My friend is having a frying party tomorrow and I want to contribute. Currently the only things getting fried are wings and fries. What would you fry up?
Eggrolls are always a big hit.
i'm not coming to your semen festival if you don't have onion rings
Rice balls, potato croquette, zucchini, eggplant, clams
Use your imagination
Beer-battered onion rings.
Prawn crackers
Oreos and Reeses cups
Not ground meat, that's for sure.
>>7137964
Tahitian Cheese Bings.
corn dogs are perfect for parties to be honest
>>7137977
Beer battered button mushrooms, on the subject of beer batter.
Those little fucks are delicious.
>>7138022
I feel like you're trying to keep something good away from me, so now I'm going to try it
>>7138067
Mix it up with salt pepper onion some herbs and an egg.
Shits cash
>>7137964
Shrimp, clams, and spring rolls.
>>7138067
Croquette.
Fry biscuit dough and dust it with granulated sugar. Bring the Chinese buffet experience to your friend's house.
veggies of all kinds, cauliflower, carrots, broccoli, onions, green beans you name it
Perogys are always good but can be hard on the oil
Mozzarella sticks
Shrimp
Zucchini
Mini-chimichangas
Churros
>>7137964
Tempura asparagus
Twinkies
Motherfucking fried Mushrooms and Zucchini Sticks. Those are both GOAT. Fried mushrooms, especially. Just make a beer batter, dip them in it, and fry away. Toss the zucchini sticks (but not the mushrooms) with a little seasoned flour before coating in the beer batter.
>>7137964
ice cubes
>>7138496
Kub bread sucks. Natural Bakery >> * > shit > Kub
>>7139139
>YYYEEAAHH MOTHAFUCKIN GODDAMN ZUCCHINI AND MUSHROOMS SO BADASS WITH BEER BATTER
no just... just stop trying to make it sound cool, it's embarrassing
>>7139248
Not him but what the fucks your deal? Got shoved into a locker? Magic card torn in half by a jock?
>>7139254
What are you, his bitch boy? Fuck off
>>7139265
Go jack off man, you'll feel better.
>>7137964
>jalapeno poppers
>battered zucchini
>battered jalapeno rings
>beer battered fish (preferably fresh caught)
>beer (not fried)
>>7139493
>beer (not fried)
Sounds like a quitter's words to me
A big bit of ocean fish like marlin or sale fish..
Hot, fresh chips
One month wup
>>7139248
How does it feel to be morbidly obese?
SCOTCH EGG
>>7139550
WTF am I looking at.
>>7139576
Eggs wrapped in bacon
>>7139576
SCOTCH EGG
crab legs
>>7139579
How do you do it so it's not cooked through?
>>7137964
pizza
oreos
sausages
chocolate
ice cream
make a tempure and fry all the random vegetables you can find
>>7137964
is this really a thing in scotland?
>>7139587
three minutes or so
>>7139599
You can't batter a raw egg.
Do you, say, just barely hard boil it, then batter it, then finish it in the fryer?
Yeah, boiled egg just to where the whites are set.
Wrap in breakfast sausage and then roll in
herbs
flour
beaten egg
breadcrumbs
in that order.
Fry until outside is crispy and sausage is cooked.
>>7139248
Oh no! Someone is acting enthusiastic about something they like!!! CALL THE FUN POLICE NOW!!!
Do you need a whaaaaaaaaaaaambulence, sir?
>>7137964
Why is it not called a deep-frying party?
>>7137964
OP, your pic looks delicious. How was the browning accomplished? Was it deep-fried in oil or something? Thanks.
>>7139724
>deep fried in oil
As opposed to what?
>frying party
Why are Americans so disgusting
>>7139729
Yeah yeah, I get it, semantics and all that shit. You are so clever, I bow down to you, Mr Wizard. People know what I mean. Thanks for your input, though, senpai.
>>7139724
looks like smoked chicken i buy at a supermarket to me
>frying party
Jesus Christ America
>>7139749
for cooking Scottish cuisine?
>>7139729
Tallow maybe?
Bring a bucket of batter and just fry anything and everything you find at his house
>>7139724
I meat-glued two turkey breasts together, meat-glued the skin to the loaf, sous vide it, then deep fried it
>>7139801
Fondue originated in Europe.
What's your point?
>>7139852
Ah, you're the dude from that thread. I've considered the old meat glue, but I think guests would ask how I did it and as soon as I said meat glue, they would balk at it. Remind me; did you deep fry it after the sous vide?
>>7139866
Wait, you already answered that. Ignore me, I'm being spastic.
>>7139871
I guess people don't realize this, but all cold cuts at the deli are put together using meat glue, maybe remind them of that?
>>7139248
I didnt get that vibe from his post. Fried mushrooms and zucchini ARE good.
Oops, I mean ITS COMPLETELY OFF THA CHAIN! ITS A ONE WAY TICKET TO FLAVORTOWN AND YOURE INVITED! HOW IS THIS OUTTA CONTROL FLAVOR EVEN LEGAL?!?!
>>7139858
Woosh
Alton brown corn dogs
Donuts
Funnel cake
Think carnival food
>>7137964
Mars bars.
Mars bars, deep fried.
Sounds disgusting, but it's not.
DF Mars bars are really just hot, sweet filled doughnuts / churros.
>>7139925
Then they'll just be grossed out by the deli food as well as mine!
>>7140530
Snickers work better due to the nougat being denser. It goes less soupy on the inside.
Ham croquettes
