>Coffee is like a beautiful women – she smells nice and promises a lot, but she doesn’t always deliver.
Coffee always delivers, get the fuck out of here
Coffee is like a beautiful woman: She is hot but sometimes is cold.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEVTQHiAQRA
I quit coffee and drink sugar free hot cocoa now. It's a fantastic morning drink.
>>7407734
Why would you do that?
>>7407731
they don't make films like this anymore.
>>7407734
>sugar free hot cocoa
Where do you find that?
I like my coffee like I like my women, black and covered in non-dairy creamer
Coffee always needs a squirt of white cream, just like a woman.
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I like my women like I like my Scotch: aged 16 years and all mixed up with coke.
>>7407801
>>7407775
Make it yourself
>1 Cup boiling water
>Cocoa powder to taste
>>7407734
sounds like an orgasm free wank
>>7407726
Very poetic.
>>7407858
that sounds horrible. no sweetener or anything? no milk?
>>7407852
That's fucking disgusting.
Who would mix 12 year old Whiskey with anything at all, let alone Coke?
>>7407952
People that like brown liquor + Coke (people that like getting drunk, but not the taste of alcohol), but, have money and are showy enough to buy an expensive whiskey.
Like when you're Aunt and Uncle are teacher at a religious school and a pastor, are well taken care of by the church and order expensive food and mask it with extraneous sauces just to feel they are "eating well."
>>7407775
>>7407898
>that sounds horrible. no sweetener or anything? no milk?
Boil some water and cocoa powder
While that's warming up, put some artificial sweetener of your choice in a cup, and add a spoonful of coffee-mate. You can add a pinch of salt, and/or some vanilla extract as well. Then pour the cocoa water into the cup and mix.
Tastes amazing.
>>7407801
>>7407852
>mixing whisky
>>7408497
>not liking Irish Coffee
