now that the crust has settled, what pizza chain has the best dough?
>>7245079
The one I like is the best. If somebody likes something different, they are wrong.
I only use pizza hut for the discounts.
>>7245079
Weirdly enough, I am in love with pre-made Pizza Dough I get at PickNSave.
I make it super thick, add corn meal to the bottom, and cook it so it's nice and chewy.
Boner city USA
>>7245079
Round Table was the last pizza I remember thinking was God tier while eating, but that being said I was poor at the time and living off ramen.
Also, that's the last time I had pizza at the restaurant instead of delivered and I know that makes a huge difference
>>7245079
I thought that went "Now that crust has cooled"...? But whatever. I like Papa John's dough desu, but I haven't tried either Pizza Hut or Domino's in like forever.
>>7245928
Papa John's is only edible while still hot out of the oven. Once it's cooled even a little you have to get me drunk if you want me to eat it.
>>7245081
Can someone explain this meme picture please
>>7246065
If i'm getting you drunk we're going to be doing a lot more than eating pizza if you know what i mean
>>7245079
None of them.
All chain pizza is shit.
>>7246088
Basically "just fuck my shit up" pizza version.
>>7246106
But that pizza looks bretty good
>>7245079
>now that the crust has settled
kill yourself, please
>>7246108
I made it up, I don't know what that meme means. The Pizza looks shit though.
>>7246111
I thought it was pretty funny desu senpai.
>>7245081
>American pizza
Reminder:
>>7246138
Let's not do this.
Discussing proper terminology is one of the most autistic things you can do on 4chan.
>>7246138
Stop. Not only are you wrong you're trolling too.
>>7246138
>chicago bread
>not chicago tomato'n'cheese casserole
>that'll be $19.95 plus mandatory 20% tip
>>7246148
Ok. I'm still gonna call it Pizza Chicago style if that's okay with you though, nerd.
>>7246153
The joke is on you m8.
>>7246153
If it's American it ain't pizza.
>>7246138
FTFY
>>7246190
>unevenly rolled crust
>rolled
Who the fuck rolls pizza dough?
Oh right, that would be you, pleb.
>>7246200
Fucking Americans man.
Absolutely clueless.
Fun fact: All the shitposting in this thread is done by Americans. Americans shitposting as Americans and Americans shitposting in "disguise".
>>7246190
>ftfy
>>7246218
All americans should be banned. They have no culture and don't value food in general.
>>7246225
How many hours in MS Paint?
I don't get the "and plus tip" meme. I have never had a delivery guy mention tip or seem to expect a tip.
I normally don't give much, but my usual test is that I have a fair amount of weird requests under that request bar. If they fulfill it they get 5$, if not they get nothing. It's something for going above and beyond what I would normally require.
>>7246245
I don't feel like shooting schools but I like burgers. Am I half american?
>>7246238
You don't want to know.
>>7246232
>>7246245
>implying you're not just pretending to be American
Real Americans get literally shot and have to tip the policeman.
this is a fun pizza thread you got here /ck/ you autist fuckmongers.
>>7246289
Yeah, you can tell exactly when Australia started waking up.
>>7246289
>>7246296
Stop it already.
>>7246296
America is the new australia. There is literally no reason for americans to exist on this place anymore since this became a japanese owned board..
>>7246225
>>7246065
True. That's why I always ate my local one rather than order it.
>>7246115
It's an anti-pizza poster spamming an image of the most disgusting pizza he could make/order trying to force it into a meme.
>>7246322
>anti-pizza poster
>posting pizza
Wut?
>>7246322
Do you guys seriously think that pizza looks bad or is the meme to pretend it looks bad?
I'm so confused, the pizza honestly looks okay.
>>7246302
Except being the majority of the user base and all, and the majority of the janitors being american, and staff.
>>7246367
>the majority of the user base and all, and the majority of the janitors being american, and staff.
>>7246111
you are as humorless as a Huffington Post comment section
>>7246372
Is that actually news to you?
>>7246382
It's a Japanese owned internet board, literally created to discuss "adult" cartoons.
>>7246389
>you bought and froze at least 7 bottles of milk to make a shitty joke
>>7246389
Are you going to keep insisting anti-'murrica posting is made by American trolls? Because nobody believes that.
Fuck off already.
>eating pizza
I'm not 12
>>7246405
>implying European
>>7246410
Enjoy your boiled goose, faggot.
>>7246251
Well lucky you. I've had a fat nigger frown and shake his head at me when I didn't tip. He even dramatically look over his shoulder when walking back to his car. Last time I ordered Papa Johns. It's not like he had to drive more than 2 miles either!
>>7246405
>Are you going to keep insisting anti-'murrica posting is made by American trolls? Because nobody believes that.
if you DON'T believe that, then you must be super new here or you just don't get how meta shitposters can be with their false flagging.
>>7246642
You don't get how averse they are to self-deprecation. They're so deeply indoctrinated with patriotism that we would simply never consider saying anything against their nation, even in jest.
I live in NY and north but not too far north of the city, so I can't really tell you. The only chain you remotely see around here is Pizza Hut, and only in places like target.
>>7246088
Olives and anchovies are very polarizing flavors, so such an image is bound to provoke reaction.
>>7246642
>2016
>still only meta shitposting
I'm actually a post-meta ironic shitposter.
>>7246096
Local chains can be pretty good.
>>7246642
it doesnt matter which nationality i identify as. the goal is to be as meta ironic as possible
>>7246693
>olives and anchovies
People seem to be triggered more by the tomatoes, for some crazy reason.
Also, Ray's is a chain; they're all pretty much the same.
>>7246693
I think it's the whole tomatoes that's the trigger
>>7246762
>whole tomatoes
Are you the same person who responds by calling those "whole tomatoes" every time that image is posted?
>>7245079
The chain you pick is almost entirely arbitrary, pizza hut might make garbage in one town and some decent pie in another.
>>7246130
And I wouldn't have it any other way.
>>7246251
>I normally don't give much, but my usual test is that I have a fair amount of weird requests under that request bar.
You can say shit like this on a Fat-Japerican cartoon cooking board and not elaborate, man.
