>>7311147

your dick meat

Slow cooker pulled pork.

Did he grow up in a vegetarian household? How does a grown-ass man not know how to cook meat?

>>7311147
Pork Chops are pretty easy. Or burgers.

Anchovies.

steak

>>7311262
steak tartare

>>7311147
I'd start him with sautéed chicken with a simple pan sauce. Basic principles involved: intro to butchering, meat preparation/sanitation, seasoning, how to approach light vs. dark poultry, pan frying (cooking oils, pan temp), doneness, and deglazing/sauce making.

I mean if you actually want to teach him to cook. If you want him to be a one-trick pony, do burgers or some kind of crock pot dish. I wouldn't waste money on steak. They're expensive, so you're probably going to hover and he won't learn as quickly.

>>7311147

Vegan here, so I'd say "seitan"

Or since you're not probably going to listen to that (even though seitan is delicious, amazingly customizable, and delightful when you explain it to a "gluten free" person), I'll say: chicken thighs

They're cheap, which good for someone who is poor enough to need a room-mate, and pretty forgiving in terms of the danger of over-cooking. You can also make it pretty predictably by baking it in lots of marinate in a covered dish and then setting in the broiler for a minute

burgers
give him a quick success with an easy meal