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Soft Tofu = Flaccid penis of vegetarian
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>>7093786
Does this qualify as an insult nowadays?

This probably sounded much more funny in your head, didn't it?
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>>7093786
>be any non-asian race
>be in asian restaurant
>order tofu
>they give you extra firm garbage without even asking you

does the restaurant just have shit taste, or was i racially profiled?
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>>7094682

>all tofu needs to be soft
>different cultures dont do things differently
>let me bitch on /ck/

yeah you're fucking retarded
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>>7094690
i mean i always assumed extra firm was the white man's tofu. i wasn't expecting to actually be served that stuff in an asian place
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>>7094698
>i always assumed extra firm was the white man's tofu
Because you're retarded.
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tofu reminds me of brains or somewhat how I imagine the texture and firmness of brains would be
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>>7093786
>Soft Tofu = Flaccid penis of vegetarian
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A passive Asian man can be a source of great satisfaction.
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>>7093816
It's a funny insult. Just take the joke you lettuce eating, tomato growing, calorie watching, decent person who probably doesn't lie on his tax forms.
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But it's not, i mean hell i'm more insulted in the way it's written. There's absolutely no effort put into it and even an eightgrader could come up with something better.
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>>7094992
Butt hurt vegan
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>>7094698
Chinese, Okonawans, Indonesians, have pretty firm tofu as well. Only people I'm aware of using always super-soft tofu are Japanese.
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>>7095872
Okinawans / Ryukians - sorry I'm drunk already.
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>>7095872

The chinese have a tofu so soft its considered a top test of knife skills to be able to cut it
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