I drink black coffee

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>>7320439
>drinking any coffee

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>I drink coffee

>I make shitty threads on /ck/ complaining about other people's food taste

>>7320439
since when was drinking black coffee edgy? Coffee is the most normie thing ever.

>>7320563
>I reply to shitty threads on /ck/ to reassure myself of my superiority

>>7320610
>I think that guy is superior because he greentexted sarcastically about OP, my self esteem has never been worse

After trying a very substantial quantity of brands and methods of coffee (of which the only ones that didn't taste like bitter bean water had tons of cream/sugar) I have come to the conclusion that people only pretend to like the taste, and are merely drinking it for the energy. Same with people who act like they enjoy beer but the intend is to get drunk cheaply.

>drinking coffee

>>7320641
no... I like both coffee and beer. Sorry to burst your edgy theory.

>>7320641
Nope. I like coffee and beer. They taste good

>>7320641
>After trying a very substantial quantity of brands and methods of coffee
m'lady

>>7320686
The human mind can be conditioned to 'like' anything by various means like the media, peer groups, and coercion.

>>7320710
>I don't like it so everyone else is just pretending to so they can impress their friends

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>I put sugar and cream in my coffee

>>7320641
The cheapest way to get drunk is shots