ITT:Chefs w/ punchable faces

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>>318581678

Why do they allow ugly people on the teevee? Even when it's been shown beyond a shadow of a doubt that they have no charisma or discernible talent beyond shilling baking paper and their own overpriced, lacklustre restaurants?

>>7130376
she went blonde

and she looks older

Guy firey

>>7130488
What the fuck did you just say

Every judge on Chopped ever.

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>>7130542

Honestly everyone in the picture meets the criteria except Zakarian, and I'm sure tons on /ck/ find him punchable.

>>7130544
Geoffrey Zakarian is by far the most punchable of them, in my opinion.
I like Chopped but Food Network is the biggest bunch of arrogant pricks. Case in point: Food Network Star.

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>>7130544

> not liking marcus samuelsson

>>7130544
that indian lady when she speaks makes me want to really just end it all

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>"These are the people that I ride with every day"

I can't think of any chefs but I fucking hate seeing that whiney faggot Aziz Ansari on Mind of a Chef.

>>7130544
spanish guy on the top left is ok from what i remember

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>>7130661
Besides wanting to suck his mom's teets constantly, sure, whatever friendo

>>7131281
holy shit, I had no idea this dude had tattoos

what a loser

>>7131286
>have body type of 60 year old woman
>act tough
lol spics

>>7131281
Oh man I'm never going to look at that guy the same again.

>>7131281
>yo ese you cook?

>>7131281
i really hate my life now more than ever

>>7130614

Well I want to put my dick in her mouth whenever she says "pancake."

>>7130376
I wish I could shit down this cunts throat. I hate her so goddamn much.

>>7132884
I'd pay to watch that, she looks pretty terrible.

>>7130413
he ate at the restaurant i work at last week, he is a well-known coke addict

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Punch with muh cock

>>7132905

Interesting. Though I'm guessing 98% of TV "celebrities" are. Let alone celebrity chefs.

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Everytime he adds a "tex mex flair" to any dish that is not tex mex.

Which is all the time.

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>>7132908
Well in that case...

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No one yet, seriously?

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>>7133269
he isnt a chef anymore senpai

>>7130376
If you tried punching Alex Guarnaschelli I would hunt you down to the ends of the earth. There would be no place you could escape my wrath. I would damn your soul to a million years of anguish.

>>7131281
Who is that? The Prison Chef?

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>>7133619
I'm guessing your "wrath" is a few limp wristed slaps on the shoulder and chest before you tire out and collapse like Mr. Burns.

>>7131281
Chef de meth

>>7133269

What's wrong with Basedain? He'd fuck your shit up if you threw a punch. I like him anyway.

>>7133952
If by "fucking my shit up" you mean he'd stumble and spill his drink on my shirt then I agree.