Why doesn't /ck/ like pizza?
It's delicious.
>>7248774
Call them what you want. All three of those are fucking delicious in their own right.
>>7248774
You can call it a fucking football, I don't care about stupid shit like that. If it tastes good then I'll eat it.
>>7248774
>calling the Greek pastry Plakous with tomato a "pizza"
they're all pizza
anyone who claims otherwise is on the spectrum
Honestly, pizza is the safe-haven of picky eaters. I purposely stay away from it to avoid looking like a manchild.
'go style 'za is best
>>7249508
>>7249516
fucking repoman
fuck yes
Tomato Pie is the best pizza style.
>>7248774
FTFY
I feel like I've only ever loved or hated a pizza with no in-between.
>>7248774
>cheese doesn't even cover the entire surface area of the """""""""""""pizza"""""""""""""
>the only topping is literally leaves
Why are yuropoors so shit at making pizza?
>advocating for boring ass meme pseudo-authentic pizza
American pizza has always been real pizza regardless of how hard modern Italians market this revisionist history shit. People wouldn't even know what the fuck pizza is if not for America
>Why doesn't /ck/ like my shitpost?
>It's delicious
>>7249594
>>7249630
There isn't even agreement within Italy about what constitutes "authentic" pizza.
>>7248774
>that deflated little fuckcircle
>a pizza
kek
>>7248774
Pizza is great, what I like to do it get one of the frozen totinos ones, get a can of jalapenos, and then you can put on some extra cheese to make it a gourmet treat. Pair with ranch and your favorite craft beer.
>>7249487
>calling a naan with cheese "pizza"
>deep dish
Them's fightin' words son.
>>7250009
Italians didn't even know what the fuck pizza was until americans started going there looking for it
>>7249508
Avoiding pizza because it's beneath you is pretty manchildish.
>>7249508
Just get your pizza with anchovies, olives, and freshly sliced tomato and nobody will call you a picky eater.
rekt
>>7250481
Hipster "authentic" pizza is basically "how can we make a pizza as cheaply as possible while also tricking consumers into thinking it is worth a premium price"
>>7250076
Chopsticks + ranch + carefully placed beer...
How much do you just love anime?
>>7250496
Every "local" pizza store ever. They buy the same shitty bulk ingredients from the same suppliers as any chain store yet empty headed dildos will claim these local places are superior.
I've had my fair share of "local" pizza and it's nothing impressive.
>>7251359
you call that thick loaf of bread a pizza?
>>7249630
You actually believe this?
>>7251359
>unevenly rolled
So, tell me more about rolling your pizza dough?
>>7249628
>"""""""""""""pizza"""""""""""""
Why the hell are you using so many quotation marks? It makes you look like a twat.
>>7252557
Wow. Delete your comment, please.
>>7249594
>pineapple and assholes
wtf man
>>7252557
Nice dodge there anon.
>>7249630
this is 100% true btw. the pizza that the world loves today is an american invention
>>7250080
>calling a pita smothered in tomato a "pizza"
>>7251359
>15%
you call that a fucking tip?
>>7248774
B > C >>> A
>>7250076
