>tfw your cunt of a mom forgot your tartar sauce
I sure hope you made her eat a big bowl of spiderwebs.
>>7407784
>tfw no dinofishies
mayonnaise + pickle relish
close enough.
tfw mom broke my spaghetti in half before boiling it and it wasn't al dente
Reeeeeer
forgetting tartar sauce breaks up families, you know.
>>7408240
I break my spaghetti in half before boiling it
but its always al dente
>>7408311
Your a faggot if you break it and I don't want anything to do with you. Do not bother replying.
>>7408332
I have a bigger pot now but I havent cooked spaghetti in months