>This man approaches you and then slaps you in the face with his pear, saying that you're cooking sucks
Wat do?
jump on my chopping board, take a big bite out of a pepper and challenge him to a monkfish roe dessert showdown
>>7360906
I'd slap his girlfriend on the ass in the club
>>7360906
>you're cooking
>apologize profusely
>do whatever I can to bring him his smile back
Sakai-sama best Iron Chef
Bow politely and then walk away.
>>7360906
I grab a goddamn saute' pan and get ready to throw right the fuck down.
I laugh in his face because I don't take nothing from french a shit
>>7360906
Well he's probably right.
FUKUI-SAN, THE OP IS PROJECTING HIS SEXUAL FANTASIES IN THIS THREAD!
>>7360906
*unsheathes knife*
"noting personnel, dish washer"
>>7360906
Isn't he dead now?or something