Is this what cocaine is like?
Cocaine doesn't make you shake as much, and it tastes better, and it lasts longer, and it takes years before you regret consuming it.
>>7370888
>unwrap egg
>bite in 2 halves
>tounge fuck each halve as its in my mouth
>pure ectasy as the candy egg cum coats my mouth
>bite down on that whore chocolate shell
Fuck i started sweating typing this
they didnt change the recipe of cocaine and think nobody would notice
Are they the same as these?
>>7371340
Pretty much, yeah
Anyone else hate when their parents say
>back in my day cream eggs were massive and the chocolate was rock solid blah blah
like dude no one cares about your impoverished upbringing the year is 2016 come on
>>7371381
To be fair, have you tried the new chocolate? It's fucking weird. Malleable like hot plastic.
I've never been so disappointed in my life as when I got a cream egg easter egg and it was not full of cream.
>>7371351
>>>7371340(You)
>Pretty much, yeah
>>7371357
>>>7371340(You)
>No
>>7370888
I always heard cocaine was pretty good, was this all lies? Was Reagan right?
>>7370888
They're disgustingly sweet tb'h. I love cadbury but I hate cream eggs.
Lidl has some nice ones too.
>>7370888
Too bad when they went to shit after they changed the chocolate from cadbury to some generic mix which tastes like ass.
>>7371340
Nope.
>>7371340
no, creme eggs have a more icing/fondant centre, while the ones you linked have a mousse in them.
>>7371381
Like dude no one cares about your tryhard kiddy opinion the year is 2016 come on
>>7370888
>overly sweet
>gooy cum liquid
>instant regret after eating one
Except for the sweet part yeah just like cocaine.
