Give me all your secrets to a great homemade pizza. The dough, the sauce, the cheese and toppings...give me all of your secrets.
Also, in pic, if you had to choose between having one or the other, would you choose the girl or the pizza? The pizza lasts until it's digested and the girl lasts one night only.
Pizza. Girl is obviously a Klingon.
She's a qt
A good pizza is all about the anchovies.
Everything else is just a matter of preference.
cast iron frying pan
>>7294900
i make pizzas on baking sheets, if you put them on the lowest rack they can get a nice crust on the bottom. i bake them at 375F for 20-25 minutes. people always say to bake them at the hottest temperature your oven will go to, but that only works if you have a baking stone and thin pizza. i like mine a little thicker, and this method seems to make the best crust. make sure you move the pizza to a cooling rack so it doesn't get soft from steam.
i guess the pizza but i was molested and abused soon after i was able to form memories and any kind of intimacy gives me flashbacks like a war vet and makes me want to vomit
>>7294900
if the girl will do anything then i'd pick the girl and i'd make her play undertale while I watch.
>>7294900
put milk in the dough
>>7294935
Casual.
>>7294971
Never tried that with pizza dough. Whenever I make meatballs for pasta I soak white bread in milk and mix it in with the meat.
>>7294971
Doesn't pizza hut do that?
>>7294900
How many pizzas could I force the girl to make me in one night?
Check out Slice on serious eats. They have cool recipes and interesting reads about homemade pizza.
>>7295001
Probably about 6 or so, provided you already had the ingredients to quantity, but she doesn't look like she'd be very apt. They'd all 6 probably suck.
Me?: I'd trade the digestive/nutritional property of the whole pizza for a replenishing pizza for one night. So I could sit there and eat that 'za for ~12 hrs str8 and never feel full and not get fat [heartbern'd].
The girl could watch.
I would probably end up getting naked but it wouldn't be anything sexual. Just more efficient for eating cleanup.
>>7294900
>pepperoni pizza
I'd rather eat a raw onion head.
>>7296244
SOME
>>7294931
>i guess the pizza but i was molested and abused soon after i was able to form memories and any kind of intimacy gives me flashbacks like a war vet and makes me want to vomit
fugg
>>7294931
I know this isn't what you want to hear at all, but I want to hug you and tell you everything will be ok.
>>7294931
top kek
http://www.thelondoner.me/2012/05/proper-pizzas.html
>>7296636
That pizza looks like shit.
>>7294917
/thread
>>7295381
DORK
>>7294900
Her face when I release this dick.
>>7294900
Does she disappear into think air, or do i have to bury the body?
![vegan-pizza-day-ericm-570x425[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7wO2YD1.jpg "vegan-pizza-day-ericm-570x425[1].jpg")
>>7294900
How can I either make or find a pizza restaurant that serves pizza like in the OP pic?
That pizza is served at Masa Pizza in Los Angeles. There are several more photos on google images.
>>7297599
Do you mean deep dish? Try Lou Malnati's or Giordano's if you're in the Chicago area.
>>7297627
>where do i find chicago style pizza
>go to chicago
It's actually nothing that special, and can be made at home if you have any baking/cooking experience at all.
Just look up some recipes and try it yourself. If it turns out underwhelming it's probably not (all) your fault.
>>7297599
Never done it but seems pretty intuitive.
>deep pan
>lots of cheese
>sauce and toppings on top of cheese
wa la.
>>7297641
I always heard you couldn't make true deep dish pizza at home because home ovens can't get hot enough.
Or perhaps this was a lie spread by the Chicago pizza parlor racket?
>>7297652
You can somehow nigger rig your oven to go over 500 degrees but I've never done it. There's truth to it though, a good pizza parlor will always be better than home because the ovens get to like 800 degrees
>>7296660
She thought it was a toothpick.
the pizza's i've made the crust is always the issue. it always seems a little too bready.
>>7294900
Is that miley Cyrus before she went all vegan and shaved her head?
ill upload all my pizzer, just because. crit if you want.
>>7297671
No. This is a toothpick dick reaction.
ooooooo
>>7297989
Great Picture
Solid choice of toppings
8/10 would slice.
Best pizza incoming
>>7297958
>that presentation
>>7294900
Just made this tonight.
I get my dough from work but I make my own sauce. Just know if you make any of the ingredients it's going to take a lot of tweaking before its just right. I use a perforated pizza pan and a roller docker to get a slightly crispy crust.
>>7294900
when adding veggies, use cooked or dried ones if you can if it's thick. The excess water of fresh ones will make ur 'za watery.
I would choose the girl to do the dishes and clean my house.
I tried a pizza dough recipe that had instant milk as an ingredient today. I would definitely recommend it, made the crust a nice golden brown when cooked in my cast iron pan.
r9k makes interesting pizza
>>7296305
BODY
>>7294922
>meme pan
>>7297989
What type of cheese do you use?
If it's just gouda or something then 5/10
>>7294931
Zozzle, strangers with this amount of honesty maker me go a big rubbery one
>>7299702
>meme meme
