Look at that isn't it beautiful?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AQ7joVZIJc
>>7149678
>fridgerator
This man never stops pissing me the fuck off. It's like he intentionally acts like a stupid fucking stereotypical cu/ck/ american to get views and it's fucking working. The only thing that tells me that this guy is for real is the fact that his youngest son is as fucking stupid as he is and his wife is a retarded hamplanet aswell.
Christ i love to hate King Ja/ck/.
>>7149695
>lie and say gf instead of mom
I've done that a couple times before. It sucks.
Why is his washer and dryer in his kitchen? I've never seen another house with a setup like that.
>>7149678
"Nothings beautiful like a barbecue sauce that just hangs."
Why the fuck does /ck/ keep giving money to this disgusting waste of space?
I'm waiting for the day he goes out like joey threads.
>>7149713
Really? It's common as fuck here :/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss5Y2mAEHYQ
>>7149713
Where do you live? I've lived in several countries and it isn't abnormal to do this. I'm assuming America since your paper houses are cheap as fuck so presumably everyone has a basement or utility room?
Thanks for the new cooking channel OP.
Gives me great ideas.
How much chorizo do you put in your stuffing /ck/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxxpC6GJwEE
>>7149935
>that dead look in his eyes
are the internet trolls getting to him?
>>7149974
It's probably arterial plaque and diabetes.
>that's just my gardener
How the fuck does Jack have so much money?
>>7150197
He lives in Tennessee and his wife has a real job. TN generally has a low cost of living, low property values and low labor rates compared to states like CA, TX, etc. Of course certain areas will be more affluent and expensive but Ja/ck/ definitely isn't in those areas.
Is Ja/ck/ an immortal /ck/ meme? He has been fucking up food on youtube for 8 years and shows no improvement except with video production quality.
>>7149963
He pronounce "chorizo" correctly just once and that irritated me.
>>7149699
The thing is, just yesterday I considered typing that for the very first time. I thought about it, but then I was like, no, you've made your bed and you have to lay in it. You can't lie. You live at your parents house and your 26, you've never had a gf a day in your life, and you cannot lie about this. So then I just said my mom.
Glad I didn't type that in the end. I didn't break.
>The heat is like burning my mouth. It's AWESOME!
>>7150571
>smoked paprika, cayenne, his bbq sauce
>""""""""""""""heat"""""""""""""
>>7150583
think he may have meant the temperature.
it's a retarded thing to say either way.
>>7150438
four u
>>7150438
>jackposting is like our version of baneposting
This is why this shit should be banned outright.
Are there even any mods that frequent /ck/ anymore?
>>7150587
nah, right after he says that he talks about the spices
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJJ-iQkbRNE
what happened to cause him to disable comments
>>7150624
Honest question:
Why do you keep coming back if it's obvious you're e not wanted here?
>>7150591
Dear god, slow your fucking roll partner. 4chan isn't about fucking nazi no-fun boards. There are general rules, but unless you're really just shitposting and pissing people off, or breaking global rules, you're not going to get banned. What, do you think they just hand out bans left and right for anything? You're a joke, piss off.
>>7150638
That's not an answer to my question anon.
>>7150646
>every board should be just like /b/
No. Fuck off.
>>7149678
first time browsing /ck/
Is that the fucking guy who cried about his barbecue sauce or whatever on TV?
>>7150479
>26
fucking hell I really hope I get out of here soon. I'm only 20 and the walls are closing in on me. Can't imagine six more fucking years.
>>7150677
You mean King Ja/ck/ "Cu/ck/ Wild" Scalfatty, yes. It was on the West Texas Investor's Club Season 1 Episode 2.
>>7150683
I really hope the rest of his content is as entertaining as that was. Is he a general shitfuck or was that just an outlier? Looking at the videos on his channel it looks like he cooks out of a box a lot for someone who tapes them self doing it.
>>7150697
> looks like he cooks out of a box a lot
that's basically what he does, though there are times where he uses fresher ingredients then pats himself on the back the entire time for cutting up some carrots.
the thing I enjoy most about Jack is that he seems like a bumbling idiot, then you think well he seems like a nice Christian man despite being willfully ignorant, then you realize his ignorance stretches far and wide actually making him a kind of terrible person.
>>7150672
>2015
>still taking things out of context
Yeah, that'd be true if that was what I was saying and somehow /b/ had rules, but apparently you can't read/you have no concept of the rules or how they work. Try again later.
Keep submitting that janitor application, pal, it's not happening for a reason.
>>7150721
watch out bro, he might report you.
his jewbook page has a video that shows those nuwave guys at his house
>>7150721
That other anon compared jack to baneposting (this is probably him after resetting his router >>7150726).
Try visiting /tv/; it's a complete wasteland of shitposting at this point.
Why would you want those anons coming to slower interest boards, where all they want to do is troll people actually interested in the board topic, or spam "dank memes"?
Sage for meta shit...
>>7150733
Speaking of, when is the nuwave commercial with Ja/ck/ going to air?
>>7150738
Why so extreme broseph?
Just because /tv/ is rekt, doesn't mean this cu/ck/ central is going down because 2% of the posts here are the guys joking around about King Jack. Not to mention, it's cooking related, so not off topic. So tell me this, what would you even ban request this for? And why are you implying I want those anons? Also if you knew anything about the rules to start with announcing sage is against rules. learn2read
>>7149678
I fucking hate jackoff with a passion, and his seasonings are shit, but other than that... pulled pork and rolls is pulled pork and rolls. Would demolish
>>7150799
>also if you knew anything about the rules to start with announcing sage is against rules
>learn2read
Actually, anon, the point of sage is to not bump a thread with an off-topic reply.
Announcing a polite sage lets other anons know that you are aware that you have gone on a tangent irrelevant to the topic of the thread and/or board.
The rules put "saged" in quotation marks, and add it as an addendum to the "no announcing reports" rule, as a way of saying that you should not use "sage" as a form of "downvoting" a thread.
>the more you know
As a side note, jack is hardly more cooking related than joey was. It's just an e-celeb circlejerk that tends to reach the bump limit, and then immediately start over with exactly the same content reposted, ad infinitum.
whatever companies keep sending him kitchen gadgets to review are really good at market research
>>7149936
Last month it was our paper houses were outrageously priced and more expensive than our Yuro counterparts, now their cheap as fuck? I thought you guys had bidets? No need to keep pulling shit out your ass.
>>7150845
I know you hate it, but unfortunatly for you, these threads are allowed. Reguardless of your opinion on the matter, any cooking discussion, even youtube cooking channels, are open, and can't be deleted for off-topicness as they simply do not fall under that catagory. Don't believe me? Try reporting it and see if anything happens.
>>7150879
They report them for advertising which is bullshit because most of this board is about brand-name food, fast food, brand-name kitchen gear, celebrity chefs, and youtube. Every now and then you get OC from some whackjob making something intentionally disgusting and of course the usual shitposting about nothing.
>>7150879
I don't outright hate jack threads; but I do dislike the posters these threads attract, and how they have brought /general/ "culture" to /ck/.
It's basically no different than joey threads, which are deleted.
As far as these threads break the rules, there was, up until recently, an advertising/commercial spam option in the report menu, and jack has probably gotten more views in the past 6 months with his videos being spammed on /ck/ than he had in the previous 8 or so years he'd been shitting up the internet with his videos.
As much as the people posting it might be joking, it's disgusting that his sauces probably get advertised here just as much as j-list...
>>7150969
>not using ad blockers constantly
Get with the times, Jethro
>>7150969
Please, this board has had shitposting and general fuckery since the beginning. Stop pretending that there was some golden age of /ck/.
>>7151222
Ad blockers don't filter out the constant stream of BEST SAUCE EVER, dum dum.
>>7151230
As much as the, "[X] board (or 4chan in general) was always shit" argument used to hold up, you're an idiot if you haven't seen how bad things have become since this past summer.
>stop pretending that there was some golden age of /ck/
It might be blown out proportion compared to today's standards, but just a few years ago you'd be getting heart's advent calendar if you were frequenting /ck/, and pretty much every other name/trip considered /ck/ their home board.
>>7150969
You're acting as if anyone on /ck/ of all places would buy his shitty sauces.
>>7151276
Uh then use filters on the catalog page or hide threads manually if you're such a sensitive faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MS7a58fN74c
Jack did it again! This time he managed to use a smoker to make venison into jerky... TENDER!!!
>>7151276
>Anon doesn't appreciate the tripfag chemo
Well I guess they all can't be winners can they
>>7149974
only sentient beings look 'alive' in their eyes
>>7151322
>cancer threads attract cancerous posters
>uhh, just filter the constant stream of shitposters if you don't like shitposting
Great solution you've come up with there.
>>7151533
Yeah cause deleting threads and banning people has been very effective thus far. Plus if you think it's so cancerous why the fuck are you even here, faggot?
>>7150619
i bullied him a little while ago
not that that has anything to do with it
but i did do that.
I'm sure he gets bullied a lot
>>7149699
I'm a widower, sometimes I just say I'm divorced to make things less complicated. But then I wind up thinking about her and stay up all night just reme
>>7149936
I've seen setups like this, it really just depends on the design of the home and how far they are willing to run power and water into other rooms. For some people it's easier to just run it all in the kitchen area. I have a separate area for my washer and dryer but that's because I had an available room right next to my water connection. There really isn't a need for a yurop/amerifat battle.
https://youtu.be/9WU0c01ETgc
>>7151717
>starting and ending a sentence with lol
Time to enter the netherzone
>>7149678
>he used "pull pork" as a verb
C'mon, Jack.
>>7150738
>tfw /tv/ used to be my main board
>then the faggotry got way out of hand
>the word kek has no meaning there
>tfw I started going to /v/ more often because I thought they were less awful
>/v/ was my salvation board
>/v/
At least /ck/ and /co/ are chill for the most part. Stay classy, Anons.
>>7152262
>/co/
ew
YES
another Ja/ck/ the king cvck
Just watched his episode on the western texas investors club. I gotta say that meltdown at the end was really pathetic, people have cried over worse things
>>7150847
or really fucking terrible
>>7150425
One meme to rule them all
Jack's shit is so fucked up that the JUST photoshop would be an improvement
>>7153302
Damn he is getting even fatter in the face... how close is he to another stroke or first heart attack, gyang?
>>7153324
Lel, yes I do watch that channel sometimes (always ad block his shit). I think he eats out even more than that, but even when he "cooks" at home it's going to be pretty unhealthy because it's King Cu/ck/ we're talking about.
>>7153324
>how much you wanna bet he eats out 3 times a week
Is that supposed to be excessive or something?
I grew up eating out an average of 5 nights a week. It's pretty normal if you're not poor as fuck. And yes, both my parents knew how to cook.
>>7153331
You probably ate in moderation and relatively healthily. Ja/ck/ does not do either of those things.
Reminder, some anon said he'd be on a bbc tonight instead of tammy?
>>7151717
>>7153376
Yeah on the one show it is on now but he hasn't been on yet.
>>7153534
K keep me posted
>>7149695
>to get views and it's fucking working
You don't even see the irony here, do you?
>>7153313
I've never seen american cheese burn like this. In my experience, it usually evaporates.
>>7150591
If you report stuff enough, they will allow up.
>>7153302
Jack's head is a perfect representation of his entire being. Tiny brain, and an enormous mouth made for eating mass quantities and saying really dumb shit.
>>7154143
So was he on tv?
I thought I'd share this from the chili thread.
The man is a monster.
>>7154758
yes.
>>7149695
>stupid fucking stereotypical cu/ck/ american
lel back to your inferiority complex board >>>/int/
>>7150682
Try being a virgin too. Are you? I hope most people lose their virginity at like 16, because I was ready to have sex at 18.
>inb4 r9k
But yeah, it's bad. If you keep going like this the worst part is that you really do actually get used to it.
the cooking with jack subleddit is actually pretty funny, imagine that
>>7153313
Oh Jesus I remember that. Here you go.
my favorite
>>7149963
Jesus Christ he's breathing hard as fuck in every single video.
>>7150197
He could just be lying for show, like when he had a "tv crew" filming him
>>7154825
That is terrifying.
Source?
>>7149790
>implying AdBlock doesn't exist
Jack isn't getting a dime from me
>>7149695
I miss having a gf to make me food. That was so nice, It feels so great to actually have a girlfriend get up out of bed after sex and bring me back a sandwich and a soda. When I lived with my parents, I usually cooked for myself because they cant cook very well. i wonder how many people on /ck/ live with their parents...you shouldnt feel ashamed anyway, the job market is so fucked up and housing is so fucking expensive. Itll be the norm in a couple of generations for large familys to live in one house. Theres a reason why its the norm in other countries.
>>7150479
Stay strong, Anon.
>>7149963
Jesus Christ it is a stuffing chorizo cake...
>>7154775
What is he doing? Im seriously interested now. What the fuck...
>>7154847
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDGqtjcyxlQ
>she unlisted the video
>>7154866
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDGqtjcyxlQ
I can't stop cringing. Shit, that's horrible.
>holiday cheer
why do i love to hate this cvck so much?
>>7150706
Yeah Jack has literally strangled one of his sons for having smoked some pot once. He has subsequently denounced that son, breaking off contact with him. The son keeps trying, it's pretty sad really. Jack is also in only very infrequent contact with his middle son. Both of these sons were from his previous wife, which he claims abused him. Jack Jr. is from Tammy.
On the topic of Tammy, Jack seems to have almost groomed her into his wife a little, though the religious stuff he got from her. She is far younger and had declined going out with him repeatedly, but he kept coming and told her "I will only stop bothering you if you go out with me".
Then there's also his intense hatred of gays and the fact that he openly suggests to drop large amounts of napalm on the Palestinians.
>>7154902
Wait, Jack has three sons?
>>7154902
He choked the first kid for pushing his wife. Still an overreaction.
>>7154902
It's weird how you know so much about some fat man on the Internet. I mean, I watch Chef John all of the time, and know next to nothing about his personal life. What compels you to seek out this information.
>>7154902
how has no one tried to ruin this c.uck's life yet?
why doesn't someone l33t hax his shit?
>>7154915
Because this is /ck/ there aren't any hackers here
>>7154864
[spoiler]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUW_bXll6YM[/spoiler]
>>7154864
he claimed it was a salad
>>7154902
Source on these claims? I kinda wanna see Ja/ck/s dark side
This one's for you goys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a46nfCPWjDU
>>7154864
That is Jack making a "bean salad" from start to finish.
>>7154912
He did some long interviews that sometimes get posted here, and also has some vlogs as older videos.
When I have nothing to do I just hatewatch Jack, all of his videos.
>>7154950
The problem is that this is from a channel called Sunday Evening Coffee, and due to /ck/ linking to the interview so often, they put their video with Jack on private.
>>7152262
>/v/ was my main board for years
>/v/ becomes shit
>move on to /mu/, /g/ and /tv/
>they all become shit
>move to /ck/
>surprisingly less shit than most boards
Don't fail me bros
>>7154980
he hate's being called out
>>7154987
>>surprisingly less shit than most boards
Are you kidding? This place is shitpost general.
>>7154992
The only decent place IMO is /out/ but even that is going bad with knife threads.
>>7154992
Yeah but no other board gives me keks like /ck/.
There's something innocent about this place. That one anon who always makes a your mom joke every thread. The generally laid back atmosphere. I dunno, I enjoy it here.
>>7150738
/ck/, /k/, /biz/, /lit/ and /o/ are the only good boards left. The fappening was the nail in the coffin for most of the boards, underage redditors swarmed across the boards like locusts across a once fertile land...
>>7154908
The abusive wife, right?
>>7155010
/biz/ is mostly kids who just spam BITCOIN DA BEST threads nonstop and constantly give uneducated, inexperienced advice. /lit/ has drastically reduced in quality but overall I agree with you.
>like locusts across a once fertile land...
Hauntingly true.
Gotta love his wife's guacamole recipe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsul8sXAFz4
>>7155030
why does she bear so much resemblance to a pig?
>>7155010
I'm only a casual browser but /tg/ is respectable.
>>7155030
>people get married all the time
how
>guacamole
fuckin sick
>>7155030
>guacamole recipe
>store bought guacamole packets
Fuck off
Also, she looks like a pig because her nostrils are too large
>>7155030
What the fuck do they even put in the guacamole packet? She had literally every ingredient for a proper guacamole already, only thing I can imagine is that they just put garlic powder in a packet, put on a ridiculous price and sell it to people like Scalfattys
>>7155030
>>7151695
This picture will never not annoy me. Who the fuck sticks their tongue out before taking a bite? WHAT THE FUCK?
>>7154980
God at first I just thought he was a shitty cook but he's also a shitty human.
>>7154915
His life is already a joke. To destroy it would be like burning ashes.
>>7155141
Because humans have always enjoyed seeing others destroy themselves... That's why we have enjoyed bloodsports since the dawn of man, that's why we cheer and can't stop looking at other people fighting, that's why I visit AA and drug addict meetings every month. We just love witnessing destruction and sadness that doesn't affect our own lives.
>>7154915
whatever happened to that Expose Jack Scalfani twitter
>>7155318
https://twitter.com/exposejscalfani
He hasn't posted anything in a week.
>you'll never be this innocent biting into a juicy and beautiful burger
>>7155379
wow
>>7155148
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKSlLWN0AO0
Holy shit, I found german Jack
>>7155446
>Fat
>balding
>weird green background
His food still looks good though, not really jack tier.
>>7155446
He's like a jack doppelganger.
>>7150619
YOU STUPID FAT FUCK
>>7150619
They realized he did not know how to cut a pineapple.
>>7154782
>implying that isn't also the direction that America is heading in
>>7155638
>implying it won't resist
>>7155017
Don't know, but tammy semi smiled when he talked about it.
>>7155653
No, the abusive one was Jack's first wife, Tammy is the second wife.
(The son he choked was the product of his first wife, Jack Jr. is Tammy's son)
>>7155818
Watch the video, he brings it up while tammy is sitting next to him, and she smiles.
>>7153331
>It's pretty normal if you're not poor as fuck.
>>7155123
>Who the fuck sticks their tongue out before taking a bite?
fat pigs
Anything on his tv appearance?
>>7153331
>eating out 5 nights a week is normal if you're not poor as fuck
Eating out 5 nights a week is exactly what poor as fuck people do. They go and get quick meals most nights because they're irresponsible. That isn't healthy. When people who aren't poor go and eat out they don't mean at pizza hut, eating out is a 50 dollar a head meal with friends and drinks not shoveling down cheap shitty food.
>>7156606
>nothing exists other than fast food and high end restaurants people only go to on special occasions
>>7156607
If you're not going anywhere high end you're shoveling down cheap food. There really isn't a lot of in between. Also going and eating somewhere 5 nights a week is retarded no matter where you go, the only people who eat out that often are poor fat people who never learned how to be adults.
>>7156608
>if you're not going anywhere high end you're shoveling down cheap food
>there really isn't a lot of in between
I want to know where you live so I can make sure never to move there.
>>7156611
>cheap poor detected
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUwRVQcRzA0
why does this guy have so many yt channels
>>7156774
He's fucking retarded. FFFUUUUUCKKKKKKKKK
>>7156774
>I love everybody
Except Palestinians, fucking napalm them and their children too, right scumfuck Jack?
>>7156774
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EM9OEZq9FAk
Bane?
>>7155030
>Uses large chunk tomatoes
>"We like our stuff chunky!"
>Finely chopped (near minced) onion
>>7155091
Well it was white, so my guesses are...
>Onion Powder
>Garlic Powder
>Cream Of TarTar
>White Pepper
>Salt
>Flavorings
>Pure Finely Ground Columbian Cocaine
>Crushed Silica Gels
>Sour Skittle Powder
>100% Pure Capsicum
>Dandruf
>Grandma's Ashes
Is there a more unbearable Jack video, Ja/ck/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxAiDQLlFto
>>7156827
Nobody cared who I was until I gave the entire party salmonella.
>>7156827
I hate him so much.
>>7157245
>"You think the salmonella is your ally, but you merely contracted the salmonella. I was born in it. Molded by it. By the time I found good cooking, I was already a man, and it was tasteless to me."
>>7156865
u sure u ever chopped a fine onion ?
that was pretty big
>>7157277
>When Food Network is in ashes, you have my permission to die
>>7149963
I haven't seen the video yet but I made chorizo cornbread stuffing for thanksgiving and it was great. It was 9/10 I should have made the cornbread less sweet, then it would have been perfect.
>>7157278
>chopped a fine onion
The onion was indeed fine. Beautiful, honestly. But finely chopping it is entirely different, friend.
https://youtu.be/ve_lOglvFPM
Pure madness
>>7149678
I hate Jack but watch away anyhow and I must say... this vid is the first time I actually would like to eat what he made because it looks decent. He is still a fucking retard though and there are at least 3 moments in this very video that I want to punch his face.
>>7157333
Before I unmuted the sound I totally thought this was going to be a masaokis video.
>>7156611
Okay list me out some restaurants that you wouldn't consider cheap but that you would go to 5 nights a week.
Oh wait, there is no 'go there everyday for a quick meal' restaurant that isn't cheap shitty food. You probably think because it isn't a chain restaurant it isn't some cheap poor people food.
>>7155030
Holy shit why is Jack such a fucking cunt
>basics
Basis works perfectly fucking fine, how can "fala fell" man be criticizing grammar?
Jack seems like the type of guy to act like a hotshot food connoisseur in a high end place trying to impress other patrons. I can just see him in that leather golf cap of his, sniffing his wine wrong, examining every morsel he takes before eating it.
>>7149678
>lazy man's.....
already shit
>>7149678
its not that his cooking is complete shit, its just
>he has gardeners
>he doesn't even mow his own lawn
as a rather conventional man, this bothers me a great deal.
>>7157333
>>7157380
I wont bother watching more than 2 minutes of it, but its obviously a pathetic attempt at a masaokis imitation. If you want to imitate masaokis, then try harder than some high school stoner narration in his mom's kitchen with ramen and chicken stock cubes.
>omg so sodium
>so flavors
FUCK OFF.
>>7157496
chill senpai
>>7157048
Yep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jA8vrEjAXas
Jack is the hero this board needs
>>7157588
He triggers me so fucking much how can he still he doing this youtube for years and years
>>7157588
The interview got taken down?
>>7149936
kek. washer/dryer in the kitchen is a cheaper choice (less plumbing and electricians work)
try again eurofag
>>7150479
i'm 23 so I know that feel
>>7157593
persistence
is jack's son retarded.....serious question?
or is he just young? i can't tell how old these fat fucks are.
>>7157697
follow up
just watch this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkfMDHaIRGs
he is so mean to his developmentally challenged son : ((
Holy shit, Alton Brown used a clip from Jack's show in his newest video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgFeVlw2Ywg&feature=youtu.be&t=16
You can make out the jack on the go on his shirt.
>>7157707
heh. and has the claws from his undercooked pulled pork disaster.
>>7157707
>new Alton Brown content outside of a gameshow
feels comfy
>>7157738
game show?
>>7157707
I think there was at LEAST two.
>>7157048
is Jack a racist?
>>7157752
I think he's talking about cut throat kitchen. It's a cheesy, mostly scripted but highly entertaining show that really doesn't have much to do with cooking where contestants use potential prize money to buy crazy sabotages on the other contestants, forcing them to cook with nothing but tin foil for all their utensils for instance. Then the things they cook get judged and last person left keeps what remains of their prize money. He's also the chopped guy I think which is similar but just introduces random and bizarre ingredients.
>>7157779
wait why am I surprised. Of course he's a racist
>>7157787
No, he's not the Chopped guy. That's the food guy from Queer Eye, Ted Allen. Alton also hosts Iron Chef America.
>>7157697
>dude gross dude
Did Jack watch a fucking h3h3 video or something? Does he do this all the time or only when he's with his son dude?
>>7157697
Jack Jr. is like a sophomore in high school, so 15 or 16 I guess.
>>7157798
dude, just watch any of his On the Go videos, dude
>>7157824
jack jr is a real faggot
>>7157851
>On the Go
Thanks anon, my favorite part is in the description:
Actor
Jack Scalfani
Director
Jack Scalfani
Producer
Jack Scalfani
Writer
Jack Scalfani
Category
Food
>>7157877
My favorite part is the awful theme song. It's quite possibly the worst song ever recorded.
>>7157886
Dat cooky 90's show feel. Also 5 minutes into the taco wars video "oh also my son and wife are here but they aren't going to be rating anything, but... uh... ALRIGHT LETS GET RICK FIRST"
>>7157375
I know, some of his cooking isn't terrible, and actually might taste good, the problem is that he thinks he's a great cook, which he isn't, he's sub par, it's his fat fucking ego. Also half of his recipes are just shit that you souldn't need a recipe for, such as "cucumber water". He is also just a terrible human being in general.God i hate him.
>>7149935
That's got to be the worst rice budding I've ever seen, maybe americans just make it different. Actually, never mind that's probably just jack being a fucking fag.
>YOOOOHOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HO...HOODEEDOODEEDOOOO
>The alarm wakes me up. I wipe the sleep out of my eyes
>The sweet purr of Tammy's C-PAP machine is comforting, it beckons me back to sleep
>No, I must wake up, today is the day
>I better check on Jack Jr...
>Jack's not in his room...it suddenly hits me that he spent the night at one of his football friends' house
>I've been worrying lately, he's been hanging out with colored folk, they might try to peer pressure him into trying the devil's lettuce
>I'm worrying about nothing, I've raised Jack to be a good man. Never to hit a woman!
>Shower and shave, using my trusty kit from Harry's Razors
>I decide to wear a shirt quoting 1 Corinthians 13:4-0, Jesus will respect my dedication
>Mosey through my hall of hats, decide on a classic little number featuring the character Dedpole, he's a popular guy among the kids
>I must prepare for the chili cook off, this is my calling. I gave up DJ'ing for this.
>Head to the local Kroger to gather my bountiful canned ingredients. Nobody else understands that THIS IS WHAT I DO, if you're going to criticize me on canned items, you're in the wrong place friend.
>The judges will never see my secret ingredient coming
>I've been saving a year old brisket coated in coffee grounds for this purpose, my Christ has commanded it
>Pour every bit of 26 minutes into assembling my chili masterpiece, no one else at the cook off will have dedicated their day as I have
>Tammy finally wakes up and removes her C-PAP mask and gets ready for the chili bowl cook off
>We head over to the football field, Jack is there with his melanin enhanced friends. One of them is giving me dirty looks; I think he's dealing marijuana cigarettes
>I hand my masterpiece to the lovely woman governing this event and she explains that all of the folks present will taste and judge. This will provide fair results as everyone tasting gets a voice (so she tells me).
>Christ bellows into my ears "BLASPHEMY!"
>Why aren't 3 neutral judges allowed at this event? I don't trust the opinion of these homely people with their heretic taste buds. They probably don't even support napalming Palestine.
>I urge Jack Jr and Tammy to vote for what they feel is the best chili, I WILL NOT stoop to the level of telling family and friends to vote for my chili.
>No one has the palate to appreciate freezer aged brisket
>No one here understands the complexity of canned beans and sauce
>This ruse of a contest has been a farce from the start
>I know in my enlarged heart that I am the true winner, and that my chili can bring warring nations together. The love is in the freezer burn.
>Jesus has told me I must infiltrate a high school chili cook off the following week to exact my vengeance via passive aggressive insults to children.
>These people think recipes off the Internet are good? BLASPHEMY!
>Where are the award winners? WHERE ARE THEY?
>I end up leaving extremely disappointed. I await Jesus' command to lead me to my next location for the next highly awaited episode of Jack on the Go.
>Such is the life of a Youtube cooking god
>>7155030
why do they always use these inane fucking pieces of technology that only do one incredibly specific task? Who needs an avocado deconstructor when it's faster and easier to do it with a regular goddamn knife?
>>7158025
I still can't believe he kept it for a year
>>7157048
WHY THE FUCK DOES HE STICK HIS TONGUE OUT WHEN HE EATS!?!?!?!?
>>7157588
WHO THE FUCK CUTS LIKE THAT, IT'S SO UNSAFE, WHAT THE FUCK JACK.
>>7156827
Jesus Christ, is Jack like a professional focus group member?
TDKR still sucks though
>>7158142
the "well, at least I'm not a nigger" kind I'd imagine.
>>7157796
Cut Throat Kitchen isn't the same thing as Chopped, mate.
>>7157572
Jesus man
I hate watching Jack have fun more than watching him being a pompous boulder-shaped douche
>>7157474
>sniffing wine
the guy doesn't drink, period.
forget which video it was, but he had to ask the wine store staff what a pinot grigio is
didn't know what and IPA was either
>>7157277
kek
>>7157671
Nice reading comprehension.
>>7150248
TN has no state income tax as well
only people with destroyed tastebuds like hawaiin rolls
for foreigners or the uninformed, imagine the worst american whitebread that tastes like table sugar
pretty sure it's cake and the 'roll' part is in name only
>>7158325
Yeah, they are way too sweet.
>>7157572
Holy fucking christ, I didn't really thing the intro was supposed to be that fucking bad, i can't fucking breath.
>>7158342
it's like he's got his own tentacle
>>7158342
Everytime he sticks that disgusting tongue out I just want to fucking kick his jaw and make him bite it off.
I wish I put more effort into more important aspects of my life.
[spoiler] like moving out of my parents' basement [/spoiler]
>>7158025
is there a video of this?
>>7158590
it's based off this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrcW5rqFUn0
and this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wY5YLlG6lw
>>7155010
/x/pol/mu/ masterrace
>>7157867
what did he do
He just posted a new episode where he makes venison jerky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nlu5wYkrHts
He killed it himself I guess
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjMHYzNzjgc
>>7155010
>The fappening was the nail in the coffin for most of the boards, underage redditors swarmed across the boards like locusts across a once fertile land
I tried explaining this to /v/ and they didn't get it. Fucktards.
>>7159243
I fucking hate how he always covers his mouth when he's talking. Just fucking wait til you swallow your food you goblin
>Look at that menu its beautiful
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VY4tkDuwJ58&t=3m18s
>>7158604
3 of the worst boards
>>7158508
that's so morbid lmao
>>7159243
He undercooked
jerky.
Classic Jack.
>>7158594
hes such a sore loser
>>7159243
>simple recipes for the average joe
>the average joe who just happens to have a meat slicer, dehydrator, and other fancy (see: gimicky) kitchen appliances on hand
also:
>Always read the instructions when you're dealing with equipment that could injure you
pic related
>>7159556
>phone in meat package
I just...
how?
>>7159249
>I tried explaining to underage redditors that acting like underage redditors is ruining a board mostly populated by underage redditors
Like going to chuck E Cheese and telling the kids ball pits are stupid and for children.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4Obccxl_ak
>>7159951
His son isn't nearly as insufferable as he is t b h. Is all the hate just runoff?
