Hi /ck/ I am on a trip to India right now and I thought you'd like to see what I'm having for lunch. It's authentic Indian curry! Yum
Almost exactly what I'd picture a food pic from india would look like.
Sans flies and rat shit.
>>7036315
POO
Looks like palak paneer...
>>7036334
poo-lak poo-neer
>>7036344
There's nothing subtle about indian food, m9
>>7036348
To the unrefined palate I suppose.
>>7036315
Next time take a pic before you eat it, not after you've shitten it back out.
>>7036353
This is a before piture, retard.
>>7036315
We live next to an Indian take-away and I find your picture very intriguing, OP. The messier the tastier, ay?
>>7036315
You're going to get diarrhea, because you're eating someone's diarrhea
>>7036315
Wow looks like someone shit in the bowl and called it food
would not feed to even a brit
>>7036368
luckily he can just poop in indias many DESIGNATED SHITTING STREETS
>>7036359
>took it literally
The Joke
------------------------
Your head
Eat more human waste, its doing wonders for you.
>>7036377
There is nothing wrong with defecating in the open, it's more natural and cost efficient then a huge system of running toilets and sewers. Toilets are a waste of good water and the Indians know this so they choose not to use them.
is that India's famous poo poo platter?
>>7036400
I think /ck/ is one of the few boards that love to play the devils advocate so often.
Will you be taking part in the local tradition of open air street shitting when you have a rectal blowout an hour later? It's an ancient Indian mating ritual.
>>7036400
Indians don't have good water to be fair
>mfw had to live in india for a month
needless to say, i didnt have a normal poop once
>>7036377
Take your poooo
To the loooooo
>>7036479
DESIGNATED
>>7036377
Fucking kek
>>7036315
Looks really good, OP. Enjoy the trip!
>>7036315
>Indian food: Looks the same going in AND out!
>>7036400
>>7036654
Designated landfills
>>7036400
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixJgY2VSct0
>>7036672
Using sand to cover your feces is very natural and a good way to dispose of feces. Cats naturally do it and so have humans in all 6,000 years of our existence.
>>7036683
There's fucking shit everywhere. You have to be careful where you step cause goddamn it's everywhere
Jesus christ India
>>7036715
I am not american. Was that supposed to offend me? Please, poo in a loo! Loo!
>>7036715
>brown people everyone
Not all of us are American.
>>7036315
I got drunk a few weeks back, and after drinking more until I vomited. I never though "food" could look like someones vomit.
Terrible.
>>7036719
No but USA is on its way to become India. USA just has the luxury of whitewashing problems.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VrUVLpFaUoM
>>7036651
I'm not American. Stop being so obsessed with Americans.
>>7036715
so they put bone fragments in a landfill?
the ganges river has full bodies floating all over the place while people take their baths
>>7036727
All I see is waste being disposed of properly.
India on the other hand put their dead in the same river they poo in!
You tell me which is better
what a shit thread
>>7036763
/ck/ in a nutshell.
>>7036315
When you're climbing up a ladder,
and you feel something splatter........
>>7036753
>throwing garbage on others people's lawns
>properly disposed
USA today!!
Lol poo poo
>>7036414
>authentic
Just curious,
have you ever worried about running out of ethnic friends?
>>7036352
There's NOTHING subtle about the spice profile of Indian food.
I'm not saying it doesn't taste good. It's all heavily spiced and seasoned. It's not subtle.
>>7036860
there is pleanty subtle going on, think about what it takes to balnce complex spice blends and how subtle aditions of spices can nuance a dish, or how there are about 5 ways to aproach the flavour of a single spice ....its dynamic and bold food, but theres alot of subtle layers
Luck sucks
>>7036315
looks like aloo saag, the stes of green make me think its mustard greens and not spinich, so its the north indian version....im more partial o gujrati/south indian saag but most saag is just asuch a comforting food for me
>>7036883
Okay, I'll give your idea a chance.
What are the five ways to approach the flavor of a single spice?
>>7036860
so they pretty much just spice up mushy stuff like toful or someting?
or just rotten meat or whatever they can find
>! Yum
>>7036895
raw and whole
raw and ground
toasted whole
toasted ground
and tadka, which is when you try spices in oil till they pop and then add this fragrent oil(spices and all into the rest of the dish
keeping spices wholevs ground effects weather you get strong pops of flavour or weather you get a more subtle infusion across the dish
toasting spices opens up and changes the flavours of most spices
indian dishes often rely on adding different spices, in different expresions at different stages across a dish, its about layering spices to get a kind of symphonic efect
>>7036883
is this a joke. are you that retarded. that slop shit you posted is not refined its probably some combination they buy premade or have some elder person in their family make. you might as well be shilling for McCormick.
>>7036910
yes there are gommon preground mixes, and people more or less inclined to use them more
but there are totaly loads of indian cooks who do mix their own masalas(much like the people who taught me)
>>7036922
yes but its not hard to learn. you acted like its a fucking mirracle that the spice profiles could go together. I could literally sit in a room full of available spices for a day and come up with hundreds of combinations that have great flavor.
>>7036933
its not just figuring out what spices taste good togethor..its balancing amounts and ordering the aditions properly
>>7036933
thats like sayig "i can sit at a piano and come up with loads of good sounding chords" yeah, thats easy but it hardly makes you Rachmaninoff
americans being massive plebs about indian food is so depressing. indian food is literally the bomb.
>>7036315
Recently got back from NYC where I ordered Indian from the 2nd highest rated (Yelp) Indian in my area in Queens. Was absolutely disgusting. By far the worst Indian I've ever had. The place wouldn't stay open for a month in London. This might go some way in explaining why the Americunts on this board don't like Indian food.
>>7036952
one of these things IS EXACTLY LIKE THE OTHER.
>>7036962
but its not. finding the chord and using it over and over again is exactly what food would be. unless some of this curry is like an everlasting gobstopper from willy wonka where it completely changes its flavor profile repeatedly in the one single bite.
>>7036970
food in general is much more complex than you're giving it credit for. the way you process the spices in indian food affects their flavour. the quantities you use relative to the other spices affects the flavour. the fat content, the water content, the length of cook time, the exposure to different levels of heat/bulb temperatures. there is a combinatoric complexity to it. it isn't just 'cumin and coriander iz gud'
>>7036964
>literally
>>7036970
it does change taste when you consider eating things with chutneys pickles, yogurt sauces, choices of breads or rices, acompanying side dishes, or eating as part of a thali style meal where there is a veriaty of dishes
indian dishes dont just play they same chord over and over, they augment chrds, come back in a minor, play it again sharp or flat
some well prepared indian meals may have more distince flavours than some whole restaurant menus may have
>>7036980
have you ever been in a test kitchen... it sounds like you haven't. given the resources and time its VERY easy to come up with dishes that taste very good. and all of these comments are that ops SHIT LOOKING curry IS NOT IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM HIGHLY REFINED. because literally any idiot could OVER TIME make that same bowl of slop
>>7036964
>indian food is literally the bomb.
I mean you mean THE CLOCK, Ahmed.
>>7037001
>SHIT CURRY
>slop
Are we looking at the picture?
That's what real curry looks like. Sorry you don't have it in it Flyoverville, USA
>>7037001
no one said it isn't easy to make stuff that tastes good, however you're making a broader point about food being a very simple, crude discipline when actually it can be very refined.
you're calling the dish slop, which is a clearly valid comment about its texture, and making wild claims about its flavour which you can't possibly know. it's an extrapolation. a lot of indian food is 'slop' but even within that group of dishes there is huge variation, and indeed refinement.
>>7036996
thats still making things that taste good together. it is not hard. you know how dish a tastes so you pair it with dish b because you know that they taste good together. ITS EXACTLY MAKING A CHORD AND PLAYING SCALES.
>>7036315
poo in the loo, not in the stew
>>7036315
>>7037006
stews and chili are slop.
>>7037016
i never said anything about the taste. it can taste amazing... probably does. Ive been cooking since i was about 3 years old so maybe I just dont understand what everyone finds so difficult about cooking because it comes natural to me. curry/stews and chili are things i make at the end of the month with leftovers from my other meals.
>>7037038
what you're doing might be intuitive but it can still be complex/subtle. i think you're taking praise for subtlety as an elitist comment but it isn't, really. everything has subtleties. takes a while to get to grips with them as an outsider.
>>7037020
>>7037024
4chan glitched the wrong picture kek
>>7037038
i think your idea of curry is very dull ad simplistic then, seing it as simly a stew rather than a wide veriaty of dishes
>>7037058
What does it look like for you? Mine is normal.
>>7037071
It's a picture of poop but the filename says Indian food. I refreshed the page but it's not helping, post the original pic?
>>7037020
>>7036315
that looks like some of the beer shits I've taken
>>7036665
that's sixth avenue and 14 th street
>>7037125
No, that's a legitimate breakdown of indian food. Perhaps you're not familiar with middle eastern cuisine?
>India
>>7036906
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>>7036344
>ameritards
>i have no idea what im eating, i am so cultured.
>>7037066
This just shows how stupid you are. the fact that you dont understand how similar how curry and stews are. same basic ingredients. same prep method. different spices.
>>7037038
So you can make a sarson ka saag from fleftovers, or a dal bati churma or a biryani or idli sambar or ussal poha? I've not mentioned any hidden from the world type of dishes. All of these dishes are among the top 3 most popular in their state.
What you slap together at home from leftovers is not indicative of the nuances of curry and in no way indicative of the subtelty of Indian cuisine. That's like me having chicken with mayonnaise and saying there's no subtlety in French cuisine.
>>7037564
looking at curry as stew is a very western and reductive idea....its a british invention which ignores dry curries, curies more akin to puree sauces, and south indian preperations more like soup than anything
i would not say that preparing gujrati palak aloo is similar to any stew, and dishes like jalfrezi and thorans are pretty much stir fries
>>7037564
How can anyone with even a passing interest in cooking think that all Indian food is curry. And then go on to say that all curries are stews. Are all pasta sauces stews too? What other reductions do you have to offer? Maybe all moles are chutneys.
And you're forgetting that all of these curries are eaten with something not on their own. Roti, naan, paratha, puri, idli, dosa, bhatura, kachowri, goan bread rolls, papad, appam, thepla, puran poli to name some without getting into the tens of variations things like roti and paratha alone have. These are all very nuanced takes on bread that accompany every meal. I'm sure you take the time out to prepare them to have a holistic understanding of Indian food the rest of us can only hope for.
>>7037564
Look up the recipe for kadhi. Some say the word curry itself came from this dish. Go through it step by step, shouldn't be hard as there are only a few steps, and tell me in which universe is this a stew.
>>7036315
Looks like a watery sag aloo to me. Why haven't you posted more pics of the dishes OP? I'm a Brit and we love curries but it would be nice to see the stuff they actually eat in India.
Also this poo in loo stuff is pretty boring now, I can guess the Nationality of these posters though!
>>7037785
You're boring.
>>7037785
Can't you tell by the faux-authentic and cloyingly enthusiastic tone of the OP that this was supposed to be a thread about how 'shitty' Indian food is.
>>7036763
>>7036400
This bait... died from dysentery.
>>7036328
The poo just isn't visible enough
http://indiatoday.intoday.in/story/delhi-street-food-test-restaurants-momos-contamination/1/440901.html
>>7037694
nice detailing with class explanation.not surprising though. the other one kept exposing ignorance and idiocy.he look good in that mold.
>>7036651
>Hypocrisy is that America has designated landfills.
Are you implying that shitting out in public spaces is no different than storing then compacting unrecyclable trash in isolated uninhabited areas of land?
Do you even have a loo to poo to?
>>7036315
Did you get this from a stall at the designated shitting street?
>>7036315
Literally Reddit.
>Literally.
Yes.
>>7037737
in the universe where you can take any stew and add curry spices and turn it into a curry. comparing kadhi to curry is the exact same stretch you can take comparing stew to curry
Indian here. Indian food looks fucking awful but it can taste good. And there's a lot more to Indian food than curry.
Also if any of you ever do actually end up going to India, NEVER eat street food.
>>7036651
How is that hypocrisy? We don't compare ourselves with shitstains from india, nor do we need to.
Be specific if you're gonna attack us otherwise go back to your ganges.
>>7036651
To me the hypocrasy is you fag bait indians coming here instead of doing something to improve your own crappy nation.
LOO
Indian cuisine
>>7040960
Those are used as fuel to cook food over a fire.
>>7040964
>Using shit to fuel fires
No wonder India smells like ass
![1446614698136[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oM1Cnsi.jpg "1446614698136[1].jpg")
Reminder that Indians literally
LITERALLY
drink cow urine soda
>>7041025
Lol. Nuclear poo poo desu
>>7041027
hahaaha, they have nukes but can't clean their desganiesfu
>>7040980
Coca Cola used to be made with cow urine until about the 60s
>>7036344
it's probably cow shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGPBliNI1TY
desu
>>7037182
You can smell the stench from blocks away, it's 6th street bet 1st and 2nd aves.
>>7037694
Fact is, it's all poo and that's all I need to know. I don't like the stench of it and I don't want to be around it. Now piss off back to your ganges.
>>7036315
Is that chicken vindagloop?
>>7043813
Vindapoo
>>7043813
no loos here
>>7037001
Please don't act like you know everything when you clearly know nothing you inbred shit. It sounds like you've never even seen authentic Indian Food. Yes, there is a world of difference between a Palak Paneer or a Paneer Makhanwala from shit-tier American restaurants and real dhabas in India.
Hell, when I tasted some Shahi Paneer at the Taj in Mumbai it made the Shahi I buy back home taste like rotten Horseshit.. Please eat real Indian food before shitposting.
>>7037564
>saying curries are just like stews
God dude. I'm a from California and even I could make out the difference between curries and stew. Kitchens should take a restraining order against you.
>>7036779
It's dookie food from the ganges
>I didn't choose the curry life... the curry life chose me
