Pic related durian
>>7243873
your mum's pussy, m8
It doesn't smell that bad, really. It's just that the scent is obnoxiously strong.
>>7243875
ebin :^)
Frozen ones are better in terms of smell, but fresh ones are just urghhh
Nevertheless fresh > frozen
>>7243873
See I grew up in SEA so the smell of a durian is a heavenly scent to me.
I sort of understand why you guys would hate it though, to the untrained nose it MIGHT smell of trash or something unpleasant.
>>7243873
Keeping on the SEA theme...
Neither smells nor tastes good. Get jackfruit instead.
>>7243873
Durian smells and tastes disgusting.
>>7243878
We had a kid bring one to school once and cut it open on the second floor. We freaked out on the fourth floor because we thought we smelled natural gas.
tl;dr is smells like sulfuric obese anus
Sardines and salmom
>>7243873
smells ok fresh, tastes alright
>>7243936
I STILL don't know how to properly use this sauce. It's a goddamn institution that's in a language/dialect beyond my grasp. When everyone else uses it it's fucking amazing but when I use to I need a goddamn glass of water.
>>7244133
>When everyone else uses it it's fucking amazing but when I use to I need a goddamn glass of water.
How much are you using? That shit is saltier than soy sauce - a little goes a long way.
>>7244139
It's like if I use a teaspoon I don't feel it there but anything more oversalts the damn dish.
Help, I'm not an ASEAN housewife/roadside hawker.
>>7244148
In a cooked dish the stink cooks off and you're just left with a salty mellow flavor. In salads and dipping sauces use it more lightly because the stink will be part of the flavor.
>>7243873
Fuck, I would love to try a fresh durian.
I want to be the one to cut it too; I want the full experience.
Fuck living in a flyover state.
>>7244161
Just rip off a construction worker's pants after a long day of work, stuff your nose in the crack and sniff deeply.
>>7243873
your moms pussy when I go ass to vag and leave her a cream pie.
>>7244161
Try Durian Musang King. Expensive af but the flavour is divine
>>7244148
It also depends on what brand you use. I used to work at an asian shop and most thai people use Squid brand or Three Crabs Brand fish sauce
>>7243875
Kek
>>7245300
I was so disappointed with Three Crabs when I finally tried it. It's way overhyped.
>>7243875
Lol
op got rekt
>>7243875
Lel
>>7244161
Dude go to an Asian market. Most have them
>>7243873
Duragon C Mikado
>>7244325
He didn't say food that smells like shit AND tastes like shit senpai
>>7246110
how could you not like tuna salad sandwiches
>>7246110
who the fuck doesn't like tuna
>>7244110
Jews have good food, I'll give them that.
I had fresh durian in Thailand, where most are grown. It's a relatively expensive fruit, even straight from the source. It's also extremely heavy for what it is, and the husks are actually a growing problem cause there's SO much waste to dispose of/deal with.
To me, the durian tastes like a vanilla canteloupe. It's slightly stringy, quite mushy and soft, but you can still pull the segments out whole.
It did not smell like nasty feet / dumpster at all, it had a "propane/natural gas" smell and even a slight taste. The smell did penetrate bags and left a radius of smell when stored at my hotel.
Worth a try for sure, I liked it.
oh mahh
>>7243873
>durian
cool. I'll try this sometime soon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LZqorHq0jM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-95PEeDdFGM
>>7243875
Every fucking time.
>>7243875
SAVAGE
>>7243955
Fuck you durians are awesome
>>7249661
>weapon of mass destruction
