British paki/corner/news agents general
What food do you remember buying or still buy regularly?
has to be these. bargain at 20p. come in smaller packets now and dont taste the same.
Curry Golden Wonder were the shit
RIP in peace
Taz > Freddo
>>7371682
>Not the caramel variants
>>7371686
Taz bars had caramel in
>>7371687
Me mum never bought me one
>>7371691
I used to steal them
BOBBYS
O
B
B
Y
S
I miss those little 15p prawn ball crisps, also corner shops seem to be the only place to get Tizer.
every time i go to the paki shop near me i get a box of beef space raiders for a quid if he has them in
who can say no to space raiders at the correct price of 10p a pack
other than that i only ever got irn bru
rip barr glass bottles though, everything just tasted better in those nice glass bottles and you got 10p back
OH
I stole a kinder egg every day, five days a week for 5 years from the same shop.
>>7371713
oh fuck man i forgot about these
so fucking good hell yeah
they still sell them right?
aaayyy lmao: the snack
>>7371748
I used to buy a 12 pack of these 3-4x per week after school for £1 and eat them in one sitting
I wasn't even that fat
>>7371744
I don't think they're still being produced
But you can still find them out there sometimes
I never been to britain, dont plan to go
but these are the best fuckin chips ever
>>7372415
Tyrrells are fucking GOAT
(especially the ones you posted, so good)
>>7372415
>chips
It says it in the god damn bag
CRISPS CRISPS CRISPS!!!!
>>7372432
he was just correcting your country, they are actually called chips get over it
god i came into this thread with a mild dislike of brits and now i just feel sad for you guys, hope stuff improves geez
>>7372436
We invented the language and crisps, our name has authority
>>7372485
invent deez nuts your country is irrelevant now, we call the shots they are chips
>>7371574
best chips are Herr's salt and vinnies and I WILL FIGHT A MOTHERFUCKER
>>7373216
Right it's fucking on m8
>>7372485
>WE WUZ INDO EUROPEAN AND SHIT
>not understanding the comfy feel of nutritiounally empty corner shop snack food
Murricans just don't understand
![21Samosa_CNT_16nov12_iStock_b[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3ibNvxo.jpg "21Samosa_CNT_16nov12_iStock_b[1].jpg")
89p love it
>>7372539
>we call the shots
>we r greatest and most powerfil USA USA
>can't even defeat a handful of sandniggers hiding in Afghan mountains
>>7371748
I fucking love these cheap ass ayys
This is the real shit.
>>7373616
I'd call forcing them to occupy your country a victory, stay mad yuronigger
>Not banging one of these before school
>>7373216
Well you clearly aren't a yank trying to fit in with the cool kids.
Does anyone remember those little boxes of cookies they used to get from the paki shop? They came in a cardboard box that help a plastic bag of cookies in them and cost either 99p or 59p.
I used to get a pack of them for a cheeky scram after school with a can of Irn Bru back when cans cost 39p each.
>>7371574
I'm an oldfag and I can remember buying crisps at 2p a packet. (and they were bigger then too). Never had a Paki shop where I lived, it was the Local Co-op, which was really small.
If I recall it was Golden Wonder and Chipmunk crisps which they sold. We used to buy flying saucers made from ricepaper filled with sherbet they were 7 for a penny.
>>7371713
I always hated these. They were always frozen together in one big mass so you had to tear the thing open and have it awkwardly like a normal ice lolly.
>>7372415
Where are the chips?
>>7374932
>Irn bru
You're a filthy scot aren't you.
>>7375040
Nope and I'm offended that you would imply I was a skirt wearing porridge wog.
I could eat Refresher bars until I died.
>>7372436
And the Americans start shitposting as per usual.
>>7374952
Do you come from the past?
>Go into the paki shop as a 10 year old
>Have 50p to spend
>Grab some sweets
>Put them on the counter
>Paki guys smiles
>'For you, you are good boy. I give to you free sweets.'
>he takes a packet of love hearts
>Opens them
>slowly reads each one to me and tucks them into my front pocket
>'Be mine' he says and winks
>'Hug me' he says and winks
>Does it for the entire packet
>not sure how to react to this as I am young
>every time I go in for the next 2 months he does the same thing
>starts touching me as he does it
>start to enjoy it
>he gets suddenly deported for some reason
>think that the new owner will read love hearts to me as well
>walk into the shop to buy love hearts
>hand them to him and ask him to read them to me
>he refuses
>never went in again
>>7374952
Were they bigger or did you just get bigger?
>>7372415
agreed
>>7373707
>£2.79
>7.5%
its like a conspiracy to kill pikeys with cirrhosis
These were undeniably the best post school paki shop treat.
They were a little extra, but worth it.
>>7371748
I still remember the original Space Raiders that came with a comic strip on the back.
>>7374068
ebin es spurdospärde
>>7373724
>Americheeseburger education
>when these increased from 1p to 2p
>>7375131
We all do anon, we all do.
>>7375213
Well fuck, I remember those graphics.
I didn't know they were made by KP the nut guys though.
Used to love these. I think they had to stop selling them as they had enough e numbers in them to fell a mechanical horse. These and a pack of chocolate cigarettes, the sweets for true patricians.
>>7373724
>they make delicious food, provide shops and are generally productive members of society
they're also only like 3% of the country's population, so it's fine
>>7375281
Well what sort of time are we talking here where a packet of crisps cost 2p? I'm 27 and when I was a kid in the 90s they cost 17p a packet.
Just how far back do we have to go for them to be 2p, pre-decimalisation of our currency?
Took me ages to remember what these were called
>>7375333
Fucked if I know, I'm not the original 2p crisps guy. I was just pointing out that we're all from the past anon.
Also, checked.
>>7375342
NIGGA
I
G
G
AGGIN
>>7375218
I used ti buy the Beano and 30p of these ;_; simpler times.
>>7375310
The X-men ones were better.
>>7375342
they still exist in south Africa, i got a friend of mine to ship me 10 boxes.
totally worth it.
>>7375326
6%, it was 3% a decade ago. Don't ever do damage control when we get called out on the elephant in the room, it makes us look like a battered housewife saying it's only a small bruise.
My friend ate an entire one of these on the bus trip back from a school trip and his tongue started bleeding and he cried like a bitch
>>7375832
what a fucking pussy, they are pretty sour but like fuck would it cause his tongue to bleed.
i ate a tub of those a couple of days ago, less sour than i remember but i enjoyed them.
Did anyone else at school have kids who would sell bags of sweets at 20p, 50p, £1 etc?
They bought tubs from the cash and carry and made a killing selling sweet bags out of a backpack in the playground.
Crafty fuckers.
>>7375870
lol kids slanging candy like dope on the playground
>hurp amerifats please die you so fatXD
>anything but Haribo
Get out fucking middleclass shits
>>7375841
They say you aren't supposed to eat too many warheads otherwise they'll legitimately irritate your mouth in a bad way
![McCoys_FlameGrilledSteak_1800__77148[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PYZ3Q8E.jpg "McCoys_FlameGrilledSteak_1800__77148[1].jpg")
Pic related,Soooo damn good
Too bad theres no Mcoys where I live
>>7372415
>Tyrrells makes vinegar crisps
Fuck I need this in my life.
>>7374984
Shakiing it pretty violenty some times prevented that.
But only If its hasnt evew started melting.
![370942258_d70afcfca5[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pnx6CEO.jpg "370942258_d70afcfca5[1].jpg")
>>7374068
>TFW euro shopper left the Dutch market
I nearly came when I saw it it some paki shop in london.
>>7375882
>candy
Fuck off yank.
>>7375996
>theres no Mcoys where I live
What sort of desolate wasteland do you reside in?
Love those tangy fuckers
Happy shopper brand stuff also used to be how I survived that JSA life for a bit
Also fuck the Indian ran shops I'm all bout the polish ones, cheap as hell cheetos and tasty as fuck wafer chocolate stuff. My corner shop now stocks top keks, I didn't buy tho because they were fruit flavoured, I don't go to the corner for any health benefits
Irn Bru was 19p for ages so I'd always get a tin of that. Same with Tizer before they fucked up the flavour.
They're the only 2 types of pop worth getting.
I also liked all the different wham/highland bar varients for 10p
>>7371574
>>7377709
THIS. I USED TO GET TIZER FROM THE CHIPPY EVERYDAY. WHAT THE FOK DID THEY DO TO THE FLAVOUR.
ALSO GOT THE WHAM/HIGHLAND BARS. ALSO BLACKJACKS/FRUITSALADS. ARE YOU ME?
>>7371680
RIP is for Rest in Peace. Your sentiment is redundant.
>>7378037
Oh please be shitposting.
>>7378018
Tizer was good when it had the 'head guy' advertising it.
Everything was simpler then. Everything was it 5-10p incriments.
And most stuff was 10p. Posh/traffic light Lollies were 5p, chew bars 10p, taz/freddo 10p, candy fags 10p, dibdab 15p, chomp 15p.
Then you had mixups starting at 10p going up to whatever the fuck you want. I used to do a quid mix up myself and the newsagent would give up counting after 40ish pence and just pass it off even though there was close to £1.50 in it.
Most ket in shops go straight for the £1 mark now
>>7374932
I remember these, the box they came in was purple on the bottom and white on the top with the price in large print on the bottom centre.
Oh god what are they called?
>>7375965
>penny sweets and bargin snacks are middleclass
idiot, the only kids I know who paid for haribo and shit were middle class.
>Sunday night binges at ye olde paki shop c.2003
>Giant Yorkie
>Smoked Ham and Pickle Brannigans
>Cherry 7up
>Lyon's Fruit Salad gums
>>7378045
>dibdab 15p
Was I the only person to eat the sticks then just pour the sherbert into my mouth?
>>7378071
you're thinking or sherbet fountains and everybody did that
>>7378084
both were similiar desu
do they even sell SF's anymore? cant rememebr seeing them.
>>7378087
true. bassetts were bought by some weird candy king company and they fucked up all the sweets
>>7375841
I've had my tongue bleed from them too m8
>>7378066
>Yorkies don't say "not for girls" any more because of whiny feminists
>>7378222
Used to get Yorkie bars in rat packs.
They said 'not for civvies' instead of grills.
Now it's usually some shitty Polish or Italian chocolate that's gone white.
>>7378071
I had a m8 that used to snort sherbert. I believe it gave him some degree of brain damage.
Oinks
Some chip shop curry things
Tangy toms
Based corn snacks
>>7376055
like...not GB
One of these, a pack of Space Raiders, a Freddo and a couple of Wham/Irn-Bru/Refresher bars and my lunch was sorted, all for less than a quid.
Did everyone else's school ban these too?
>>7378544
Back in the days of the early 2000's
Weird to think how much shit has changed within 7 years or so.
I miss Netto
>>7378550
No but I wish they would have.
You eat a bit of it and then get your wrist hair encrusted with sugar.
>>7375151
ROTHERHAM?
O
T
H
E
R
H
A
M
>>7378550
I remember biting the candy in half and using the string to fling it at people. Good times.
>>7378596
>candy
Fuck off yank.
>>7378045
I remember Chomps being 10p but a Fudge being 15p
>>7378864
Yes, that's correct.
I'm thinking of freddo's and Taz
>>7378878
Perks of being a fat kid; the prices of 90's sweets are forever burned into my consciousness
>>7378635
Britfag desu. They were sold as candy necklaces/bracelets, so that's what I called them
>>7378864
Fudges are now 25p each. Let that sink in
>>7378936
I remember being able to take 50p to the shop and load up on ket for the day. Now mars bars are often 80p
I realise my dad would say something along the lines of 'being able to take 10p' for a day's sweets but I find in recent years (last 10ish) sweets have jumped an plataued all around £1
>>7378946
At the moment you can buy Creme Eggs for an extortionate 69p each. Or you can buy a box of 5 at Tesco's for 1.59. I've already eaten 6 today
>>7378971
call me a raging hipster but I'm in the crowd of people who think kraft have fucked up Cadbury. I assume to produce a single product to export between the UK and US.
>>7378946
I remember everything was 35p.
nearly all chocolate bars, cans fizzy drink, crisps....
Those were the days when you and your mate would buy 10 cans of bass shandy in an attempt to get drunk.
>>7378980
fuck yeah. I still drink it now. Love the taste.
Same was done with lager and lime ice lollies off the icey at 40p a pop
Today I got a can of this for the great price of 39p. Still the best coke out there
>>7378980
>>7378993
Best Shandy coming through
>>7378996
Why would they make it 39p instead of 40?
>>7379720
because 39p makes you feel like youre paying 30p
>>7372415
M E M E
E
M
E M E M
I used to buy shitloads of Refresher/Irn-Bru bars. Think they were only 5 or 10p each. No wonder i have shitty teeth at 25.
>>7371704
Good shout, but these are better...
>>7382064
I get those on the way to work in the morning. GOAT crisps to eat when work is coming up
>>7378066
>Cherry 7up
Essential pakishopcore. Never see it anywhere else.
>>7381708
>No wonder i have shitty teeth at 25
oi m8 dis be why all da brits have shit teeth, gotta av yer sweets amirite m8?
Apparently these are 20p a bag now?
I feel old
>>7372441
I felt sorry for your post so I gave it a reply
Here it is, champ
>>7382806
save your sorrys for someone that cares, I live in murica, life is peachy
>>7379720
The same reason everything ends with 99p instead of rounded off, a security measure to make sure the till staff have to open the till and give te penny change instead of being given the right amount and just pocketing it.
>>7382110
And yet we have better teeth than where ever you're from. Go on, post your country and I will prove it too.
>>7383362
Are you making the claim that Britain has the best teeth in the world? Serious question.
>Go to paki shop
>See a product that has the RRP printed directly on the packaging
>The price on the shelf is higher than that
Oh Mr Patel, you paki jew.
>>7383052
>He unironically has a mutilated penis
Not only that, it wasn't damaged in an accident, but his own parents did it to him and as a baby to boot.
>>7383374
Yes. Fuck knows where this weird American meme of us having bad teeth came from, although I suspect they are so far gone that they think anyone that doesn't have artificial fake looking teeth must mean they are bad. Sort of like how they think having a mutilated penis is somehow both normal and good.
>>7383408
Keep crying, dead dick.
>>7383422
k ill let yall get back to talking about how expensive your candy is getting you poorfag stankdick snaggletooth britbongs. lol
>>7383408
The reason circumcision isn't covered is because we're not controlled by the Jews.
>>7383437
Yeah, those grapes probably taste awful anyway.
>>7383446
lol i was just guessing your country truly is hilarious, keep talking shit pleb fucking kek
>>7383454
You write like a mongoloid. Is that how you're "taught" in your prison like schools, or did you not attend?
>>7383463
righty ho m8 you got me good there you did, sure wish I was a britfag so me life would be so much better kek
>>7383437
get back to your 'free' country, that healthcare/school/housing isn't going to pay for itself.
>There are Americans ITT that don't realise the only reason that their dick is mutilated is that Mr. Kellog (or corn-flake fame) was a puritanical christian that wanted to wipe out masturbation
fucking lmao.
The more I see about British junk for the more I think they do it better than us. At least in the salty savory department.
>>7384868
they arent fatter than america now because theyre not stuffing their faces with hamburger flavored chip that's for sure
>>7375151
sounds like my paki uncle m8, seems the pakis oer there havea thing for young brit lads, sad what happened in Rotherdam with the scum over there, my condlences
>>7383437
That was fucking terrible, even for American standards.
>>7375333
I am the 2p Crisps guy.
This would have been in the early 1970's after decimalisation, I was born in 1965, so I have seen a lot of things come and go.
>>7384995
It's absolutely rampant in the Middle East. Sadly Coalition forces were threatened wit court-martial if they said or did anything to help the boys that were essentially sex slaves to the warlords put in place because they were favourable of the west.
It's because sex with women is forbidden and boys are a loophole.
It's despicable.
>>7385022
What did these actually taste like?
>>7385022
Do you remember a frozen food that was essentially balls of pizza dough with pizza toppings and sauce filling inside? I think they were called "pizza-romas".
Nobody else remembers them, not even Google.
Does your paki shop stock these?
>>7371704
YES BOBBYS
>>7371574
BEAST
>You're only allowed to pick one
>"BUT MUUUUUUUUUUM!!!!!!!!!!!!"
>>7378596
fuck you, you fucking fuck
i will find you and cut you open you fucking cretin
>>7385618
Found the fucking dweeb that would sit down the front of the bus with tears filling his eyes as half eaten sweets would rain down on him.
>>7385616
They still do these. They ditched Pickled onion and Cheese and onion flavors. Saucy BBQ and Spicy Tomato still GOAT transformers flavours though
>>7385667
it's not funny and it never was
grow up
>>7385717
>GIF
Zero animation/single frame
Poorly compressed
Kill yourself pls.
>>7385720
>autism over an image
you kill yourself
>>7385024
you fuckign think thats bad, my uncle is a businessman and sells carpets from afhganistan to Pakistan, he took me with him to Afghanistan when i was 13 and fuckers tried to kidnap me because i was quite cute at that age. They call it Bacha Bazi over there (child playing)
