my body is fucking burning help

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my body is fucking burning help 2016-02-21 16:40:47 Post No. 7400232
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my body is fucking burning help Anonymous 2016-02-21 16:40:47 Post No. 7400232 [Report]

2 days ago i asked in /ck/ on first alcoholic experience since i'm gonna go ony my mate's party
i went today and tried beer for the first time, taste bitter as hell but i managed to finish one can. not sure how being drunk feels but i think one can isn't enough so i finished another three
then his dad gave me a shot of whiskey, taste like cough syrup. didn't feel anything at all. nothing.
then he gave me another 6 shot saying me i have a very strong body

fast forward 1 hour ago i drove to my house still feeling nothing from the alcohol but suddenly my body starts to sweat like fuck and everything feels so fucking hot now, searched google but nothing really helps
the hell should i do? something wrong with my body? even my eyes feel really really hot

TL;DR i drank 4 cans of beer and 7 shots of whiskey but didn't get drunk, now my body is burning up and i think i'm dying

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Anonymous 2016-02-21 16:47:51 Post No.7400255
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Anonymous 2016-02-21 16:47:51 Post No.7400255 [Report]

Ur body may be allergic to it

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Anonymous 2016-02-21 17:08:21 Post No.7400293
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Anonymous 2016-02-21 17:08:21 Post No.7400293 [Report]

you probably have alcohol poisoning. i seriously doubt you didn't get drunk, but you thought getting drunk means not being able to control yourself/blacking out and you wanted people to think you were cool for drinking more, while being egged on for "having a strong body"

you should probably go to a hospital.

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Anonymous 2016-02-21 17:21:23 Post No.7400317
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Anonymous 2016-02-21 17:21:23 Post No.7400317 [Report]

You're probably done for m8

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Anonymous 2016-02-21 17:25:19 Post No.7400328
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Anonymous 2016-02-21 17:25:19 Post No.7400328 [Report]

Sounds like you have a case of homofaggotis.

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Anonymous 2016-02-21 18:05:57 Post No.7400454
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Anonymous 2016-02-21 18:05:57 Post No.7400454 [Report]

Sounds like fatal alcohol pyrolysis. This is why you're supposed to have one drink the first time and wait 24 hours.

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Anonymous 2016-02-21 23:27:56 Post No.7401384
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Anonymous 2016-02-21 23:27:56 Post No.7401384 [Report]

>>7400232
Clearly a case of faggitis maximus.

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Anonymous 2016-02-21 23:37:50 Post No.7401407
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Anonymous 2016-02-21 23:37:50 Post No.7401407 [Report]

Drink some water, you'll be fine.

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Anonymous 2016-02-21 23:38:48 Post No.7401413
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Anonymous 2016-02-21 23:38:48 Post No.7401413 [Report]

In my medical opinion, your and idiot.

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Anonymous 2016-02-21 23:43:26 Post No.7401424
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Anonymous 2016-02-21 23:43:26 Post No.7401424 [Report]

It sounds like it could be alcohol induced rectal prolapse. My friend got I once and had to be hospitalized actually. No joke.

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Anonymous 2016-02-22 00:08:25 Post No.7401511
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Anonymous 2016-02-22 00:08:25 Post No.7401511 [Report]

Now OP I specifically told you to mix a clear liquor wiht something sweet like hawaiian punch and limit yourself to two of them.

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Anonymous 2016-02-22 00:33:18 Post No.7401567
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Anonymous 2016-02-22 00:33:18 Post No.7401567 [Report]

>>7400232
Sounds like you have a bad case of elaborate fiction. Try going to bed.

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Anonymous 2016-02-22 00:44:05 Post No.7401596
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Anonymous 2016-02-22 00:44:05 Post No.7401596 [Report]

>>7400232
Hmm. Based on your story, your "friend's" dad probably gave you sacramental wine intended for use in celebration of the Eucharist (referred to also as the Lord's Supper or Holy Communion). The reason you are burning inside is because you are probably the unholy spawn of the devil and a prostitute. Congrats, I guess.