how the fuck am i supposed to eat these fuckers?
i'm wary of any chocolate in the shape of a holiday figure.
i immediately think of palmer and their incredibly shitty candy. it can't legally be called "chocolate" 'cause it's made with hydrogenated palm oil.
>>7152640
with your mouth, what the fuck?
>>7152660
nice
>>7152640
smash his head in then gobble it up
>>7152660
y-you too
I bought one and i intend to fill it up with choloate, making it solid
>>7152640
>kinder product
>made in Turkey
>eating sweets manufactured by a country funding and sympathetic to the downfall of European civilization
>eating sweets touched and packaged by brown people
I really....really...REALLY hope none of you are stupid enough to be doing this. I told my wife the other day that a mass poisoning is going to happen via Haribo, Kinder and all Rocher brand products guaranteed within the next year.
Only a moron would still eat this shit.
>>7153040
>these people have wives but I can't even get a gf
Also Ulker stuff is legit, pham.
>>7153040
Go be a delusional retard somewhere else, Cletus.
>>7153040
It's a shame too, I liked Haribo gummy products.
>>7152640
Eat him starting up from the legs to prolong his suffering.
>>7153063
>>7153070
>I don't mind being poisoned by radical jihadi scum
Whatever makes you feel better about having your birthright stolen from you one day at a time.
>>7153040
>sympathetic to the downfall of European civilization
you mean the guys that have been pushing for decades to get inside the European union? Sure
>>7153215
Do not vote to allow Turkey in the EU, millions of shitskin migrants will be able to rape around Europe. It will quite literally be the downfall of western society. Canada and America will be the only beacons left...that's awful.
Break off pieces from the top with your hand.
Or like pic related if you want to relive being 5 years old.
Fat guy here
I fucking hate chocolate Santas. They are my single biggest vice and the reason I tend to gain 10lbs each holiday season.
I keep an advent calender in my bedroom that is actually just 25 small boxes, each with a chocolate Santa inside and I eat the entire thing in the morning.
Then for dinner I have another chocolate Santa for my dessert.
I am 321lbs by the way. My family makes fun of me. Last christmas I went downstairs on christmas eve because I heard a loud noise and I found my dad with black paint on his face and when he saw me he started screaming and shouting "THE BLACK SANTA EATER IS HERE... HELP ME" and filmed the whole thing to make the family laugh on christmas
I can't stop.
But in answer OP, I usually eat Santas in this order
1. The beard. I do this because I pretend that it is a real beard and I got a hair caught in my throat and need more chocolate to clear my throat.
2. The sack. This is like Santa giving me his gift and makes it feel like christmas
3. The leftovers, as is christmas tradition
Don't do it though it isn't worth it
>>7153480
They're hollow and comprised of barely any chocolate, how many are you eating around this time of year?
>>7153480
>calender
wtf am I reading.
>>7153496
>not being white european
>not knowing what an advent calendar is
>>7153480
>I keep an advent calender in my bedroom that is actually just 25 small boxes, each with a chocolate Santa inside and I eat the entire thing in the morning.
You're an adult. Why do you even get an advent calendar? Also a whole chocolate santa every day? In my childhood I could be lucky if I got a calendar with small pieces of chocolate or plastic figures. Usually I would get a paper one with pictures.
>>7152660
>>7153083
germanfag here.
I started to dislike haribo when they were starting to make a "what is truly german" edition in black, red yellow.
>>7153773
Was black liquorice?
>>7153773
So you're a migrant, or do you just hate yourself because of adolf?
>>7152640
Behead him.
Mutilate his body.
Rip his body apart.
Laugh as his flesh melts inside your mouth.
Enjoy every moment of his suffering.
>>7153877
Sadistic children get the Krampus
>>7153909
You only know of that demon because of a movie, when Max Und Moritz becomes mainstream you'll meme post that as well.
Pls stop... :^(
>>7153931
>>7152640
Like a crawdad, bite the head and suck the tail.
>>7152640
what in the fuck are those???
>>7152640
don't, if you want to live
>>7153945
>2016
>unironically living in Austria
Top cu/ck/
>>7155538
seconded
>>7153945
>capital i
