What do you guys think about MorningStar Farms® spicy black bean burgers?
They taste like taste
They're good, but kind of overpriced.
>>7049528
Does anybody like them?
>>7049521
they're shit because they have a bunch of additives, artificial flavors, etc. there's way better companies to buy from
>>7049535
It would probably take 20 minutes to make your own and freeze them
I love the Mediterranean ones. Never tried spicy
I use em when sick of eating meat
Stop being a faggot and eat a burger if you want a burger. If you wanna be a vegetarian, stick with that. Don't make fake meat products that don't taste anything like the real thing.
>>7049521
The least time I had a bean burger it gave me the nastiest farts. Not even trying to play on the old stereotype about beans, but these were non-stop, wretched farts for 24 hours. I was afraid to fall asleep because I thought I was going to suffocate.
>>7049521
They're not worthy of being given to feral cats or even wandering raccoons. However the homos in Chelsea or on Christopher Street would probably devour them.
>>7049589
It's hardly an imitation meat product. It's just a patty made of beans
>>7049535
>additives
Salt is an additive, retard. You'll have to actually explain why specific things that are actually in there are bad. "Muh chemicals" doesn't cut it.
>artificial flavors
Sure there's some, but it's very far down on the ingredients list and it doesn't taste very artificial, at least to me. Again, explain to me why volatile compounds that would be in a homemade black bean burger magically become bad when derived from another source.
>>7049589
>>7049597
How pathetic do you have to be to throw a 'tism tantrum anytime a non-meat product gets labeled as a meat product it vaguely resembles? A well made black bean burger (which, admittedly, this isn't) is fucking delicious, and I love beef
>>7049619
it's not about it tasting artificial, it's about it being in there at all. it's completely uneccessary. if you want to eat shit and say "b-but it's only a little bit" then go right ahead. some people actually give a fuck about what they consume.
on another note i'd recommend these, break em' apart in a skillet and throw some organic salsa or veggies with it and it's bretty good
>>7049521
I used to get the giant 1/4 sized ones from costco that have chipotle flavor mixed in. I used to live for these things. I'd eat 2 a day. But then I got so tired of them it's a chore to finish and I had to give them away to a food bank. The pizza ones are better, but I can only find them at Trader Joe's now, which sucks.
>>7049634
>it's not about it tasting artificial, it's about it being in there at all
>some people actually give a fuck about what they consume.
>You'll have to actually explain why specific things that are actually in there are bad. "Muh chemicals" doesn't cut it.
>Again, explain to me why volatile compounds that would be in a homemade black bean burger magically become bad when derived from another source.
But sure, have fun continuing to get duped by a multimillion dollar industry built to capitalize on your ignorance because you're too lazy to look up what xantham gum is.
>>7049657
why are you talking about xantham gum? i literally never mentioned it
>>7049660
Because it's an additive that's in the very burgers you're complaining about having additives? Fine, replace xantham gum with whatever whatever harmless ingredient you've decided is super scary corporate poison
They only sell Yves burgers around here. They're kinda shit, so if I ever want vegan meat I usually buy Tofurkey sausages, which are at least okay I guess.
>>7049668
>vegan
>meat
Is that Bruce Jenner being a girl?
>>7049666
all i'm saying is i'm gonna choose to consume something doesn't have artificial/natural flavor added to it because neither you nor i know what that actually consists of. and the laws are vague so when something says "artificial flavor" it could mean 50+ added artificial ingredients. if you like that, that's fine, i prefer to know what's in my food
http://dailyburn.com/life/health/what-are-natural-flavors/
>>7049689
What are you talking about?
>>7049535
This. I hate that brand so much. I wish it would be banned from stores.
>>7049697
There's no such thing as vegan meat unless you're deluded, deluded as the morons who think bruce jenner is a girl now.
>>7049690
You know you can just look up stuff on the Internet if you ever want to know how the world works, right.
>>7049703
Maybe not, but meat has many definitions. If I said vegan animal flesh, you would have a valid point.
(While we're being pedantic, there is technically a distinction between being a girl and being female.)
Salty and greasy ie good tasting, but expensive for what they are. You can make salty and greasy black beans for cheaper.
>>7049719
ayyy, pick any additive you like mate.
>>7049730
are you stupid? like i'm being serious right now. anon is pointing out how the natural + artificial flavors are UNKNOWN, do you understand?
>>7049730
you dense motherfucker
>>7049730
dis nigga inbred lmao
who you talkin to lil nigga?
>>7049589
But I have gout and need to avoid meat. That being said these morning stars suck, but I can get down on a black bean burger.
When the choice is less meat or less alcohol, I choose the latter.
>>7049740
We know what they are- they're various volatile organic compounds that must be given a GRAS designation to be used in food. Again, stop pretending your own ignorance is a valid argument.
>>7049660
Because it's a butthurt vegan that hates being called out on it's bullshit.
>>7049707
Why the fuck would you want to eat that shit?
Sawdust is relatively harmless too, but I wouldn't want to eat that shit either.
>>7049993
>hey cambells senpai what's in this can of soup
>"VARIOUS INGREDIENTS"
nah, they make companies print out ingredients lists, but they're allowed to list things like "flavours" which seems incredibly suspect. I want to know what I'm eating, tell me what I'm eating or fuck right the fuck off.
>>7050004
>Why the fuck would you want to eat that shit?
I don't know, why would you eat the solid chunks that come out of rancid cow's milk? How about rotten cabbage? Or all the many, many bits of plants we eat the plant makes specifically to keep things from eating it?
>>7050010
>Get's explained what's in there
>WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S IN THERE
>>7050016
What if you have allergies? Eggs and peanuts are "GRAS".
>>7049720
>meat has many definitions
Meat has precisely one definition you mouth breathing millennial spastic.
>>7050026
...And if they're in there, they have to be listed in the "May contain:" section. Christ, have you ever even looked at a food label before? How can you care so much about this and know so little?
I like bean burgers but they tend to be a little pricey
>>7049589
Sometimes you just want something different.
>>7050060
>Sometimes you just want something different.
Is that why you sometimes wear a wig and hang around at truck stops?
>>7050068
He's looking for glory holes.
>>7049521
http://youtu.be/Wq2Thep23qg
>>7049590
That's what these patties do to me. I find the amount of gas entertaining, honestly.
it's easy to laugh at vegetarians for buying them thinking they're changing the planet, but my poor old father buys these not because he doesn't like meat, but because he's a cancer survivor. only buys them with coupons whenever possible since they're just too damn expensive. they look bad, taste bad, smell bad when cooked. just seeing this brand name makes me upset.
>>7049535
Yes. Costs more than the ingredients and shit is in it that no sane man would put into itself unless insane.
>>7049589
>stop appropiating my burger culture!
