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Is it acceptable to unleash flatulence in a restaurant kitchen when it is busy?
I am new, but feel that leaving to blow ass makes me look bad.
>>7222246
pretend to sneeze, then go blow ass you degenerate
>>7222246
I would love to fart all over your food.
That's what the walk-in is for, dum dum.
Pro tip: wait till you're alone with your chef in the walk-in before letting one rip.
>>7222251
>pretend to sneeze
>end up actually sneezing
>take advantage of that to blow my ass
>lapse in control of all muscles caused by sneezing makes liquid shit come out
and now you've shat yourself in a restaurant. What a life.
>>7222267
Did you finish your shift at least?
>>7222269
of courshe
Kitchen Aid makes commercial grade ass plugs for this.
Just cough louder than your farts senpai. Bonus points for crop-dusting people's food lol
>>7222437
Yes. Everyone is very happy for you that you posted that repeating numbers post. Have a lollipop.
