what do i order bros?
>>7383678
E Coli Burrito with a side of food poisonning
>>7383684
That's a Chipotle menu item. OP is asking about Taco Bell.
>>7383706
Right, my bad.
Ebola taco with a side of explosive diarrhea then.
>>7383712
>TFW you had an opportunity to be funny but you only were a faggot
I bet you're the type of person who holds up the line at mcdonalds while you read the menu.
Everyone knows wtf is on the menu. Buy something you like. Now that's a novel idea, isn't it, you fucking half wit.
>>7383678
>you haven't experienced life at its best until you've had pic related with a crunchy taco as a side
>>7384086
Meximelts are the best.
>>7384098
Triple layer nachos for a goddamned dollar, what's wrong with you?
Also a chalice, bean burrito, steak taco, fresco style.
Chili Cheese Fries
Oh that's right, Shit Bell doesn't have chili cheese fries!!
Fuck you, Del Taco for life!
>>7383678
Some fecal crumbs wrapped in a cardboard.
>>7384146
HILLARIOUS
OMGWTFBBQ COMMENT OF THE FUCKING DAY ON ALL BOARD.
like it so hard to make fun of taco bell but you really went for it. like no one else has ever said this or something similar.
>>7384154
DUDE, FECAL RESIDUE, LMAO
>>7384178
Am I weird for finding Bjork incredibly sexy.
>>7384220
Like oh my god, you are such a unique snowflake for seeing her special beauty! A chad would totally go for the big tits blond conventional beauty, the Jessica Simpson type that your average sheeple finds attractive, but not you, you special fucking snowflake. You should totally send her a letter, I bet you're the only man on earth who has ever found Bjork attractive. Bjork of all people! Like wow, that's deep mannnn.
No seriously go for it, I think you have a chance.
2 beefy frito burritos, one with sour cream, the other with cheesy jalapeno sauce, one rockstar freeze, and a crunchwrap
>>7383678
i always get the 2 chalupa meal (comes with taco, i get the crunchy) and a crunchwrap supreme on the side
>>7383936
Underrated
>eat south east asian food all my life
>white people can't seem to handle taco bell without getting life threatening diarrhea
>never been affected by the taco bell curse
thanks mom
>>7384283
I need comfort student food tomorrow. How much is that? Never had frito burrito. Tomatoes?
>>7384220
Is being patrician weird?
>>7383678
Mountain Dew and lonliness
>>7384392
No. It's 1 dollar, pleasantly filling, and it's never been lacking on the fillings.
Nacho bell grande
Mexican pizza
Crunchwrap supreme
Baja blast
Any other suggestions are from faggots who dont know how to taco bell
>>7384518
>he never orders meximelts
A dozen cheezy roll ups
>>7383706
cheesy hepatitis crunch
>>7384518
>Mexican pizza
disgusting.
>>7384573
Boooo!
Bees!
I'm getting tired of seeing yumfoods company garbage on this board all the damn time.
I always get two beef chalupas no sour cream add nacho cheese
>>7383678
Crunch wrap supreme.
>>7383936
Some people just dont have what it takes.
When will this taco bell diarrhea meme end. Ive eaten at taco bell sparingly over the years and have never had this "diarrhea"
>>7383678
Loaded potatoe griller, cheesey nacho crunchwrap slider(only a dollar), spicy nacho crunchwrap slider, cheesey gordita crunch, and a Baja Blast.
>>7385644
Same here. Taco Bell is easily my favorite fast food joint, and anyone who claims it will give yu diahria is lying faggot or just a little bitch that can't handle any food with grease in it
Go to a taco stand
>>7384086
Too expensive for a nigged up soft taco.
>Order a beef quesorito with no sour cream
>Wait like 15 minutes
>Hand me a Quesalupa, apologize for taking so long
>I hand it back, asking for the correct food
>They make a big deal of it, like 4 employees all asking each other about it
>Finally they just ask for my Quesalupa and receipt back
>Wait 10 more minutes
>Hand me my food, I go home
>It's a steak quesarito with sour cream
>>7383678
the big box
>>7384123
I don't have a problem with Del Taco, but the first time they opened one here in Orlando, I was completely thrown off by their menu. What do you recommend getting from there, btw? I don't go often, but on the rare occasion I do, I usually just get a couple of those ranch chicken rollers or grilled chicken tacos.
I've had one of their beef burritos before, and regular nachos (nachos especially were good), but would like to try something different.
>>7385783
Yea, I've never had diarrhea from it either. Not sure how that started, other than the general acknowledgement that it's obviously unhealthy and shitty. And this is coming from someone who's had random gallbladder and other digestive problems.
I am craving something with copious amounts of sour cream in it. What should I get tomorrow?
