure preservatives.
>>7412442
I've seen this so many times, but I have to watch it to the end every single time because it is such a horror show. I've considered making it so I can know what it tastes like.
i really cant stand the jack meme but i must say i like him because even tho im a mediocre cook he makes me seem like fuckin gordon ramsey
>>7412707
Wifey threads. That's about it.
>>7412439
video could end at :06
>just push down as hard as you can
>>7412384
>dips bacteria laden fake nail into sour cream garnish
This is worse than marie's tomato sauce. Bless you anon.
>>7412384
>Putting the plate on an oven mitten
I... What
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-o4GX8waLc
You're gonna love this one
>>7415594
>lifeshelf
>>7415594
jesus christ orange squash
>>7412384
>uses an entire foodservice size bag of cheese
>tops with another retail size bag of cheese
god fucking damn woman
you know nearly 50% of that cheese by volume is solidified hydrogenated soybean oil?
>>7413537
Their hotdogs look like they fit in with this thread.
>>7413537
Why do you think I made this thread?
All the Jack-tier cooks stick together.
>>7412432
>insert le non-newtonian fluid joke here
>>7414176
Following for research purposes
>>7412362
We're going to meet up in a couple of days and making everclear Jello shots of this. Will report back when we do
>>7412400
this made me nauseous what the fuck is he doing
>>7412439
J E S U S
C H R I S T
>>7412846
That meat looks purely rancid
>>7412846
>Comments are disabled for this video.
>>7412846
>the meat cooks like pork
>>7412400
jesus christ I started gagging
>>7412400
is this an aunt myrna recipe?
>>7412445
>>7413284
I can actually vouch for this
when I was a boy scout, we'd make "bagged omlettes" like this while camping
you'd ladle raw eggs into a ziploc bag, then add whatever else you wanted: cheese, ham, green onions, etc. to the bag, seal it, then stick it in a big pot of boiling water.
it's breddy gud for making breakfast for a shitton of people at once with little cookware.
>>7412442
I need a link to the video of this
>>7415920
It's Aunt Myrna's Cheese Salad, too lazy to search for the link.
>>7415104
fun fact: jerky isn't cooked before it's dried
it's one dish Jack can't undercook!
>>7415933
>yes, i'd like to make a complaint
>i ordered your beef jerky
>but i received a frozen steak
>>7415933
He'll under dry it.
>>7415082
>7 grams of sugar
>11 grams of protein
Jesus fucking Christ. I think corn syrup is listed five different times in the ingredient list.
>>7415973
I fucking hate sweet beef jerky
the best kind I ever tasted, which unfortunately the place doesn't make anymore, was just a hunk of smoked steak.
that's all. a little salt, and smoked until it was dry. it was so think you couldn't bite a piece off. you had to slice a chunk off with a sharp knife.
fucking miss it. it was called "cowboy jerky" from Mahogany Smoked Meats
>>7415978
Still exists and you can order it online, you know.
>>7413507
In fear of his pizza rape tongue
>>7415995
oh shit. so it does.
the last couple years when I went there they didn't have it.
>>7413537
who the fuck is joey?
>>7413025
Why
>>7415594
>I feel like I'm tripping out (never touched the stuff btw)
>>7415911
wouldnt the boiling water melt or fuck up the plastic bag?
>>7416011
not in the amount of time it takes to cook the egg.
Jack says in his video that he melted a bag on the pot.
>>7412426
It looks like someone puked their breakfast onto a pizza
>>7414021
Do that into a pan, throw it in the oven at 400 for 30 minutes, and you've basically got the same thing.
>>7415594
i dont watch any of his stuff other than clips i come across here and there but man, is he a fucking baby when it comes to eating food.
ive did a good amount of traveling and had my share of food i didnt enjoy but I never spat out my food or had to rise/spit my mouth with water.
fucking baby.
>>7416025
Ramsay is pretty based, I'd assume he's just acting and doing that shit for the cameras.
>>7415405
Jellified hospital food vomit would be my guess, anon. Do you really want to find out?
>>7416025
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBh_UpWRyRA
He's over-reacting a little but with some of these people you have to be a little extra harsh to drive the point home. A consumer is free to have shitty taste, a chef should not.
>>7415594
>Orange squash
>>7412362
The noodles and sausages are fucking disgusting.
How can one srsly think about eating that shit out of a can?
>>7416025
It's a fucking show, mate. He has to play it up for the cameras.
>>7416017
aw man...props to the poor woman having to touch this gross fat fucks slimey wet feet.
>>7415998
The Jerky Gods smile upon thee, anon. Enjoy.
>>7416025
Also, these folks are serving stuff claiming it's fresh, when it's not, it's frozen. They are charging for stuff that is fresh when they aren't serving fresh food, and that's not okay. He's not being picky, he's being affronted on behalf of all the customers getting gypped by these joints.
>>7416054
This. I remember an episode of the American version where their "signature" lasagna was made a week ago. He asked the owner what she though people would think if he told them that and she was like "I think they'd be impressed that something made a week ago and frozen tastes so good". And when he asked her to tell them she wouldn't. And when he told them she was embarrassed as shit.
Sometimes you just have to be embarrassed.
This whole thread is giving me anxiety. I can't fathom how many people are eating raw burgers and soggy chip casserole surprise. I have to leave anons, I must.
>>7412397
juicy. beautiful.
>>7412397
Jesus christ what episode is that from? I want to hear Jack describe how tasty and perfect it looks.
>>7415933
you've obviously never seen his venison jerky video
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Nlu5wYkrHts
>>7416095
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eO6e5k6Vvnc
>>7412405
Those look like they were cooked in a microwave.
>>7412414
>scrambled egg
You can't fool me
![e460f41be3[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/EBIoc1g.png "e460f41be3[1].png")
>>7412439
ha
>>7412439
>that "cutting" """technique"""
>that meat
I can't even tell anymore
>>7415911
you guys were kids camping out in the woods
Jack is a big guy who owns a house and is in his kitchen
speaking of which are there any pictures of jack wearing the bane mask? It's shit like this that makes me want to get on learning how to photoshop
>>7412852
>make sure you wash your hands
I'd bet he didn't bother to wash that utensil handle after :^)
>>7412846
Why do people react so much to this? My mother was a much worse cook.
>>7416098
What was wrong with that?
>>7416025
His American TV persona is supposed to be a rude, whiny brit asshole because that's what sells, but in his BBC show he's more human and compassionate.
I've also read that he's quite a nice person off the cameras. Then again, I never met him, and might have read something written by an ass kisser.
>>7412362
chink
>>7412461
Butter Face and Cerebral Palsy?
No thanks
>>7416032
I kind of do, but I also don't know if there's enough alcohol in the world to get me through it.
