How do I get more Umami, /ck/?
>>7244223
by sucking dick.
>>7244223
The rest of /ck/ claims to get her every night. I don't know why you're having trouble.
>>7244223
MSG bitch
Monosodiumglutamate.
glutamate
mono= 1
sodium= Na
Glutimate= whateva
I keep scrolling past that pic and thinking it's the shittiest mother's day breakfast in bed ever.
>>7244270
yeah, totally looks like mom at first glance, the 'U' is way too lightly colored
>>7244268
FYI, the monosodium is not important. It could be potassium and it would work just as well. Also the 'mono' part is completely unnecessary and implied by the name sodium glutamate, its strange that food marketers have chosen to bill it with the 'mono'
>>7244240
If you're trying to make a joke "umami" sounds like YOUR mommy meaning you're the cuck here LMFAO
>>7244317
Thanks for explaining my joke. I was terrified it might have been too subtle.
>>7244223
Add more kombu.
>>7244333
>t. cuck
>>7244223
Instant Dashi, real Dashi, Mushrooms, Kelp, Soysauce, Fermented black beans, Miso, Cheese, etc. Also add a small amount of sugar or sweetener.
>>7246576
Also fish sauce, Garum, XO sauce, Gochujang or any fermented bean product.
>>7244223
bought a umami paste, lel. but i dont know what do to with it. i should look their website or something. anyone got an idea
