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ck give me your best guac recipe
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avocado
salt
cilantro
lime
some serrano or jalapeno if you want
MAYBE some onion, but I wouldn't recommend it

That's really all you need
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>>7375405
I make guacamole without using avocado.
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It all depends on how strong each ingredient happens to be.

Taste your food and adjust the amounts accordingly.
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>>7375452
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>>7375410
You forgot some Tabasco or Frank's Red Hot.
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Avocados....From Mexico
salt
pepper
garlic powder
lime just
cilantro
Green onion (sometime I grill them or saute them)
Tomatoes don't really add anything but it looks nice.
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>>7375485
>Avocados....From Mexico

I'd rather my produce didn't smell like piss.
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>>7375479
You replace the avocado with either green peas or broccoli.
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>>7375486
Meh it's a brand.

>>7375487
special place in hell for the crackers that do that.
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>>7375491

no need for racism you fucking shitskin
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>>7375485
>lime just
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>>7375452
>>7375487
>>7375538
This is a special level of trolling I'm hitherto unaware of

Good job
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>>7375405
>inb4 Jeb!
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>>7375730

i'm in after jeb now
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>>7375405
1/3cup best salsa
1 avocado
cilantro, salt, and lime juice to taste

mash and mix let sit in refrigerator for an hour
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>>7375485
Replace garlic powder with real garlic, green onion with red onion, and tomato with red serrano and you'll have a decent recipe.
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>>7375405

Best recipe coming through:

Avocado
Cilantro
Mayonnaise
Peas
Broccoli
Roasted red peppers
Garlic
Shallots
Mustard
Coriander
Artichoke
Salt
Lime

ALWAYS cover with saran wrap so it doesn't turn brown
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>>7375482
>meme salsa's
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>>7375538
Bitch I'm the blue eyed devil himself

>>7375914
Garlic powder evenly spreads the garlic flavor so you don't end up with a nice chunk of Garlic in your guac, Also try it with grilled Green onion you'll never go back.
Serranos are great but In my opinion gauc is better mild.
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>>7375937
>Mayonnaise
>Peas
>Broccoli
>Mustard
>Artichoke

this better be bait
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>>7375405
Call me crazy but a small spoon of sour cream in the guac makes it alot better
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lime juice
red onion
tomato
garlic
red onion
avacado
salt
pepper
cilantro

serrano depending on who is eating it.
obv. not served this way when you're having salsa too.
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avocado
salt
lime

Anything else is unnecessary.
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I like a pinch of cinnamon in mine.
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>>7376175
What if you like other stuff in it?
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>>7375405
add guac
add lime
add salt and pepper
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>>7376056
>Garlic powder evenly spreads the garlic flavor so you don't end up with a nice chunk of Garlic in your guac,
Just mince that shit and let the guac sit a bit before serving
Garlic and onion powder are some of the most usless spices around, the real thing is always better.
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>>7376186
Hi Peter!
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>>7376056
If the garlic chunk is nice why is it unwelcome?
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>using lime
>using cilantro
fuck that, save it for pico de gallo

avocado
juice of a lemon
red onion finely diced
tomato
salt
pepper
tabasco/your preferred hot sauce
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>>7378054
>add guac
so to make guac, i need to make guac first?
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>>7375405
>avocado
>salt
>lime
>cilantro
>jalapeno/serrano pepper
>red pepper flakes

optional
>microplane garlic
>thinly sliced scallions as a topping
>cumin if you want it smokier
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avacado
silken tofu
cherry tomato
apple
salt
splenda
cayenne pepper
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>lemon instead of lime
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>>7378194
>having to depend on a hot sauce for spice in guacamole

lel
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>Thinly veiled Jeb Bush thread
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¡Yeb! 2016
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Avocado
red onion
Garlic
Cliantro
Lime juice/salt to taste
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>>7375405
when i make guac i chop up white onion and some jalapenos and macerate the shit outta them with a mortar and pestle

then add some peeled and diced roma tomatoes salt cayenne and a little lime

then you cube up the avocado and add it to the rest to start mixing, which is best done by using a long fork and mushing the avocado cubes with the back of the fork while you mix

i love guacamole and torilla chips
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Blacken the peppers and onions and tomatoes before adding them.

Tons of lime

be sure to activate the almonds
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Avocado
Red Onion
Jalapeno
Cilantro (I'd hold it making it for myself because fuck that devil herb, but other people seem to like it)
Lime Juice
Salt

If you want you can add things like garlic, more peppers, tomato, but all of that is unnecessary.
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>>7375405

Sour cream
Peas
Salt
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>tomatoes in guac
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>>7380165

Tomatoes
Onions
Garlic
Cilantro
Lime
Jalapeno

Sounds like the perfect guac to me
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>>7380176

>he fell for the tomato meme
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>>7375487
>>7375491
>>7375726

So, it's not legit to call this guac, but edamame makes a great spread (as do many beans), and takes spices well. I haven't done a "guac" type version (lime, garlic, heat, salt), just a wasabi one, but I bet you could make a decent guac version.
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>>7380187

>he fell for the avocado meme
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>>7380176
>tomatoes

bonus points for spending money on truck-ripened water eggs
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>>7380196

I'm from Texas and I can confirm that true guacamole has beans
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>>7380207
>texas
>confirming anything other then your own stupitity
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>>7380231

are you the bean rapist
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>>7380144
My wife adds a bit of crumbled boiled eggs to the guacamole. Really opens up the flavor and still seems pretty authentic.
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