What is the salad of Americans?

>>7215061

hot dog water and mild mustard?

>>7215061
Same, just replace the cheese curds with chopped Big Macs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf_W7As6xbk

>>7215061
Caesar dressing and tendies that my wife cooked for her son

>>7215061
That's some good Canadian salad.

American is ranch dressing over bacon.

Mexican salad is stale crushed taco shells on ground beef drenched in sour Cream.

German Salad is just potatoes and mayonnaise and maybe like an olive or two.

I don't know any other salads.

>>7215075
>stealing your wife's son's tendies
Off to the shed you go!

>>7215075

dammit....not you again. plox go tell these stories to /int/ guaranteed replies.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=gakd2kxT4mA

Closely followed by Watergate salad.

>>7215061
I'm vegetarian. I only drink beer. Beer is my salad.