>tfw cant enjoy icypoles or icecreams on a stick out in public without looking like a faggot
>tfw you have to rush it and bite it
As opposed to what, lovingly sucking on it? Get a Lolipop bruh.
>bite off small chunk
>let sit in mouth
If you cant eat a popsicle that way you are garbage
Post a video of you eating one and let us see
>>7245050
just eat a brown cow you fag
>>7245054
You lick off the moisture as it melts. Any other way is no fun at all.
If you eat kiddy desserts you deserve to look like a fag. Grow up or stop caring what other people think you raging cucksicle.
Closet queer detected
>>7245050
>eating phallic foods at all
how gay are you?
>>7245050
I remember one anon made a thread about being too self-conscious to drink starbucks frappes in public because he thought they were girly drinks.
>>7247197
I mean they kind of are but if you are worried about people thinking less of you for what you are consuming then you're never gonna make it
>>7245050
You know, now as I think about it, a Popsicle dildo would be an AWESOME way to break up with a girl who is getting "clingy".
Imagine the reaction of shoving a ice-pop upin the bitch.
It would be worth the restraining order.
