I will be in the great land of freedom and burgers for the next 2.5 weeks, and I want to have some suggestions on what I have to try to:
>a) understand all that hype around fastfood this place seems to have
>b) see that the US is not only the land of fat and sugar as it is often implied, but actually does offer some nice food
>c) see that the US is really a very very fat and gluttonous nation, and I am very happy to be european
I will be in Las Vegas and San Francisco.
Obviously, I am in hotels, so I cant get stuff in the supermarket that would require preprations, so I am looking for ready to eat stuff like candies, but also restaurants, fast food or real food, that will break and reinforce my prejudices.
Eat a new york pizza and chigago pizza then post your favorite here
>i'm going to try to disprove the idea i already have of american food as nothing but fat and sugar by buying candy and pre-made shit, and eating fast food
>>7128040
when youre in san fran....you will order the seafood chipinno and you will have the best seafood soup of your entire miserable life
>>7128040
Eat a dick. I'm guessing you'll enjoy that most.
>visits the worst cities in the US
fuck the faggy coasts. Come to the rural south my friend
>>7128040
if you need someone else to point out the difference between fast food and regular food when traveling abroad, you're more retarded than an "amerifat."
just look at the places that don't appear every 3 or 2 major intersections and there you have a fucking fine dining establishment motherfucker.
if a fucvking 500 lb. landwhale can waddle into the only authentic waffle house in belgium and order authentic Belgian waffles only to say "This isn't as good as IHOP!" and slap the waiter in a frenzy of anti patriarchial fatty rage, how can your "educated" asshole not find it's way to a fine dining establishment in a foreign land?
>>7128119
I don't think they want to get raped, cletus.
Anyway, eat a bunch of Mexican food in California and just go to some decent buffets in vegas
>>7128040
>San Francisco.
If you get to Berkeley, there is a nice, small Ethiopian restaurant.
>>7128168
Hey, I've been there. They have pictures of topless women on the walls.
>there's only one ethiopian restaurant in all of berkeley
You're going to see the peaks of amerifats at it's finest in vegas. If you want a decent but overpriced buffet try the wicked spoon in the Cosmopolitan. If you want the real spectacle go down to Freemont street and watch through the window of the heart attack grill as 300+ pound behemoths get on a scale to see if they qualify for a free meal where everything is fried in lard or has buttermilk. Head further down the street to the container park and you can actually get some cheap healthy meals as well.
>>7128190
Dude, that's cool! I went there three years ago because my cousin was graduating from Berkeley. Their food was spicy, but super good. I have been looking for Ethiopian places since.
How many times have you been? Why did you choose Ethiopian?
>>7128040
>Las Vegas and San Francisco
First, stay away from the fast food.
Vegas: It's a gambling town, and Nevada doesn't really have a distinctive regional cuisine. However, some of the casinos go all out and run some world class restaurants.
Go with - Prime rib steak dinners, ANY steak dinners, Tex-Mex / Mex-American foods from a good place, pulled pork BBQ, BBQ spare ribs, BBQ chicken, BBQ brisket
San Fran: This is another part of the country that doesn't have a distinctive regional cuisine, however, it does have a huge Asian immigrant influence.
Go with - Seafood, Chinese food, Japanese food, steak dinners, artisan pizza, Mex-American food.
San Fran pizza joint: http://tonyspizzanapoletana.com/
There's plenty of quality restaurants in both places, so if you eat any shit food, it's on you.
>>7128163
>going to San Francisco, the faggot capital of North America
>doesn't want to get raped
Pick one.
>>7128333
>that doesn't have a distinctive regional cuisine
cioppino
farm to table
sf sourdough
pretty much the birthplace of american chinese food
mission burrito
>>7128040
Fisherman's Wharf in Frisco. Tourist-y but the seafood is excellent, particularly the soups and chowders. And sourdough bread, which I don't usually like, but it's so great in Frisco you ought to try it regardless.
Chinatown can be a blast.
Is "Greens" still in operation at Ft. Mason? If so, see if they still offer lunch, which was semi-affordable. This is decades ago... I stopped visiting Frisco.
>>7128040
Sonofabitch, Greens is still there:
http://greensrestaurant.com/sample-menus/#tab-id-3
Worth checking out.
Freemont street LV go to Pizza Rock and get detroit style add ham.
Buffet LV go to the wynn.
SF Naan and Curry. Its BYOB so go to the supermarket down the street and pick up some beers then go. Fantastic vindaloo.
If your on a bus and stop in Santa Maria CA, get some tritip.
>>7128040
If you're in San Francisco go to Ike's Sandwiches. To this day I haven't had another sandwich that compares. Be aware that the sandwiches are over 1000 calories though.
>>7128347
It's not a faggot capital anymore. Only the rich can afford to live and stay in SF. Now it's a tech bro shithole thanks to the mayor sucking Google's cock.
>>7128348
>cioppino
First, it's a dish, and second, never heard of it, and neither has anybody else outside of San Franciso.
>farm to table
Unique to urbanites only, country people have been growing their own food and raising their own animals since...forever.
>sf sourdough
No different than Wisconsin, Missouri, or Vermont sourdough
>pretty much the birthplace of american chinese food
All of which can be found in any major city with a Chinese population, like NYC
>mission burrito
Little different than any other burrito you could get in any other Mexican joint.
San Francisco has good restaurants, but there isn't anything unique about any of the foods there, and there is no such thing as "San Francisco" cuisine anywhere outside of San Francisco. If anything, outside of the basics like steak, and seafood, people will find bastardized and inferiror versions of other regions styles and cuisine, like most American cities.
>>7128523
>First, it's a dish, and second, never heard of it, and neither has anybody else outside of San Franciso.
that's what makes it distinctive and regional, silly billy
>Unique to urbanites only, country people have been growing their own food and raising their own animals since...forever.
Put theirs is highly processed
>No different than Wisconsin, Missouri, or Vermont sourdough
Those shit places don't have a bacteria named after them.
>All of which can be found in any major city with a Chinese population, like NYC
And you can find Italian, BBQ, Mexican, etc. everywhere. Chinese food is the best in SF.
>Little different than any other burrito you could get in any other Mexican joint.
Because those Mexican places copied it.
>San Francisco has good restaurants, but there isn't anything unique about any of the foods there, and there is no such thing as "San Francisco" cuisine anywhere outside of San Francisco. If anything, outside of the basics like steak, and seafood, people will find bastardized and inferiror versions of other regions styles and cuisine, like most American cities.
You can say this about anywhere in America.
eat shit and die, we dont want you hear
>>7128523
>there is no such thing as "San Francisco" cuisine anywhere outside of San Francisco
What is a mission style burrito?
>>7128040
OP get a burrito while you're in SF. I recommend Pancho Villa Taqueria but there are plenty of places that make a good one. You should also get a Korean Steak sandwich from Rhea's Deli.
>>7128523
>i've never heard of cioppino
>therefore nobody else has heard of cioppino
>it doesn't matter that it's served in seafood restaurants across the country
>>7128609
>Salty because he can't get his dick sucked
Funny how OP isn't coming to visit your little town with such amazing food
>>7128542
>that's what makes it distinctive and regional, silly billy
Ok, but it's still a "dish", not a "cuisine". Do you understand the difference?
>>All of which can be found in any major city with a Chinese population, like NYC
OK, you can find the food there. that's not the same as a "birthplace".
>>Little different than any other burrito you could get in any other Mexican joint.
Lol, "mission style" burritos are quite different from what you'd get in Mexico, or even at a Tex-Mex place.
>>7128609
>being proud that he hasn't even visited major cities in his own country
Just because you're from hicksville whoknowswhere doesn't mean the rest of the country is as ignorant as you.
ONLY EAT MEXICAN FAST FOOD
LITERALLY DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING ELSE.
>>7128609
>About the only thing most Americans know about San Franciscans is that they eat a lot of dicks.
This.
That and the bums. LOTS of bums shitting up the place.
I don't think americans are fat diabetics because our food is so calorie dense and fat and sugary, not more so than anywhere else.
its just that we eat too much of it.
yesterdays I stopped at arbys ON THE WAY to mcdonalds
>>7128625
hicksville is in nassau county
>>7128347
It's actually minneapolis now
eat everything. literally always order something different and eat at a different place every day. you be the judge
>>7128609
>You could call it the dick eating capital of the nation...
They do eat a lot of dicks in San Francisco.
A LOT of dicks.
Pic related.
>>7128699
hnnng
those bulges
i love bulges
>>7128040
Avoid candies in general unless you want bad memories, but make sure you don't miss out on the donuts.
>>7128609
This.
>>7128040
freedom
>>7128609
>About the only thing most Americans know about San Franciscans is that they eat a lot of dicks.
Mid-west checking in.
Can confirm.
Sadly, you're going to two of the worst cities in the US for American food.
Neither LV nor SF have much in the way of roots, you see. They're flowers in a vase, replaced when they've lost their colour, rather than a properly cared for potted plant. For actual American food, you need to go to a city where people are actually born, grow old, die and get buried there. A place where generations and generations of the same family live in somewhat close proximity. A place with roots.
Generally, those who live in SF and LV are transplants and few-to-none are lifers.
That's not to say the food is bad. It's not. It's just not American food. There's very good foreign food, nouveau cuisine and fusion places in both SF and LV, but precious little in the way of actual American cuisine, sorry.
In N Out (LV)
Ghiradelli Square (SF)
>>7128040
OP Go to Stage Door, it's right behind the Flamingo. It is the definition of dive bar, sells hot dogs for like $1.
>>7128523
>He doesn't know about Rice-a-Roni, the San Francisco Treat
ding ding
McDonalds
Weinerschnitzel
Costco pizza and hot dogs
Panda Express
In-N-Out
Five Guys
Popeye's Chicken
Bubba Gump
Olive Garden
honestly the best food America has to offer
>>7128040
The hype around fast food is /ck/ being dumb, most of the stuff that gets a ton of threads devoted to it is shit.
San Francisco has way better food on average than Vegas. If you want a good burger, go to Burgermeister in San Francisco. You should also go to St. Francis Fountain on 24th street for a really good, very American breakfast when you're there. Get the "Chef's Mess" to truly experience fatty American breakfast. Also try weird ice creams from Bi-Rite and Humphry Slocombe.
>>7129201
Getting away from the downtown part of SF really helps.
If your trip is focused on food (hell, if you're really into food), then have some antacids with you.
Not sure if it's posted yet but try Carl's junior when you're in San Fran the logo is a giant smiling star and also try out In n' out
Visit one of Tony Gemignanis places for world class pizza. I think he has several in San Fransisco.
>>7128040
I have nothing to contribute as my familiarity lies in the east coast and chicago, but I do want to comment on the quality of your post. In particular,
>break and reinforce my prejudices
I like how open minded you are. I hope you enjoy your trip. Carry on.
>>7128040
Despite all the hype and memes fast food gets, there's other things to get here.
Try to get info on local places
>>7128193
>the heart attack grill
Holy shit!
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw2eAf8EnlQ
That looks like exactly what I am looking for (for the bad part of my trip…), but actually, they even describe it as tasty, so I guess I try that.
>In N out
>Five guys
already heard of that, so Might check it out
>dicks in SF
Not really to my taste, but well, if you are in rome, do as the romans?
>non authentic stuff
Already guessed so much, but it seems like the fact that that "ethnic" restaurants exist and are good, can probably be put on the good side
>>7130590
>I like how open minded you are. I hope you enjoy your trip. Carry on.
Thanks. I just want to see where all this jokes and memes come from (because there must be a truth to it), but I am also aware that the "media" does not 100% depict reality, so I need to see the other side too.
>>7128040
Before I read your post I figured it would be San Francisco. Prepare to eat semen you fagget.
>>7131554
Please don't judge my country on the shit fast food /ck/ likes to make terrible threads about for whatever reason. Try it, but then try some non-chain food.
Why do yuros give such a huge shit about the US of A?
>>7131554
If you want to see another side to things here's just one. The new york times is full of shit.
http://www.drudgereport.com/
Remember, that's just one. A lot of us use English and Asian papers, there is no one best source of information, it's best to get information from multiple sources then decide for yourself what works best for yourself.
>>7128040
Really the thing that Americans are best at is appropriating the shit out of other cuisines. SW cuisine is cool though. It's kind of like Tex-Mex that hasn't been thoroughly corrupted by consumerism [spoiler]yet[/spoiler]. Santa Fe is a fantastic food town. I bet Las Vegas will have some of that stuff too, but you'll probably want to look for diner stuff as opposed to the big "haute cuisine" adaptations of SW food.
As for SF, there'll probably be good chinese/japanese food. Awesome seafood, too.
>>7131648
fuck off and go occupy something you faget hippy scum.
>>7131648
do you wear a pleather jacket with a white A in a circle?
>>7129563
No it doesn't.
>>7131656
>>7131660
I'm a hippy for thinking that Americans have a tendency to co-opt and demean certain food traditions for the sake of mass appeal?
Would y'all be less offended if I told him to go to Chili's or Olive Garden?
Or did you want me to tell him to go to a BBQ joint in San Francisco or Las Vegas?
America has a pretty barren food culture. Not as barren as that of Britistan, but who wins if I lie about that fact?
>>7131623
It was an American that went to the effort of creating that image that supposedly demonstrates how they don't care. The irony.
>>7131695
>copying and pasting flags
>effort
I guess for someone with an 8 hour work week, yeah, that counts as effort.
>>7131694
>America has a pretty barren food culture
wow
>>7131694
You're really out of touch with reality. You have no idea what you're talking about. None at all.
>>7128168
Yeah national geographic niggers, real appealing to be on the walls of a restaurant. No, just no. I don't pay those faggets for their PC bullshit.
>>7131694
>I'm a hippy for thinking that Americans have a tendency to co-opt and demean certain food traditions for the sake of mass appeal?
No you just sound naive and ignorant. It seems like your knowledge of food doesn't go much farther than chain restaurants. Cultures co-opting and adapting another cultures cuisine to their own tastes is one of the oldest tricks in the book of life. And if you STILL have a problem with that you're going to have a full on heart attack if you travel to, say, Japan and see what their take on western cuisine is like. Then again, you probably only think whites can co-opt cultural trappings
>>7131699
Work smart not long, don't be a retard.
Why the fuck would I want to work shit long hours when I can get the work done in less time and be done with it?
You fuckin' dumbass.
>>7128040
>yuropoor
They won't let you in because they fear you will overstay your visa.
>>7131744
That's not why they suckup to islamics, same here in the states, it's because they're engratiated with CAIR money and afraid of speaking the truth about what islamics are.
>>7131744
http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/index.html#Attacks
>>7129418
>Texas reporting in.
>Can confirm that the only thing San Francisco is known for is, indeed, dick eating.
Vermont reporting.
Agree with Texas.
San Francisco is well known for dick eating, and little more.
At least we have maple syrup and skiing here.
>>7131694
>I'm a hippy for thinking that Americans have a tendency to co-opt and demean certain food traditions for the sake of mass appeal?
Hippy?
No.
Idiot?
Yes.
EVERY culture does that. Most people associate Italy with pasta and noodles.....that they stole from China. Your SW food? Yea, that came from Spain, and was corrupted by those that settled in Mexico.
Everybody takes everybody else's shit and adapts it to their environment, moron.
>>7131694
>>America has a pretty barren food culture.
>This is what people that have never traveled outside of the U.S. actually believe.
It's almost like you should take food suggestions from people who have lived in SF rather than people from Texas or Vermont or whatever...
But Vermont is right, California tries to manufacture their own syrup and cheese and it is largely shit.
>>7131874
>>Texas reporting in.
>>Can confirm that the only thing San Francisco is known for is, indeed, dick eating.
>Vermont reporting.
>Agree with Texas.
Georgia checking in.
I agree with Texas and Vermont.
San Francisco is famous for dick eating, and little more.
OP, you'll be able to find all kinds of good food in Vegas and San Fransicko, but the only real "American" style you'll find is southwestern style, which is essentially Americanized Mexican food, which is essentially Mexicanized Spanish foods.
One of the good things about the U.S., however, is that there's usually a lot of fairly authentic ethnic foods in any given major city, so even if it has been "Americanized", it's still pretty damn good, and NOBODY does steak like we do.
Try these steaks from a good steak house: Filet mignon, porterhouse, New York strip, and a prime rib.
>>7128040
South Carolina checking in, if you come further South on another trip, be sure to pick up some BBQ.
First time going into /ck/ obviously you do not know shit about food in big cities. San Francisco is easily top 5 in dinning in the United States. The variety and quality of Restaurants can compare to NYC
My Favorite Restaurant in San Francisco Wayfare Tavern. Owned by Tyler Florence.
Best Fried Chicken I have ever eaten
>>7128090
in the entire USA you can't find NY pizza anywhere else than NY? I don't even live in the USA and still get NY(-style) pizza
>>7132325
http://www.yelp.com/biz/escape-from-new-york-pizza-san-francisco-3?osq=new+york+style+pizza
>>7132316
>First time going into /ck/ obviously you do not know shit about food
This is more accurate desu senpai.
Stay and check out the threads about how great the world's worst fast food chains are.
You should have a burrito in the Mission in SF. It isn't "American" cuisine in the sense most people mean, but you won't find them anything like that in Mexico, and they're pretty great.
Definitely get carnitas.
>>7132316
>San Francisco
>Best Fried Chicken I have ever eaten...
Opinion discarded.
>>7128650
Washington-fag here. Going to a concert tonight in Seattle and I'm going to stop at Dicks after the show.
>>7132565
I've been there! It was... alright.
>>7132576
Yeah, it's nothing amazing, but for $5ish at 1am after a show it's pretty darn good.
>>7132584
I mean, it was miles better than plenty of things that get entire threads devoted to them around here.
>>7132316
It really doesn't compare to NYC, the problem with frisco is you have to deal with faggets with chips on their shoulders and have the fagget attitude that I won't pay them for. The folk in NYC are more professional.
frisco = drama scene faggets
NYC = professional
I didn't realize so many people had a hate-boner for SF.
>>7132694
Probably all the LA faggots that hate that norcal exists.
The only other people that hate SF are the homophobic southerners.
>>7134410
This.
>>7134410
What did I ever do to you?
>>7134437
exist
>>7134448
Oh.
>>7128238
>why did you choose ethiopian?
I mean, it's 2015. It's about time we start appreciating african culture.
>>7132714
>The only other people that hate SF are the homophobic southerners.
this sort of attitude is why everyone fucking hates you
the entirety of california should be nuked
>>7134493
>>The only other people that hate SF are the homophobic southerners.
>this sort of attitude is why everyone fucking hates you
>the entirety of california should be nuked
This.
The only other people that are as bad are New Yawkers....but they're usually not as faggy.
>>7134512
this, as a houstonian we have been having somewhat of a feud with nyc for a while, but califags are retarded annoying and I would rather visit nyc for hundreds more reasons besides the people being less annoying. i do not believe in nuking it tho, Id rather gas them all and just take the land as an extension of texas
>vegas and san fran
You might as well kill yourself now. You just entered the worst two shitholes this country has.
>>7134672
We love you too.
I always thought Houstan was cool from the old movie Rollerball.
AC/DC - 'Hells Bells' Live (Houston Energy Rollerball Mix)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oxHCnSJzMc
>>7134702
Fuckin califags don't deserve seat at the table.
>>7134473
>be the current year
> #blackfoodmatters
>>7135074
There's no such thing as "black food", as all "black food" is simply southern food.
The only reason southern food is associated with blacks is because a lot of blacks migrated to northern cities looking for work after slavery ended, and they brought their southern cuisine with them. Northern whites weren't used to seeing southern cooking and simply associated it with blacks, instead of the south.
Fried chicken, collard greens, ham hocks, chitlins, BBQ, ribs, corn bread, cured hams, black eyed peas, okra, everything that is considered "black" or "soul food" were staple foods of whites in the south as well, and it's all simply southern food.
Quit trying to appropriate my culture.
>>7128040
>San Francisco
Two fucking words for you OP
BURMA
SUPERSTAR
There is one Burma Superstar restaurant in SF and one in Berkley
It is the best Asian food I have ever had. Every person I know who has eaten there says it is the best Asian food they have ever had.
GO TO BURMA SUPERSTAR
FAGGOT
>>7128040
When you're in SF, Original Joe's in North Beach is great. House of Prime Rib is fantastic and an excellent value. I'd recommend Joe's of Westlake, but I think they're still closed for renovations.
I am also 80 years old and have tennis balls on my walker.
>>7135135
>has never heard of soul food
opinion discarded
>>7135166
>>has never heard of soul food
That's the name ignorant yankee blacks and whites called southern food when southern blacks moved up north.
>>7128040
There is no hype for fast food. It's simply convenient.
>>7128068
This. Yuropoors are stupid.
>>7135186
>yankee
Eat shit rebel scum
>>7128523
What the fuck does you having heard of it have to do with anything? We're talking about local food dumbass.
>>7131695
>Putting flags on an image
>effort
This is how incompetent yuropoors are
>>7135222
We were talking about REGIONAL cuisine, like southern, Cajun, Tex-Mex, New England, or southwestern, not simply local food dishes in any given city.
Everybody knows San Francisco is famous for eating dicks, but dick eating is their local, not regional, specialty.
>>7135273
That's like saying NYC is not its own region.
>>7135283
>That's like saying NYC is not its own region.
Only in the minds of pretentious urbanites.
A city is PART of a region, not a region in and of itself.
There are dozens of great sushi places throughout the valley, I can vouch for Spicy Tuna as a personal favorite. Chao Thai by UNLV has a decent lunch deal and the food is excellent. Lindo Michoacan in Henderson is fantastic and has a great view of the Strip. I think there's another location in the city proper, but I haven't been to it.
For ridiculously fatty American-style food, Cheeburger Cheeburger and Heart Attack Grill are about as bad as it gets. Cheeburger has a list of like 30 different milkshake flavors. If you want a big breakfast, try out either Blueberry Hill (multiple locations) or Eggworks (multiple locations under different names, I think "The Egg And I" is one?). Both have a kind of rural/antiquated American feel to them, and the food is great.
For fast food, In-N-Out is tasty and abundant in the valley. Roberto's if you want decent Mexican fast food.
As an aside, I recommend you stop off in Chinatown and get some of Ronald's Donuts. They only take cash, but they're so damn good. There are some good places around there as well.
>>7128040
Get some good barbecue. Ribs and brisket
A) you have fast food in your shitty country. Stop trying to make anyone believe how shocked and appalled you are when you go to McDonald's that is pretty much the same as at your home.
B) of course it has good food. Look for highly rated places. If I went to shitstainia, where you hail from, and only go to fast food and chains I'd be sad too.
C) good luck with that. The real fatties are almost all inland, and there are good reasons you listen to American music, eat American food, watch American movies and shitpost on American image boards.
>>7134702
Isn't it nice that we found something in common?
Nyfag here. I don't really have a problem with most of Cali, but based on hearsay and opinions of people I've met from Cali, SF is an overpriced, overrated place. I imagine all the flamboyant shit would get old really quick.
Would want to visit TX some time for the BBQ senpai
Fuckkjjj I'm drunkkkkkkjjj
>>7135074
CMON ITS
2015
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1
5
>>7128040
Try the Shake Shack in LV. They have great burgers.
>>7132325
new york style pizza doesn't exist outside new york. has to be made with city water
>>7135494
Please never leave NYC or speak to someone outside of NYC again.
The water isn't really better.
The pizza is like anywhere else, some good, some bad.
No food in NYC is worth putting up with New Yorkers.
>>7135215
Why the fuck would he bother going to the US anyway if he just goes to the supermarket? He can do that back in Eurostan. He literally lists every option aside from cooking shit himself, since he's at a hotel.
>>7135514
>flyovers
>>7135461
/pol/'s influence knows no bounds.
>>7134410
>>7132694
>>7132714
I'm Dutch and I have visited NYC three times, Newark twice, D.C. once and Philadelphia three times as well now. ALL people there hated Californians.
The only exception was Philadelphians and New Yorkers, who hated each other the most for some reason, and then usually Californians second.
>>7135494
No, New York pizza is made with the water.
New York STYLED pizza is made almost everywhere. Please read posts you are replying to, it makes you look dumb if you don't.
>>7135570
Dunno about the ny-philly hate. Growing up in NY we just shit on New Jersey all the time.
How did you like NYC, dutch anon?
>>7135543
Oh, I'm just memeing. I don't go to /pol/ much.
John Oliver is pretty insufferable regardless.
>>7135576
NYC was really cool. Every time I go there it still blows my mind how you guys built that city. We don't have anything comparable where I'm from, in terms of lay-out and high-rise as well. It's really impressive. The people there are interesting as well, a lot of them feel incredibly rushed, until they get a chance to sit down and then they're very friendly.
The NYC-Philly thing was brought up because I stayed at the Hotel Pennsylvania once and it kinda became part of a conversation.
Food was fucking amazing. I don't fully remember the names of the places I went to, aside from a place called Spinelli's (which was not the best but still really good pizza) and Hooters but we didn't go for the food.
>>7135570
>I have visited NYC three times, Newark twice, D.C. once and Philadelphia three times
I'm sorry for you, anon.
>>7132714
I'm from LA and we don't hate SF or Norcal.
>>7135685
Get your head out of your ass faggot.
Then when its out, eat a dick.
>>7134437
Ruin Seattle, Oregon, Colorado, and Austin.
Move to better states but bring your shitty California attitude with you.
California is like a whole state full of New Yorkers, only instead of being cynical you're all gluten-avoiding hippies. But the same misguided sense of superiority, the same "progressive" attitudes, the same constant patter of bullshit dripping from your mouths.
Fuck California.
Does anyone watch NASCAR anymore?
>>7135724
It's the second most popular sport behind the NFL.
>>7135770
So it's a bit of a meme sport?
>>7135774
In much the same way that water is a meme drink or breathing is a meme activity, yes.
>>7135787
>the apparent size of what 1/2 a cup of ketchup is changes in size for every image, throwing off your perception of each ratio
when will the infographic meme end?
>>7135717
>Ruin Seattle, Oregon
Holy shit this.
Californians are like Muslims. They move from California to escape it, then bring it with them and ruin the places they've escaped too.
>>7135805
It's a 3D infographic represented in the two dimensional space of an infographic. The bottles where 1/2 a cup of ketchup looks smaller are actually bigger bottles just further away.
>inb4 z-axis is a meme
>>7135816
yes, bigger bottles because they are further away from the viewer, despite being a uniform size
You gonna work on that GED soon, you failure?
>>7135787
This is fucking terrible. Just between the "Indian Spiced" and "Bloody Mary" there are errors. Curry powder and celery salt are both 1/2 TSP but the filled in areas are different sizes. The same goes for the ketchup, both are 1/2 cup yet are different sizes. Comparing it to the Mexican, again the 1/2 cup ketchup is not the same filled in size, 2 TBLS of hot sauce are apparently smaller than 2 TSP of horseradish and tabasco.
Also liquid smoke is disgusting and EFSA found it causes cancer.
>>7135825
I can only assume that your special ed art classes didn't touch on perspective, or the fact that objects look smaller the further away they get from your face.
>>7135813
Only people from cali like people from cali
>>7135839
Why are all the nozzles the same size then, anon? Why are the bottles not smaller in width either? You..Do understand perspective from your special ed art classes right?
>>7135847
They were custom made bottles proportioned in such a way that when laid out at precise distances from the viewer, they would all appear identically-sized for the purposes of this infographic.
>>7135692
I'm not from New Yawk, anon.
>>7135657
>going to Hooters for the food
top kek, no one does this.
Anyway, glad you enjoyed your stay. It's a crazy impressive city in terms of engineering and construction; the logistics to make it all happen are pretty nuts. Growing up in the shadow of it (I'm from about an hour east on LI), I guess I kind of got jaded about cities - since NYC is the biggest in the USA. You're right about everyone being too rushed...sometimes that gets a little tiring and you want to just stop them and tell them not to fucking worry so much. But hey, glad you thought people were friendly because that's consistently been the case whenever I've been in NYC (despite its reputation).
I get nostalgic every time I return back to my mother's and have to drive through NYC. Queens and Brooklyn are probably my two favorite boroughs; can't stand Manhattan. What'd you like the best?
I'd love to head over to the Netherlands some day. There's a couple other places I'd like to visit but the Netherlands has always been high on my list, and not just for the hookers.
>>7135717
New Yorker here, pls detail experiences with Califags for scientific purposes.
>>7135494
this is true
>>7128447
Ike's Sandwiches are disgusting over-sauced slop. Only hipsters and morons dine there.
>>7136036
Right. I bet you go to Subway or Jersey Mikes. Tasteless subhuman.
