Renato Bialetti, who passed away two days ago, asked for his ashes to be guarded in a giant coffee stovetop.
ALPHA AS FUCK
Also coffee thread.
RIP in peace mokabro :[
Personally, I want my ashes to be in an aeropress.
>not having your ashes patted down and compacted into the filter of an espresso machine
His intentions were good but I can see him getting moked for it.
I bet someone tries to brew those ashes some day.
>>7395139
thats because his intentions were ridiculous
>>7395139
Don't worry, I got it.
>>7394393
>getting cremated
What a cuck.
What if science discovers a way to revive the dead next week?
>>7395252
Some people don't want to come back, deal with it.
>>7395252
And what if it turns out that you're not really losing your consciousness (at least not straight away) after you die, and you end up 'alive' in an immobile body buried in the ground for a year or two?
>>7395252
he gave us the moka pot. his work here is done.
>>7395252
You cannot reverse a deteriorating body, certainly not the brain (and lack of oxygen for minutes creates severe Brain damage anyway)
>>7396429
Consciousness as we know it is tied to your organs. When those organs fail, your consciousness would be in a completely different form anyway, independent of your current reality. Body would make no difference.
Not that I haven't thought the same things.
>>7395139
boo!
>>7396473
>Consciousness as we know it is tied to your organs. When those organs fail, your consciousness would be in a completely different form anyway, independent of your current reality. Body would make no difference.
I know, but its might as well be his actual motive for cremation. Ive heard about some famous historic folk doing such things so I guess people have this fear in them
>>7395252
by next week you would have already started rotting
