ITT; Tools that every real cook needs in their kitchen
I'll start
That's the skyhook, a primary gameplay component from the AAA title Bioshock: Infinite. Bioshock: Infinite was the third such title in the series which began as a spiritual successor to the science fiction title System Shock & its direct sequel System Shock 2.
>>7215887
shut the HECK up nerd
It's a cooking tool for pasta
>>7215887
Nerd.
My wooden spoon is arguably my most used and loved thing in my entire kitchen.
It stirs tea, it breaks up hamburger to brown, it serves leftovers, and I can leave it on the stove without worrying about it melting.
Bought mine for $5 or some shit, and its lasted me years when other implements broke or fell apart.
All hail the wooden spoon. King of the kitchen.
>>7215899
>paying $5 for a wooden spoon
Never thought I needed one, now I can't imagine my kitchen without one.
>>7215880
I got you senpai.
>>7215937
12.95 at Crate & Barrel desu
Chain mail kitchen glove
>>7215944
my mom wouldnt get me one when I was a kid. Said it "wasted food."
Fucking Irish cunt she was.
>>7216216
It was probably more like "A goddamned mess fucking EVERYWHERE"
>Reverse image search it
>Bioshock everywhere and nothing involving cooking
nice try
>>7216216
The Irish potato famine was caused by wasting food with potato guns. Your mom was right not to get you one.
>>7215880
I don't see how a skyhook would be used in the kitchen
>>7216239
Is that the iron fish they use to ward off anemia due to weak diet?
Strangely handy for a superstition, that. Apparently enough minerals are absorbed from it to be of nutritional signifigance
>>7215880
I genuinely have one of those.
>>7216247
>Apparently enough minerals are absorbed from it to be of nutritional signifigance
That's the entire point in it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLEVYLph_yY
>>7216208
Too big of a pussy to shuck and cook without stabbing yourself. Lmao at you
Source: I am an oyster cook
>>7216280
Is it hard to be a cook when you're an oyster?
>>7216247
The story the website has for the PR campaign is pretty neat.
They tried all sorts of different designs and symbols, but the locals kept rejecting them. Eventually made a fish that some people liked enough to use consistently and it wasn't until they added the symbol to it that it saw widespread use.
>>7216280
I think most people get one to pretend to be a medieval soldier or knight.
>>7216219
Lol what??
That is absolutely not how you slice an onion
These things are amazingly useful
>>7216497
My mom used these to make us milk shakes when were were a kid. My mom is a whore.
>>7216516
Are you saying that her milkshakes brought all the boys to the yard?
Also to stay on topic: some kind of steaming basket/trivet.
>>7216579
no. she is a phone whore.
Oh ya, it is important to have a clean counter top to make pizza and pasta. Fuck ya.
>>7216217
What does this one do?
>>7216654
entertains your anus while you cook
>>7216654
It crushes, grinds, blends, mixes, and more
>>7215944
>never wears out
broke pieces off the damn thing 3 times
>>7215880
>Filename
Infinite is a disgrace and you should fuck off instead.
>>7216252
As do I
>>7216208
>not just using a folded towel
Literally why
>>7217140
For using with a mandolin.
>>7216497
Easiest way to make mayonnaise ever is with one of those. Fucking love mine
>>7217146
You could still use a towel for that, ya dingus
>>7216729
my mix tape?
>>7215937
>not hand carving your wooden spoon from white birch
>>7216208
I have one if those and only wear it to play around and quote lord of the rings.
>>7215880
>2015
>not having a blue handled skyhook
>not storing it next to the board stretcher
>ctrl+f
>no EZ Cracker
for shame /ck/
https://youtu.be/6e3z2H1O5zE
>>7216280
You're a cook specializing in a food that tastes better when it's raw?
>>7216228
>posted by a Swede
I bet he's enjoying prison for his hate crime
>>7215880
If you can only have *one tool,* this would have to be it.
>>7217990
well, he made fun of migrants but didn't say anything bad about Islam specifically, denied climate change so he'll probably just get a fine.
>>7217850
Its a gimmick for stupid people but it looks cool as fuck.
>>7215880
>>7215880
Damn op I keep one of those next to my rebar stretcher and form termites.
>>7218467
>not a knife
Ya fucked up.
>>7218767
I actually just got rid of my microwave and am making do with just my stove/oven and a small toaster oven (which takes up less counter space than the microwave). I wanted to pare things down when I moved to a different apartment. However, I sorely miss the dishwasher. It sucks having to do everything by hand, especially because I get eczema on my hands.
