okay guys, first time cooking a whole chicken. How did I do?
>>7207951
I don't know, but I want to stick my dick in that.
>>7207951
Image is fake op found this image on Reddit OP IS ONCE AGAIN A FAGGOT
Looks like a pussy.
women say that men only think with their dicks
but that look like a brain with a vagina.
I want to fuck that
that chicken has a vulva
>>7207951
I'll bet she was the most popular hen in the coop.
>>7207951
hurhurhurhurhur benis in bagina XDXDXDXDXD
Kill yourself.
>>7207951
Just begging for some fuck.
where can i catch me a brain bug op?
Your test results are in, sir. It looks like the rash on your dick is some form of salmonella. Any idea how this might have happened?
>>7208842
You're a fucking idiot, son.
>>7208856
No, I was a fucking a chicken
>People don't post someone else's picture and post on a Chinese forum to gain some credit do they?
>>7207951
>>>/reddit/
>sir, any idea how you dick might have contracted the chicken pox?
>>7208856
>son
Just because you sleep with my mum doesn't mean you're my real dad. Wait 'till I tell him what you just called me. You're fucking dead, m80.
This threat is relevant to my interests as I am attempting to cook a chicken tonight. I was thinking of spatchcocking it since I did it with a turkey for thanksgiving and it came out awesome. I however don't have the spices I used on thanksgiving.
Advice for Spices/flavors I should use?
>>7208900
thread*
>>7208900
salt and seamen works from my experience.
sincerely,
mom.
>>7207951
Shove half a can of beer up it' ass and bake it.
>>7208842
I fell. On a chicken. With my dick.
>>7208842
I was innocently rubbing canola oil on a chicken and it rape seeded me.
Looks more like roast beef to me OP
