Who /daytimeFoodNetwork/ here?
I work from home so I keep the TV on in the background.
I watched The Pioneer Woman feed kids brownie Sundays out of a trough, and now Barefoot Contessa is on, also far everything she's made looks pre chewed.
She's making a nice antipasto now. Smoked mozzarella, salami, artichoke hearts, peppers and cucumbers, olives. A+ party platter.
Some shitty Twitter show teaching scrubs how to cook is now on. It's looks like it's supposed to be like a extended cooking segment of a talk show. But it has a bunch of literally whos.
Meanwhie I'm making a Boston butt in the slow cooker.
Was gonna smoke it but it's pouring out.
Food Network went to shit when they transitioned from actual chefs to housewife cooking shows and contest winners. "The Kitchen" is the fucking worst. It's not really a cooking show, it's not really a talk show, it has a bunch of morons in the audience that cheer on command. Dance you fucking puppets, dance! Fuck that show.
>>7410694
Yeah that's what's on now.
It's complete shit.
I have the pioneer women's cookbook and it is trash. Half of it is talking about her and what it's like to live on a farm. 10/10 would disappoint her in bed though.
>>7410746
So it's basically her blog in paper form.
Her blog has close ups of her husband's ass in jeans and chaps.
Sometimes I squeeze one out to Giada if its one of her half naked episodes.
>>7410823
Her big tits are on right now.
She has her signature low cut shirt on.
They jiggle when he used the handmixer.
Not bad. Can't beat off though, I shamefully just wasted a session on nigger porn.
Fuck. Now she's doing yoga.
Didn't the launch a niche channel with the old shit they used to show?
>>7410928
Yeah the cooking channel.
It's never in HD and usually is a premium channel.
>>7410865
try watching mexican made easy or kelsey's essentials on cooking channel
>>7410956
I'll try and remember. Right now it's "grandmother's ravioli", the milf isn't bad.
>>7411037
Host is a complete faggot
I can't decide who I hate more, Barefoot contessa or Rachel ray
>>7411057
Barefoot is annoying. But R.Ray is the absolute worst.
Also all of her food is shit. Sub all meats for ground turkey slop.
>EVOO GUYS THAT'S EXTRA VIRGIN OLIVE OIL
>*pours pours an extra light oil that's probably canola*
Fuck Rachael Ray.
>>7411069
Rachel Ray salvages a scrap of dignity by not being Sandra "You can cook like a chef by adding a pinch of pre-grated cheese to your can of Chef Boyardee" Lee.
>>7411146
at least Sandra Lee seems like a middle aged drunk dirty bird who probably sucks a mean dick
Country people are on again.
But everything looks pretty good tho
>>7411146
https://youtu.be/we2iWTJqo98
I fucking love this thread.
This is a good thread.
Thank you all for existing.
>>7410746
I'd drop a load on her face.
Southern girl on now is qt
HEY EVERYBODY GUY FIERI HERE FOR ANOTHER SMOKIN HOT EPISODE OF TRIPLE D, TODAY WATCH ME GROAN OVER A PORK SAUSAGE PIZZA, PISS OFF A SALVADORAN AND PRETEND TO EAT A VEGAN SANDWICH THAT I DIDNT LIKE RIGHT HERE IN THE NATIONAL CAPITAL OF U S OF AMERICA OH YEA BABYYYY
>>7411269
>>7411284
>>7411290
It's pronounced Fietti
>>7411269
Holy shit.
Just looked at the guide. FLAVORTOWN MARATHON UNTIL 4 FUCKING AM.
This thread is now a Flavortown Watch party thread.
Who's sticking around?
>>7411295
Right here baby.
>tfw been watching food network all day and just now realised I missed Big Trouble in Little China
I want to put my dick in the Kentucky girl so bad.
>>7411315
She's hippy. Definitely built fer breedin'.
>>7411319
Oh god. My new cookfu. I'll need to Google her.
TRIPLE D TIME
LETS GO TO FLAVORTOWN
It's time!
DEEP FRY THAT TOFU
Holy shit Emeril is with him making poboys
FATTY TOWN
Is this the birth of an epic new watch-along general?
Has anyone watched this European trip show yet?
Does he make an ass of himself?
>I used to have a little unit like this, that's how I got started smoking!
>yeah, it works fine for us
Why is he passively demeaning?
>13 hour smoke in new orleans on a side street
I wonder how many porks been stolen by niggers?
>burgers, brew, and 'que
kek
Anyone watching?
This guy is like 15 years old.
Also lel at Guy getting butt mad because his shitty shirts are getting stained.
TIME TO ROLL OUT TO FLAVORTOWN
>>7411807
He always spergs if anything splashes his shirt, I've seen it on several episodes.
>>7412026
What a fag.
What's with his weird aversion to eggs?
>>7412026
Let's all cringe at this classic of Jack trying to suck him off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Npa1iV-S-cI
6:10 mark.
HEY EVERYBODY GUY FIERI HERE ROLLIN OUT FOR ANOTHER EPISODE OF DINERS DRIVE INS AND DIVES
Who up for Guy and Hunters eurocuck vacation? It's coming on next.
>>7412079
Watching now.
Fucking Parma mang.
I know we like to meme on Guy, but God damn would I like his job.
Also cool that doing a show with his son. Lucky punk.
>>7412181
I wish Guy was my dad :(
I want a wheel of Parmesan
Morning. Back to my boring job and daytime food network shows.
The pigglet is on right now.
Oh boy, she's gonna make "Sloppy Lou's"
Incoming ground turkey slop.
Now on: Cake Bitches
Bump. Anyone wanna watch food network and shitposting with me tonight?
>>7414929
I would if I paid for cable
god speed anon
You aren't missing much, shitty competition shows all night. On that note though does anyone else like pic related? I like it so much I sometimes record it if I'm not at home, and I feel dirty for enjoying this shit.
>>7414997
watch this instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FVLoWq0XFk
>>7410615
>I watched The Pioneer Woman feed kids brownie Sundays out of a trough
How many kids? Sounds practical if you've got some "19 kids and counting" style litter.
