>Zerts are what I call desserts. Tray-trays are entrées. I call sandwiches ‘sammies,’ ‘sandoozles,’ or ‘Adam Sandlers.’ Pizza is ‘za.’ I call cakes ‘big ol’ cookies.’ I call noodles ‘long-ass rice.’ Fried chicken is ‘fry-fry chicky-chick.’ Chicken parm is ‘chicky-chicky-parm-parm.’ Chicken cacciatore? ‘Chicky-cach.’ I call eggs ‘pre-birds,’ or ‘future birds.’ Root beer is ‘super water.’ Tortillas are ‘bean blankets.’ And I call forks ‘food rakes.
>>7112031
Quote from Aziz Ansari, Parks and Recreation.
>>7112031
Aziz isn't a fat faggot. Hes funny
>>7112062
It is a quote from Aziz Ansari, you dumb fucking mouth breather. I don't give a fuck what photo was posted.
>>7112064
Jeez you're dumb
>>7112062
>Aziz Ansari
>Funny
Pick one.
>>7112062
>Aziz Ansari is funny
Back to Reddit with you.
>>7112062
i want normies to leave
>yfw aziz lurks on /ck/
>>7112031
What's the name of the music video from the gif? I Keep wanting to think It's by Rebecca black
>>7112033
Aziz is almost as funny as Dane Cook.
original pasta is best pasta
>>7112184
I'll pick both.
He's great!
>>7112062
Worst ever guest on Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee. That episode was so damn awkward.
>>7112307
>breaddystack a "sandwich"
Still upset about this one, Sandwich is a British town whose name is associated with with the sandwich because one of their earls stuck some meat between two bits of bread once.
>>7112307
kek
>>7112062
this is a better joke than anything that curry nigger has ever said
>>7114158
no shit idiot it's a meme
>>7114146
obviously seinfelds fault tho, jerry is such a awkward guy
