>like to eat new foods, experience new flavours so i know what i'm looking at
>today decide to try tofu despite every cell in my body telling me it's a bad idea
>blow $3 on around 47 kilos of soft and firm tofu
>open the container, spewing fetid shit across my floor
>taste each of them uncooked so i can memorize their flavour
>mistakeshavebeenmade,ico
>try frying them up with some bean sprouts instead
>it's like boiled fat but without the flavour
>send friend to get a bottle of karkov paint thinner to cleanse my mind
>eat an entire daikon radish whole in the meanwhile to cleanse my tongue
>friend gets back, there's no vodka
>mfw i can't get the taste of that hippie shit out of my mind
Why the fuck do people eat this?
Why do they do this to themselves?
What the fuck is wrong with people that don't eat meat?
>>7197002
Same reason people write cringe inducing posts
>>7197009
I am a perfectly normal, reasonable person and there's nothing wrong with my post, and i'm not being sarcastic.
>>7197002
meh, it's ok if you pair it with a sauce that's extremely hot
>>7197019
So basically just overwhelm it as much as possible until you can't really tell you're eating it anymore.
>>7197036
yes, tofu was originally developed as a protien substitute for poor people for whom livestock for eating was not readily available and easily kept
>>7197018
I think he was talking about his own post.
I've yet to succeed with making tofu tasting better than "meh" myself, but I've had AMAZING tofu from some china-place, so I haven't given up.
I've had great tofu that was more like soft cheese that crisped up when fried. The brand escapes me, but there's definitely good tofu out there.
>>7197041
Where did you get that misinformation? When tofu was developed, people had no idea protein even existed. Jesus was still an edgy teen.
Try some 麻婆豆腐 m8
Shit's cash
>>7198210
Just say Mapo Tofu you edgelord.
>>7197002
>today decide to try tofu [...]
>blow $3 on around 47 kilos of soft and firm tofu
>47 kilos
>try
what the actual fuck
>>7197002
asian food is shit, so why would you eat the some of the worst crap of it?
>>7197002
> 47 kilos
Explain this part.
>47 kilos of tofu to "try"
>for 3 euros
good deal
>>7197002
>blow $3 on around 47 kilos
That's a hell of a steal, OP. I wish I could get that price for tofu instead of whiny faggot bitches like you who don't appreciate it.
>>7197002
Hahahaha. Look at this white retard
>eating it raw
>to memorize the flavor
>>7198203
just cause they had no idea what protien was doesn't mean the didn't need and want a meat substitute they could afford and sustain
Tofu will turn you into an effeminate bitch just like all asian men
>>7198219
>47 kilos of anything
>$3
>Kilos
>$
Fucking Australians and or Canadians is really what you should be upset about.
>>7197002
If you brown your tofu it tasted good.
If you just heat it up it tastes vaguely like minerals or something.
This is true with meats and veggies too. Brown is the color of flavor.
