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>go for monthly grocery shopping spree
>get a stack of egg roll wraps
>get tons of ingredients for making awesome egg rolls of different styles

>a day later find out I accidentally bought tortilla wraps

I'll be trying to make my own cut I can't find as many recipes online to cross reference as I like. and getting them as nice and thin as they are from the store will take years of experience and Asian blood, neither of which I have. I already know how and make tortilla wraps.

Tell me your mistakes, /ck/.
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>>7368246
I read and replied to your thread.
Biggest misteak of my life.
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A carrot slice rolled off the chopping board and into the gap between the bench and the stove. As far as I know it's still there mocking me and laughing at how he escaped the horrors of being eaten and digested. I'll get that little fucker back one day when I accidentally burn the house down.
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>>7368246
I was seated next to a man who was telling me about a Freudian Slip. The ticket counter girl apparently had huge knockers. Instead of saying, "I'll have two tickets to Pittsburg," he said, "I'll have two pickets to titsburg."

I could relate. I told him that very morning, I meant to ask for a bowl of cornflakes. Instead, I said, "You ruined me life, you evil bitch!"
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>>7368267
pretty sure i've retweeted that one a few times
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>>7368267
You're not even out of high school yet, let alone married, kid.

>>7368260
I have enough food lost between the counter and the stove to feed a family of four. There's even a pancake down there somewhere.
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