Hey food fags.
Just finished doing some /diy/ work and now I'm hungry.
I'm making a grilled cheese, but not just any grilled cheese... Let's do this.
Step 1, heat up a piece of metal.
>>7188272
Step fucking 2.
Melt some butter on that bitch
You have my full attention, op.
>>7188274
Don't just let it sit there though, move it around a little. Paint the metal with the fat like the artist you are
lrn2resize, OP
>>7188279
Shit, forgot my glorious photo.
>>7188280
lrn2 buy a bigger screen faggot
>>7188276
I've never understood this meme.
don't forget to brown your butter evenly
>>7188280
Nah, you need to see this shit in high Def.
Fuck off poorfag
Step fucking 3. Sourdough. If you use any other bread, your aspirations in life are dwindling...
>>7188286
It's not about the size of the screen, but the amount of time it takes to load. Faggot.
>>7188285
that's too much butter op
wa la
>>7188291
4. Get some of this shit.
>>7188292
Are you on fucking dial up?
>>7188293
Look at this idiot not knowing how much butter to use!
Anyway, step fucking 5. Spread that shit on the best bread in the world!
>>7188301
We ain't done yet though. This ain't casual mode.
Pile some cheddar on. I prefer mild. If you like sharp, go cut yourself with your edginess.
>>7188301
Babby's first thread
>>7188301
that's not enough cheese op
>bread fried in butter with a shitload of cheese on it
amerifags are so gross
>>7188302
>This ain't casual mode.
>I prefer mild
does not compute
This is that stick figure recipe guy's tone
I am suspicious, op
ayy wa la
>>7188302
you'll never get that cheddar flavor without sharp op
>>7188302
Fold it up.
>>7188317
who the fuck are you the food police?
>>7188321
It's getting there...
>>7188325
Oh god you're flipping it multiple times what the fuck is wrong with you
>>7188325
I was trying to do it live, got rate limited though.
Other side. Looks fucking great.
>>7188332
you over toasted op
>>7188328
To better melt the cheese. No one likes a grilled cheese with cold non melted cheese in the middle.
Anyway, step over 9000. Put more fucking cheese on top
>not making the Tom Willet Deluxe Grilled Cheese
Step up senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yq7_s8Y6uG8
>>7188335
Smits about to get Sexy... I mean hot... Er, Sexy...
>>7188339
Get it nice and gooey
>>7188332
you better out some fuckin mayo on the outside of that shit for a godly crust
>>7188308
lmao good meme
>>7188342
Flip it over onto the dry part
>>7188342
A bit of cheese stuck. No worries. Finish up by melting any stuck cheese back to the bread.
>>7188358
Done. Let's fucking eat.
>>7188317
Youre just a whore, not a chef
>>7188334
Youre over toasted, degenerated pothead
A bit greasy ; make sure to blot it down with some brawny towels
>>7188362
is this an accurate display of american cuisine?
>American "Cheese"
>>7188424
I have been blotting as the only change to my diet and have lost 300 lbs.
So when's your epic stickman cookbook coming out op?
>>7188469
Yeah. Sad isn't?
>>7188469
The extra layer of cheese is... new.
Normally you'd eat this sandwich with a bowl of tomato soup for lunch, or feed it to your shitty kid. It's comfort food at best.
i approve of your life choices, thanks OP
>>7188292
>2015
>complaining about load times on a 3 MB jpg
>>7188272
Op has reached stick figure levels of cringe in this thread.
Into the >>>/trash/ you go!
>>7189335
Triggered. My internet is 100 Mbps so I don't really care about speed, but to pointlessly waste bandwidth is just stupid. I happen to love both photography, and technology, and OP fails at both. HUGE megapixel images with poor lighting, poor lens, cheap noisy sensor, exposure time motion blur, its just terrible. The photo would look best at no bigger than one megapixel, reduced to 100 KB would be sufficient.
I'm not mad because of limited bandwidth, its just very poor practice to publish an image like that on the web, especially a high traffic forum. Good luck getting a job in the future OP, your technological retardedness is really shining bright.
For what its worth, there still are users out there who wont click your shitty 3 MB images. This matters to people on slow devices and slow connections. Especially mobile users on a data quota and only marginal 3G at best.
OP is too stupid to even realize posting stupidly large images of low quality is 4th grade level trolling.
Also, your cooking sucks.
>>7188338
FUCK
>>7189335
>2015
>eating quality food when pure vegetable oil is easily chuggable
>listening to music when you can simply blast pure 400dB white noise
>viewing art instead when you can just stare into the sun
That's right anon, the sheer capacity of the delivery network means that there's no longer any need to care about quality of content.
