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hey /ck/ im having my parents to my apartment for thanksgiving this year and want


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hey /ck/ im having my parents to my apartment for thanksgiving this year and want to impress them

whats a classy wine to have with dinner?
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Screaming Eagle Cab, this impresses the pleb
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>>7091220
Get some Bolla pinot grigio, soave, or chianti, anon.

It's inexpensive, delicious, and doesn't suck ass like most U.S. wines.
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>>7091220
The disappointment they feel for your failures in life cannot be masked by a nice bottle of wine. Dont even bother.
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>>7091220

Flamingo Blush, m8, can't go wrong.
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>>7091259
i wish this wasnt true
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>>7091262
>OPs dads face when
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>>7091220
Forget the wine you are going to need some hard liquor. That way they'll be so shitfaced drunk they won't remember what a crushing disappointment you are.

Source: I do this every time my parents come over. It hasn't failed me yet.
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There's no classy wine. There's just pretention. Something like 90% of sommeliers couldn't tell plonk from quality. So, it's all pretend for the social status.
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My mom likes wine, so I take two buck chuck and pour it into an empty screaming eagle bottle. In college, I would do the same thing with costco vodka and grey goose.
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Whatever compliments the food.
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Beer is better for Thanksgiving.
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>>7091220
Chianti or valpolicella are both reasonably priced and usually very nice imo.
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>>7093829
Also if you have a bit more money to spend barolo is very good.
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