ITT: post diner lingo and have other anon come up with what the meal is
>two kikes and a band aid
>>7103951
>two kikes and a band aid
thats the chef telling you to CLEAN THE FUCKING OVEN and stop crying about your booboo
>>7103951
2 pastramies on rye and the chef's hangover cure
>a Cook out and a superglue
>>7104255
A hot dog and a vanilla malt
>A hockeypuck and a goalkeeper on a diet
>>7104268
Well done steak with mashed potatoes, no gravy
>blonde woman in a red dress
>>7104357
Peeled Banana covered with Ketchup
>>7104357
steak tartare
>Bulimic Chickens in the coop
>Steak alla Americano
>>7104403
Deep fried rare hamburger
>>7103951
two plain bagels and a piece of smoked salmon?
>warm police
Pigs in a blanket
Can this be a thread where I espouse hilarious expressions?
I need two lightbulbs on a raft, a swirly and three orders of toot scooters
Heart attack on a raft the chips of this flavor are awesome
>Why bother?
Decaf coffee
>>7103951
Gimme an Abe Lincoln on a bed of hot coals. Burn it, sink it, and let it swim.
>a clip with half a magazine
>your mother and sister in bed and wet
>a dead indian with blood, shit and vomit
Your fat whore mother
A la mode
>>7104934
Two eggs sunny side up on toast is the lightbulbs on a raft
>>7105141
buffalo sausage hotdog with red bell peppers, steak sauce and guacamole?
>>7105136
>your mother and sister in bed and wet
Deep fried apple pie stuffed with ice cream, covered in caramel sauce.
Two fat ladies and an old romero
>>7105178
nah
red sausage hot dog with ketchup, brown mustard and remoulade
>put out the lights and cry
Three moo cows, one no cukes, one no stinkers, one wet one, four tubers, and four from the vine.
>>7103951
BEHIND!
>>7103951
Two zip zaps in the dryer with artichoke on top of the fridge
One bamboozle in the pot pinbed with a fry lock
Three yokels in a hat with gin on the jacuzzi
Four toads in a pie with one red dog in the bed
Five gloves unstrung laced together
Six figs in a tide with under wood in the stir
Seven tates under the sky with a full moon in broad daylight
Spicy sunny side up egg with toast
A Ferguson Frenzy
>>7107006 Shit, meant to respond here
Spicy sunny side up egg with toast
A Ferguson Frenzy
>>7105195
dead indjun in a canoe.
>It's a meme "American" """diner""" run by """"Mom"""" and ""pop"" with meme named """"""""""Food"""""""""" on the """""Menu"""""
>>7107094
all you can eat fried chicken and free refills on orange soda.
>the whole farm
Eggs bacon sausage and toast
>>7103951
>a limo with two drivers and a side of refugees
>>7107114
an uncut penis with a side of cow jizz.
>>7105190
A good Friday night in.
>>7107122
Where's the beef?
>>7107199
Nigga you don't farm beef
>>7105136
>clip with a half mag
Blt with less meat
>>7107206
How the fuck do you think you get eggs, bacon, and sausage?
pot of jet fuel and two steel beams