>meat is for cold blooded assassins and wild cats >vegetables
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>meat is for cold blooded assassins and wild cats
>vegetables are for skinny hippy vegans and weird people
>chicken is for niggers
>fish is for chinks, literal autists and weird people
>fast food is for lazy fatasses who can't walk
>bacon is for redditors
>bread is for pigeons
>cheese smells disgusting
>anything sweet is for children
>anything asian is for weeaboos
>anything from the other americas is for beanies
>anything from europe is for frechmen or britbongs
>anything from australia is le meme
What are we even SUPPOSED to eat? Eggs, milk and water forever?
a moderate amount of any above you autistic fuck. You don't eat just 1 thing from said above, and if you do then there's your issue.
>tfw you'll never be a cold blooded assassin no matter how much meat you eat
>>7115559
beer, duh
>>7115559
>see picture for thread
>isn't about eating cranes
I feel a strange sense of disappointment.
>>7115559
Is this some kind of synopsis of your current food education? Or are you just weak minded?
Anyway, don't die stupid, I'll give you some pointers:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Food
and that's why I eat alone
>>7117786
>crane
it's a heron you fucking idiot.
You forgot that:
>pasta are for students
>>7115559
Instant ramen and booze, all day everyday
>tfw you're a cold blooded hippie nigger chink pigeon
>>7115559
>Actually giving a shit about the opinions of people on 4chan
Occasionally theres good advice, but most people on here are dumb and think theres only one best way to cook a type of food and theres way too many people here who are excited about cooking their first non-shit dish after watching food wishes/good eats and treat what those guys say as the gospel
>>7115559
cold blooded assassin checking in
