>be me
>order food at pizza hut
>register with e-mail
>get a survey the next day
>"$10 off orders $20 or more"
>that's 50% off if you play your cards right
>play with the online ordering to tweak it
>order pasta, cheese sticks, wings, and a personal pan pizza
>get it almost to exactly $20
>they keep sending me the same survey
>been doing this for months
>>7056650
>>be me
Who else would you be?
>>7056654
Hopefully not you, faggot.
>>7056656
Fight me, you fat, American cunt.
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>order La Rosa's pizza
>don't order it for a while afterwards
>they keep sending me coupons for free entrees and discounts
>they accumulate and one night I cash them all in at once
>get a retarded amount of food for cheap
>try it again months later
>"Sorry these coupons are not valid together"
>I made them aware of coupon loophole unintentionally
>>7056662
Don't bring a knife to a gun fight, kid.
>>7056679
>La Rosa's
I miss Kentucky :(
