>Sunblush tomato sause
>Smoked salmon
>Venison medallions
>Cognac-marinated lobster
>Champagne-soaked caviar
>24-karat gold
Would you eat it /ck/? It's only 2800 bucks.
>>7119690
oh man, that gold leaf looks delicious
>>7119690
that crust looks like a catastrofe, so, no.
if you can't get even the coricione correctly, don't bother to call them pizze
t. Italian
>>7119690
No. Those ingredients don't go together at all, the whole thing is just a way to show off how much money you have to piss away on things stereotypically associated with wealth in front of all your trust fund kid buddies.
>>7119708
We call them pizza.
>>7119690
that looks dry as shit and probably tastes like shit.
smoked salmon is one of the worst tasting things on the planet. 2800 bucks you should be using the best tasting fish and it's def not salmon.
>>7119773
Are you kidding me? Cold smoked salmon is one the best things in this planet.
get rid of the salmon, venison, caviar, gold and add some spinach and shallots and ya i'd eat it.
>>7119790
>take the good stuff away
>put on some disgusting shit
You're a weird man.
>>7119690
Gold? Fuck no. That's nigger tier.
>>7119800
>vegetables are disgusting
how's middle school going?
>>7119811
>spinach and shallots are the only vegetables in the world
How's pre-school going?
