>>7294332
>ketchup aside
>not over the fries

Hello reddit

>>7294363
Sorry for that. I'm not at home and the mass produced McDonalds fries that google decided I need didn't seem appealing enough.

>>7294363
>not being able to pour ketchup
sorry about your disability
>wanting soggy fries
sorry about your pleb taste

>>7295170
Fries with ketchup on them aren't going to go soggy unless you leave them to sit for an hour. Sorry about your inability to finish a plate of food before it goes cold.

>>7295184
>Babby's first fry plate

>>7294363
I wish I was a mod so I could ban obvious trolls.

>>7295189
What was that? Are you having a stroke or something, because that was just nonsense.

>>7294363
Triggered, faggot. Here's your (you), you got me.

>>7295184
No. Just, no.

Have you ever had chili cheese fries? Poutine? Garlic fries with garlic mayo? I've never put straight ketchup over it, because that's completely retarded, but you should catch the drift...

It takes about five minutes flat for them to get soggy with any non-newtonian fluid atop of them. Let alone a newtonian one like some good-ass malt vinegar.

It's just a fact of life that they will be soggy, only the debate of whether the flavor is worth the compromising of texture.