>mama made savoury mince for dinner
>serves it on mashed potato
>take a spoonful to taste it
>broccoli hidden inside the mashed potato
Do you guys have to deal with this shit with your food too?
With me it's the other way around. I'm fit and I'm trying to help dad lose some weight so I'm trying to encourage him to eat better and get more exercise. Maybe you should eat better and get more exercise.
>NEET
>British or Australian
>mobile cancer
the shitposting trifecta
>>7339184
Did this really scar you or something? I don't even remember most of my childhood.
>>7339195
>implying it didn't happen within the past 24 hours
Is that a boy?
>>7339190
I'm aggressively healthy, I just hate deception and vegetables.
>>7339208
Maybe you should stop being a fucking loser NEET who lives with his mommy, faggot.
>>7339201
That's Ellen Page, and she's CUTE! CUTE! I don't care if she likes girls, she's the cutest
>>7339211
>CUTE! CUTE!
tfw weebs
>>7339184
no, cause i make my own food and live at my own place.
also broccoli with minced meat is amazin.
>>7339221
you've never been to your dad's house for dinner? jees, mate. get in touch.
>>7339225
>implying that's what happened with OP
>implying OP isn't a disgusting fat NEET slob of the most pathetic kind
>>7339225
quite often actually, how about you move out of your moms place?
>>7339233
stop projecting and go to bed. you're uncomfortable to be around.
>>7339239
>go to bed
It's morning time in the only part of the world that matters
>>7339245
and where's that?
>>7339247
not Australia
>>7339248
You seem obsessed with Australia for some reason. Why's that?
>>7339252
>>7339208
>aggressively healthy
>hate vegetables and when mom lies to me
aggressively 12 years old more like
>>7339256
Got any more? I'm loving this display of your autism. I reckon wwe're only a few minutes away from your complete mental breakdown.
>>7339265
>Got any more? I'm loving this display of your autism. I reckon wwe're only a few minutes away from your complete mental breakdown.
said the Australian manchild
>>7339268
Keep 'em coming!
>>7339184
>aww man, mom's trying to sneak me vegetables again!
>>7339235
But she gives the best blowjobs.
Mum would always do with with BUTTERNUT FUCKING SQUASH, while I love root veg I hate squash with a passion.
>>7339208
this sounds like the name of a pretty cool metalcore band
It is the snsrt thing to do
That is how you get fatass man children to eat veggies by slowly weaning them on which is what should be done when they are young
>>7339201
Rude.
>>7339184
Am I the only one in ck that's not picky ?
>>7339201
You wish
WHO IS THIS SEMEN DEMON
>>7339910
Lots and lots of newfags that aren't familiar with /ck/ shitposting.
>>7339726
Not him, but if that's a boy then I'm unabashedly gay
>image.jpg
>>7339910
at a guess it's a combination of the facts that the board topic is both really innocent and really prone to snobbish know-it-allism
>>7339195
>I don't even remember most of my childhood.
And you're accusing other people of being scarred?
>>7341212
>I am a pleb. Please and kindly violate my asshole.
broccoli is great you clown. how the fuck did the "broccoli sux" meme start anyway? was it the american sugar and candy mafia?
>>7339208
>aggressively healthy
>hate vegetables
yeah nah
>>7339184
No, because
A. I'm not a huge, gaping, pussy like you
and,
B. I'm a fully functioning adult
>>7339184
Who is this illegal beagle?
>Papa came on my steak again because I put ketchup on it ONE TIME
>>7339184
Anyone who eats processed food has to deal with hidden ingredients that they didn't ask for or know are there.
>>7339184
I too, had peculiar and abnormal proclivities as a child. For a long time I refused to eat onions in any foodstuff, due to a perception of uncanny textural deficiencies, and then one day mother served lasagna. I saw something I could not readily identify, and inquired whether it was an onion. Verily, she denied the accusation, and continued with her testimony upon further questioning. I bit into the item suspiciously, and was immediately put into a fit of terrified horror. This was no mere onion-the intensity of allium flavors was obscene, overwhelming, and utterly overpowering.
My mother had, with conspiratorial intent, placed garlic in lieu of onion within the lasagna I was accustomed to discriminatingly pick apart, leaving the minced onions aside.
I believe it was this pusillanimous moment of betrayal that led to the darkness that yet festers within my heart.
Know that I feel your anguish as though it were mine, ethereal brother.