Lets talk about JJ's.
My roommate works at JJ's and brings home a lot of the left over subs about once a week.
Is it just me, or do the sub's bread taste like pizza dough? I like it, very unique.
>What is /ck/'s favorite JJ's sando?
Going out for an Italian night club as soon as the pills kick in.
9 with hot peppers and some BBQ chips
Fuck your meatless salad sandwich
>>7042447
>>7042462
hell ya #9 with peppers
mah negros
>>7042442
That's because the bread isn't real bread its a dough product much like pizza loaf
>>7042495
>bread isn't a dough product
>the driest subs ever created: The thread
>>7042508
You like most bread?
It's really hard to describe the bread to someone who hasn't had it.
It's texture is like really fake, processed shit, but someone it's actually alright, and unique to them.
>>7042442
I think what you're tasting is a little extra gluten. They put it in the dough to help it rise, and people put it in pizza dough to help make it stretch w/o breaking.
>>7042523
It tastes 'chemically' to me if that means anything.
my biggest gripe with Jimmy Jews is they don't put enough meat on them
>>7042519
Most but not all fag
>>7042529
This would make since sense I'm very sensitive to glutens
>>7042519
Most bread kinds are OK.
Except for American breads - they're too fucking sweet.
>>7042529
>he thinks gluten is an ingredient to add like salt
G A R G A N T U A N
extra extra cucumbers, extra onions, extra tomatoes, yeah more tomatoes please, extra lettuce
EXTRA hot peppers, hot peppers on the side
A+ only way to do it.
After I order this I usually pull the italian cuts off and eat them like antipasto with the hot peppers and the tomatoes, and then maybe eat a 4th of the sandwich, the rest of which will be consumed for dinner and then for a late meal or breakfast.
Anything else is silly, but the Hunter club is pretty ok as a standalone.
>>7042539
That sounds stupid and you probably look stupid when you eat
>>7042539
Fatso.
I like their subs, but I ask for almost no mayo and they still put a shit ton on. Aside from that it's a great place to grab food from every once in a while.
>>7042537
I have a big old bag of gluten in my kitchen that I add to bread all the time. Are you really on the cooking board and don't know this is avalible? I typically use about 1 tsp per 2-3 cups of flour, sometimes more or less.
>>7042553
>he literally doesn't know that flour contains gluten naturally
Club Lulu
Bread taken out
Add cheese
Extra mayo
Extra tomato
Cucumbers
Ez dijon
Ez sauce
Oregano
Ask for my bread guts because that shit be tasty
This is what I get after my shift. I'll either get the club lulu or the bootlegger, but the modifiers are always the same
>>7042563
Of course wheat flour contains gluten naturally, but have you ever tried to make pizza dough? Make it without a tsp of additional gluten and enjoy your cracker pizza. Seriously, shouldn't you be on /b/ right now?
>>7042537
it is, fucktard.
Currently in the bathroom on my shift at JJs. Honestly if I didn't get discounted sandwiches after a shift and a free meal after 8 hours I probably wouldn't eat here. Granted, it's better than Subway, but if I want sandwiches I'd prefer to make it myself
>>7042587
>Japanese board for the debate of cartoons
You mean "pedo' cartoons", anon.
>>7042590
I should have included that, you're right. Mea culpa.
Their wheat bread is better
>>7042442
They're far too expensive to be made with such cheap ingredients and a small portion.
I'm willing to pay up to $10 for a sub, but it better be big enough that it's two meals. JJ's is small, and it's literally the same Subway food except for the bread....and Subway has a better bread, the Italian Herb and Cheese.
>>7042587
You don't know what gluten is and yet you made a perfect pizza. I'm pretty sure you were quarterback on the high school football team, graduated top of your class, and have 30 confirmed kills too. Don't worry anon, we all believe you, and you're the best!
>>7042662
>you are literally this mad
>>7042676
Not mad, just not buying it.
>>7042442
>left over subs
How the fuck would there be leftovers? You're just shillin.
>2015
>assuming any corporate marketing department does NOT see social media (meaning anything they can fuck and abuse because no regulation) as something they can and therefore must exploit.
Isn't avoidance of spam the whole reason we have to deal with fuckin captcha? Why do they allow this shit?
>>7042447
Pills kicked in.
>>7042442
Has anyone tried JJ's Pepe sandwich? Is it pretty good?
>>7042813
I used to work at a location that was open until 3am since it was downtown in the middle of all the bars. Naturally we would get plenty of drunk or high people come in. Sometimes they would order food and leave before it was done.
Since JJ has such a short delivery range we would get a lot of pickup orders and occasionally nobody would show up for it.
We were all a pretty close group, so a lot of the time the manager or supervisor on duty would just log them as waste and give it to one of us or leave it in the back for everyone. I got a lot of sandwiches that day
>>7042570
Perfection
>>7042813
>Why do they allow this shit?
They don't, advertisements can be reported.
>not going to Jersey Mike's instead
>cardboard tasting bread
>not enough meat
>don't even do the toasted sandwich meme
what's the big deal about this place? is it just because they deliver?
maybe I just had bad luck with locations. I remember really liking quiznos but then all the local ones closed, and when I finally found one while I was on trip somewhere it wasn't nearly as good as I remembered.
>>7043171
>what's the big deal about this place?
They give you your money's worth in mayo.
>>7043182
but I don't even like mayo
>>7042442
JJs sucks compared to public subs, I have yet to find a better sub
>>7043186
That doesn't matter.
You have to eat all the mayo.
gonna go ahead and guess that nobody in this thread has baked much bread before, and also there is no such thing as a sensitivity to gluten. the same scientist who said there was a gluten allergy just came out and said he has found that he was wrong and there is no such thing. fucking gluten tards.
>>7042442
It's pretty good for a lazy Sunday hangover as they deliver i always get the gargantuan with hot peppers and an unsweetened tea
Always had friends who worked at JJ's while I was in college so I'd get discount sandwiches all the time.
My favorite combo to get was the Bootlegger with dijon, a bag of salt and vinegar chips, and a cup of Sprite/Sierra Mist (can't remember which they had).
Hangover cure, right there.
>>7043235
>no such a thing as gluten allergy
>no citations
Cool story bro.
>>7043750
it's called google you lazy fuck. i'm not your internet babysitter. if you wanna check facts do it yourself.
>>7043829
You made an outrageous, patently false claim to an established fact
I think you need to cite your sources
>>7043834
info just came out in the last 2 weeks... i don't care what you think. figure it out for yourself hipster.
http://www.forbes.com/sites/rosspomeroy/2014/05/15/non-celiac-gluten-sensitivity-may-not-exist/
there ya go one from 2014 even.....
Sometimes I just want to eat their sub bread with some of their mayo
good shit
>>7042587
>Damage control status: failing
>club cut some oven fresh bread
>sauce & oregano on the bread
>salami with provolone scraps on top
>ez onion add hot peppers
>slide it into the oven for five minutes
>orgasmic
>get to eat toasted jimmy john's and you don't
>>7042442
#9 with Avocado, peppers and Dijon with salt and vinegar chips.
>>7042574
>not liking cracker pizza
the pepe is great. ham and bacon, even better with avocado added
>>7043192
Did you mean Publix*?
>>7042838
Next time I'll save a quarter for a mid-night snack. It was a little too much for me.
Guess I'll be going to bed without having anything other than a #9, some pills, and vodka for the day.
>>7042587
youre stupidity knows no bounds anon, are you an aussie? if not you should go be with your retard tier shitposting brethren
This thread was fucking made for me. You can buy a loaf of "day old" bread from JJ's for 50 cents and since I'm poor as shit and it's right off campus, I often swing by in between classes and do just that. I probably look like a fucking retard walking around eating a loaf of bread but I can focus on classes better when I'm not hungry and it tastes good as hell.
>>7044484
>every fucking JJ thread
>>7043834
You're thinking of celiac disease mate, where if you eat gluten you get seriously fucked up
New age "gluten sensitivity" is bullshit that hipsters made up
>>7042541
>implying eating that in public
>>7044525
>knowing you eat like an autistic lard ass
>still doing it
>knowing you eat like an autistic lard ass
>assuming everyone that sees you doesn't already assume that
When you're too embarrassed by how you eat, what you eat and/or the amount you eat, you have a fucking problem.
>>7044539
Why would I care?
>>7044548
Because you have a fucking problem. You're gross. When people talk about gross people with gross habits, that's you. Maybe you take a shower every day, good for you. By doing that does that make you feel like you are better than others like you? The way you eat is fucking disgusting and even if someone were to love you one day outside of your family, they'd start to get disgusted and tired of your sandwich deconstruction autism. And that's not even mentioning how much you are fucking eating. But it's vegetables, right? So it's okay. Yes, eating three times the amount of vegetables of normal healthy people must be healthy. You have a fucking problem. If you think this "isn't that bad" you're in for a real shocker, when they have to literally shock your heart back into motion, anon. But you don't care. Why would you? You've been slowly killing yourself for fucking years and you just keep pushing the thought out of your mind year after year. "It's not that bad, it's just bread and meat and a pound of vegetables, that's perfectly reasonable and not at all connected to my inability to control my insatiable appetite". This kind of shit is why you are fucking fat and have a life so worthless you feel comfortable ignoring all the problems just so you can order another G A R G A N T U AN extra extra cucumbers! extra onions! extra tomatoes! yeah, i need MORE tomatoes please, and extra lettuce and EXTRA hot peppers- fuck of a sandwich, just so you can tear it apart again since your fucking mouth can't even fit around what you ordered and deconstruct it into some perceived facsimile of what you believe a healthy and normal meal looks like.
>>7044548
I guess my life isn't so shitty, so I have the time and luxury of being able to observe just how shitty yours is. Maybe you should care about yourself a little and make a change, instead of people on an anonymous betsy ross quilting group message board, do.
>Inb4 I'm not fat, this is like literally all I eat all day when I get it!
>Inb4 I never asked you to care, I'm happy just how I am!
Fucking cut it out already.
>>7044484
Fuck, fresh jj bread almost seems like day old - it's kind of the appeal.
The one thing I miss about living in France is that you can get an entire fucking fresh baguette for not much more, and walk around eating it like it's no big deal, because it's the best bread in the world.
>>7044583
daaaaaaamn
>>7044583
>>7044548
BTFO
Just got some jimmy johns for lunch. Mine is the one with the hot peppers
>>7046220
There she is. I really like jimmy John's bread. It's got a little chew to it. Makes a great sandwich
>>7044157
What are you even talking about?
Some anon here told me to get the Vito with mayo and hot peppers. Haven't looked back since.
Thanks based anon.
>>7046220
>tip 0.00
>>7046385
A delivery driver was leaving the store as I was walking in and he didn't say "welcome to Jimmy Johns" so no tip this time
>>7046272
I think JJ is pretty bland though serviceable, but you're right about the bread. It's not the best in the world, but it's chewy enough to be interesting.
>>7042442
I fucking hate them. They make my sandwiches wrong every time.
Last time I was there I asked for a $9 (italian/vito) and they gave me a fucking turkey sandwich. Completely different sandwich. And it wasn't over the phone or anything, I ordered IN STORE and I know the sandwich guy heard me.
Oh and another time I was there the sandwich guy was this nigger who was eating food from the sandwich line with his hands. I turned and walked out.
I always ask them to cut sandwiches in half too and they NEVER do it.
Another time I ordered at 2 am from a store right by me and it took - no joke - 2.5 hours for the sandwich to come.
Fuck JJ's.
Jetting them cut in half sounds like a good idea. I will ask them to do that at work tomorrow and report back.
I will also try the Vito, better be good.
>>7046457
Not the Vito. The night club
Just say 9 with hot peppers
>>7044412
Livin' the dream meign.
>>7046272
fucking gross looking. Why the fck would I order jimmy johns subs with cheap ass ingredients when I could get a publix sub for like a dollar less with way more food and variety to it
I'm not paying that much fucking money for cheap bread, lettuce tomato and mayo that i hate. People here in Alabama are crazy for it just because they deliver fuck that its horrible food and overpriced as fuck.
Its along the lines of 5 Guys in terms of subs
>>7046536
Taste is subjective. Some people prefer Jimmy Johns. Sorry you're so offended but nobody is forcing you to participate in this thread
>>7046565
nobody prefers jimmy johns to a publix sub that is retarded
people are just too lazy to go to publix stand in line and order it
jimmy johns uses the absolute cheapest worst ingredients and only can use basic vegetables and mayo
at publix you can get boars head meat, tons of types of gouda and other wierd cheeses, they'll toast it, they have olive oil and vinnegar, horseradish, 3 types of mayo, tons of vegetables and if you DO feel like a fatty you can still get a fried chicken sandwich
>>7046586
Agreed that Publix sub is god tier. I was eating those for a solid decade and loving it. Then I moved to Chicago. Now I eat a jj sub because it's right around the corner and the closest Publix is like 1000 miles away. Stop bragging.
>>7046586
Publix is only in 6 states and 5 of them (including yours) are flyover states. What are you hoping to accomplish with your posts? You're not going to change anybody's mind. The thread is about Jimmy Johns queer, not publix. If you feel so passionately about it why don't you go start a thread about publix and how much better you think it is than jimmy johns?
>>7046599
here in Alabama people will just order JJ because its convenient and then I come in after my drive to Publix and people drool over my italian sub going "WUT IS THAT UGGHHHH" and then continue to spend 9 dolalrs on shit sandwiches with mayo like plebs
>>7046613
regardless of where publix is, jimmy johns is still overpriced shit LOL
>>7046599
>publix
pleb
>>7046617
>Here in Alabama
Irrelevant
fyi they're changing their bread. change should be completed once all jjs have gone through their old bread inventory.
from what i saw it's way more complicated to prepare and will most likely taste different.
>>7042442
Generic crap, not worth a second thought. Same ingredients 711 sandwiches are made from.
>>7046586
Do JJ and Publix even exist in the same places?
I've only just discovered Jimmy John's driving through flyover, but looking it up Publix just sounds like a Southern hick thing.
Pretty pathetic argument, honestly.
>>7043064
wait
>We were all a pretty close group, so a lot of the time the manager or supervisor on duty would just log them as waste and give it to one of us or leave it in the back for everyone. I got a lot of sandwiches that day
>I got a lot of sandwiches that day
Did you work for one day? If so, how were you a pretty close group? ?confused?
>>7044407
it's okay. He is inner city. He thinks "Publix" is plural and for a singular one it is "Public" You aren't his teacher so he will spout some crazy BS in return if he can figure out how to get back to here. I would just let it go.
>>7046385
See how it says "INSHOP" and not ***DELIVERY***? Do you normally tip workers inside for making your food in line? Just wondering.
>>7047712
"I don't like the name of a place so I will say it is a southern hick thing instead of actually looking into it and will look completely fucking retarded on the internet with my retarded ass statement" Not even the guy you're replying to.
>>7048428
Well, he isn't wrong
>>7043138
>EVER going to Jersey Mike's after trying it once.
That place is pure shit. Least viable major sandwich chain in the States. It will die out in less than a decade.
>>7048961
You're joking right? Its the only decent sandwich place around here, sure its a bit more expensive than say subway(which is fucking garbage) but god damn does it taste good
Where else can you go for a quick sandwich that isn't shit?
>>7043127
which one is that?
>>7048426
tipping inshop is not common but when it happens there's supposed to be a way to enter said tip in the machines, for tax collection purposes. i don't know anything about tax laws regarding tips, but the IRS regards it as taxable income.
none of my drivers ever claim more than four dollars in tips and i doubt most people who work in positions that accept tipping ever report said income.
>>7046586
This. Only ate at JJ's once, but it was a horrible experience.
>>7042539
I have had that once and regretted it. Too much everything. Salt overload from the cured meats.
